Chapter 69 Watch me step on Wenxing Academy alone!
Chapter 69: Watch me step on Wenxing Academy alone!
Meng Haizhou and others all said that Li Youran was taking the opportunity to make things difficult for Jun Moye, and they all started to make a fuss. But they didn't know that what Li Youran said was the truth.
"Young Master You Ran is joking." Kong Lingyang's face darkened, and he was a little unhappy: "Young Master Jun may... have made other achievements in other aspects. But he has never been famous in the way of poetry, which is a bit unhappy...
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Someone laughed secretly. Although Confucius's words were extremely obscure, everyone could hear that the so-called "Jun Mo Xie can make achievements" are nothing more than the brothel Chu Pavilion, running dogs and fighting cocks, bullying male dominance.
What else can this kid make for those despicable things about women? Everyone praised it in their hearts: Old Master is old Master, and he is so elegant even to harm others.
"Confucius doesn't have to worry. Haha, if the noble student can't even argue with Jun Moye, why should I compete with Mr. Youran?" Meng Haizhou replied with a smile, but this sentence was that he would greatly defeat Confucius's army.
Kong Lingyang was so angry that he thought to himself that if my disciple whom I was so passionate about was not as good as that playboy, then I really wanted to have two ropes and two sets of condoms, so I had to look for a shortcoming. If I don’t speak, I waved my hand and appointed a disciple.
When he went out to fight, he sat down in a depressed manner.
"Little student Han Zhidong, ask Mr. Jun for advice." A young man stood up with a smile, bowed deeply from a distance, and then raised his head. A trace of disdain flashed slightly in his eyes.
"Well, there is no need to ask for advice. I will teach you two tricks when I have time to ensure that you can travel across the Lingwu Lake and show your strength. How can you demonstrate the mystery in public? Even if you don't mind, I still mind.
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Jun Moye looked so good that he naturally saw the disdain in his eyes. He smiled, squeezed his eyes, and even gave him a shameless hat.
"The young student has always been clean, but he never goes to places like Lingwu Lake." Han Zhidong's voice was a little cold, and he felt a little contempt: It was indeed a big scum. He asked him for teaching knowledge, but he actually said it in one sentence
I went up the brothel, do you know that this is a place in public? It's really a disgrace to be gentle!
"You haven't been to Lingwu Lake? Then where are you?" Jun Moye felt disgusted. You guys are not over yet. He shook his legs and said leisurely: "Oh, by the way, this young master has neglected it.
, Seeing Han Caizi's outfit is very shabby, I guess he can't afford to go to such places. It seems that if there is a need, he will hold a spear in his hand and plan in his heart, and walk around in the room, and be proud and powerful.
After the guns wiped out hundreds of millions of soldiers, I had to take a breath afterwards..."
What is this? Han Zhidong's fair and handsome face suddenly turned red like chicken blood, and his neck became thick in an instant...
Jun Dashou's words seem to be very elegant, and they are very imposing. Among the people, many of them were stunned for a moment. After thinking about it carefully, they understood what this means. They couldn't help but
They all laughed. This kid is so...bad!
For a moment, the hall was full of the obscene laughter that belonged to men, and could only be understood but not expressed indecently...
Only Princess Lingmeng, Dugu Xiaoyi, Han Yanmeng and other famous ladies stared at each of them in surprise, looking at this and then that, I felt vaguely that this was probably not a good thing, but
I really can't think of what a bad thing is. Listening to Jun Moye's words, it describes a majestic general, but why is it so strange?
Several old men were frowning at each other, and only they were laughing loudly without restraint. They were also slapped the table and thighs, smiling so hard that they could not see each other. Dugu Zongheng slapped his whole body and smiled.
Tang Wanli, who was trembling, laughed in a low voice on his shoulder: "Old Tang, I suddenly remembered the eve of the fierce battle between us and Tianlang Mountain when we just entered the military; Old Man was the team leader, that night, Old Man
Tang, you are so majestic, we all saw it. You will sneak up early tomorrow morning and go out to wash your inner room..."
Tang Wanli immediately blushed and his neck jumped up thickly. He no longer cared about how afraid he was of Dugu Zongheng. He opened his hand viciously and put his thick neck on his sturdy neck, and roared in a low voice: "You bastard! Do you dare to say it again
Go down…”
Dugu Zongheng coughed continuously, but laughed and begged for mercy. Several old guys all pushed their thumbs under Tang Wanli's nose. It turned out that everyone had heard it...
Mr. Tang's face was flushed and he stood up and was about to leave in anger, but he was pressed down by several old men and persuaded him with a smile.
Dugu Xiaoyi saw that all the seven brothers were smiling tightly, and her black face was filled with joy, and her shoulders were still trembling, trembling, and it seemed really funny, and she couldn't help but ask.
: "What is he talking about? Is it really that funny?"
Uh... the seven brothers looked at each other, and they were all stunned in embarrassment, and then shook their heads in unison: "It's not funny, what's funny? It's not funny at all!"
Dugu Xiaoyi snorted and turned her head angrily. Suddenly, she felt that these men, including his brothers and Jun Moye, all looked so annoying! She actually asked nothing and got an answer.
, so angry!
I secretly recalled what Jun Moye said and remembered it firmly in my heart. I thought, if you don’t say it, I won’t say it. When I go home and ask my mother... I don’t believe it, but I really don’t know...
Han Zhidong took a deep breath, knowing that he would never have the upper hand if he quarreled with such a playboy, and said, "Today, Your Majesty is kind to you, and I will give this golden autumn talent banquet. The young man is ashamed and can follow his mentor and come in just a matter of the situation;
Just now, I saw the golden chrysanthemums and elixirs blooming in the imperial garden. I accidentally got a couplet and asked my elder brother for advice!”
After saying that, without waiting for Jun Moye to accept or not, he read it straight out: "Imperial Garden, chrysanthemum, orchid, osmanthus, flowers, flowers, sky fragrance, fragrance, fragrance, fragrance, fragrance, fragrance, fragrance, fragrance, fragrance, the first fragrance of thousands of miles
.”
As soon as this couplet came out, everyone began to ponder.
This couplet seems simple, but not simple. Especially in the last sentence, the word "Tianxiang" is embedded, which metaphorically expresses the blessings to the Tianxiang Empire, but the horses are shot without any trace.
The master of the school. For a moment, everyone was scraping their stomachs and trying to face it in front of others, so as to show their talents in front of His Majesty.
As for Jun Moye, no one has any hope... Isn't it a joke to let him know such a profound and difficult couplet? He won't be right in the next life!
"Mr. Jun, the young man is a little talented and knowledgeable, and he can only write such a shallow first couplet. I wonder if he can still get the eyes of Mr. Jun?" Han Zhidong smiled and looked at Jun Moye humbly, with a very sincere expression.
: "Your Majesty, please give me some advice!"
If he didn't say this, and even waited until Jun Moye didn't say anything, he wouldn't say anything, everyone would despise Jun Moye while looking up at him. I believe that the bosses would also be in the hearts of this first couplet.
Leaving a special impression on him. After all, this extremely difficult couplet is produced, which is also a very talented person; but as soon as he said this, it made everyone sigh in his heart.
In one breath.
Such a "talented man" who is so reasonable and unyielding and becomes arrogant will have already fallen under the ranks. What's more, you, a person who has been influenced by Wenxing Academy for many years, is it so worthy of being proud of a playboy in poetry couplets.
Is it?
This so-called talented man will never achieve great success in his life!
Even if you have the chance to climb up, the big guys will not allow people with such a spirit to take over! Who can guarantee whether this guy will deal with him after he becomes powerful? So Han Zhidong didn't know at all, and he just said one more sentence, so he completely
He declared the demise of his political future, and he was still complacent at this moment...
Jun Moye frowned. If he wrote a poem improvised, he could plagiarize it, but he would have no way to plagiarize such improvised couplets. Why did he compare to bullshit couplets in the first round? Isn't it possible to compare with other ones?
?It's really his grandma...
Master Kong Lingyang narrowed his eyes and was very proud: "If Mr. Jun is not right, you might as well say it clearly, haha, for the master, this is not a shameful thing..."
Everyone chuckled. The old man was really reluctant to give in, and he implemented his usual habits. He did not use dirty words to curse people. It seemed that he was planning to continue scolding.
Jun Moye rushed upwards, suddenly turned his mind and said loudly: "What's the problem? Isn't it just a bullshit couplet? Look at you, brother is facing you, and he's alone on Wenxing Academy!"
There was a lot of booing. This guy really dared to speak. In just those few moves, he dared to say such crazy words, and was not afraid of the wind flashing his tongue. It seems that this kid will be tortured by Wenxing Academy today...
Only Li Youran and Jun Zhantian's eyes shrank, but Li Youran believed that he had this ability. Li Youran also tried to match this first couplet in his heart, and always felt that it was not right. At this moment,
But when he saw Jun Moye speak wildly, he couldn't help but think in his heart: Is he really better than me?
Mr. Jun was a little anxious. Didn’t this little bastard agree to let you hide your weakness? Why is it showing its sharpness now?
Kong Lingyang sneered and said, "Young Master Jun is really confident. Let's do this. If you really come out within an incense stick, my Wenxing Academy is willing to admit defeat. But if you don't, please ask your younger brother.
How about mediating to Young Master Tang and returning my poor disciple to me?”
The disciple he mentioned was naturally Zhao Chengsong, the "title underwear washing" who was abused by Tang Yuan. However, when the talented man of Zhao was expelled from the house, he was afraid that he would leave a disaster and had already been killed with a stick.
Where can I return him? Even if I have returned from the underworld, my bones will be smelly at this moment...
"No problem!" Jun Moye raised his neck and took a big bag. He thought to himself that if he didn't meet, he would return the corpse of your disciple to you. You just want the disciple, but you didn't say whether you were alive or dead.
Yes, we won't mind this...
"But if I get this right, you have to treat me too! If you don't match it, then your Wenxing Academy will not say the words "couplets" in front of me from now on, how about it?" Jun Moye said strangely.