"One word is certain!" Kong Lingyang didn't take him seriously at all. Don't say that you might not be able to match Han Zhidong's first couplet. Even if you can really be lucky enough to match it, just relying on this shallow couplet produced by the playboy, can you still be
Can it be difficult for us to stay at Wenxing Academy? What a big joke!
Jun Moye slapped his thigh, and with a crisp sound, he grabbed a jar of wine on the table, stepped on a chair with one foot, raised his head and drank two gulps, thought for a while, then raised his head and drank two gulps, and thought for a while
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Everyone's eyes were focused on him, even His Majesty the Emperor was no exception. A cold light flashed in his eyes with interest. If Jun Moye could really match the couplets steadily, then he would be right.
The Jun family really needs to re-estimate...
Dugu Xiaoyi and Princess Lingmeng both looked at him anxiously, and couldn't help but complain: What can you do? If you don't meet it, you will lose face, but you are afraid of disturbing his ideas and dare not come out.
Voice.
Seeing that Jun Moye had already left most of the jar of wine, Dugu Ying was anxious: "Hey! You just want to drink more with this opportunity?"
Dugu Xiaoyi gave his elder brother a fierce look and said angrily: "Others are not anxious yet, why are you anxious?" Dugu Ying scratched her head, sat down embarrassedly, and looked at the wine jar in Jun Moye's hand...
Sudden!
Jun Moye raised his head, raised his right hand, snapped his fingers with a snap, and said, "I have it!"
As everyone expected, Jun Da Shao pride proudly read his second couplet: "The streets of stinky people are smelly, dogs are smelly, pigs are smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smelly, shit smell
It smells alone for thousands of years."
A shock!
"Absolutely, it's really absolute... Use fragrance to smell, use shit to flowers... vomit..." Tang Yuan hurriedly jumped out to praise, but before he finished speaking, he was disgusted by the 'absolute' in his mouth.
, unable to speak, I just felt annoyed and vomited in my stomach...
This pair is so good... it's so amazing - it's so disgusting to people. In addition, I've just eaten a lot of things, so it's weird if I don't feel disgusting...
Everyone looked strange in their faces, looking at Jun Moye with some grief and anger. Suddenly, with a wow, the little princess Han Yanmeng of Fengxue Yincheng ran out with her mouth covering her mouth, and then the young ladies covered their mouths and took small steps...
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In the end, even Dugu Xiaoyi ran away with his mouth covering his mouth, and gave Jun Moye a jealous look before running out.
"Who dares to say I didn't match? Is it stable or not?" Jun Moye raised his arms and shouted, grabbed a crab, took out the crab roe in a few seconds, stuffed it into his mouth, and for a while.
Chew heavily.
Everyone watched him stuff the yellow crab roe into their mouths, and remembered the extremely disgusting lower couplet just now, and everyone's face suddenly turned pale again.
Everyone was speechless: the couple really matched, and they scolded these great scholars fiercely. Just the saying "Confucianism is stubborn and stubborn" can make the old masters angry.
As for the rhythm, even Kong Lingyang and Meigaojie dare not say that such couplets are not matched or neat, but...
You match such couplets when everyone is eating. Wouldn't you deliberately look ugly? You match the upper and lower couplets, but it directly makes everyone lose their appetite...
"The Feng Shui turns, now it's my turn to make the question." Jun Moye waved half of the crab in his hand proudly: "I remember half a month ago, that day, I was at home, um... I studied poetry, and suddenly my grandfather had a
An old friend came to visit. The name of this old friend was very strange, so I was deeply impressed by it; his surname was He and his name was Shang; he gave my grandfather a painting, which was a lotus picture drawn by him by himself. Before leaving, he left a
In the first couplet, my grandfather and his old man asked him for advice, but many people didn’t meet him.”
Speaking of this, Dugu Xiaoyi and other girls came back with pale faces one by one. Everyone stared at Jun Moye hatefully, and they wanted to run over and bite him.
When he said this, someone asked curiously: "But I don't know what the first couplet Jun San Shao said is exactly?"
"This first couplet is very simple, you can only have seven characters - draw a lotus monk's painting." Jun Moye hummed twice and threw this out. As for the black pot, it was directly placed on Mr. Jun. Anyway, it is now
The old man is present and is not afraid of being in trouble. There are too many people in this world that cannot be trusted, but his grandfather is definitely one of the most trustworthy people!
Don’t talk about lying in person, even if you don’t, Mr. Jun must wipe his grandson’s ass!
"Draw the lotus monk painting...Draw the lotus monk painting..." Everyone frowned as soon as the top couplet came out. This top couplet seemed very simple at first glance, but when you savor it carefully, everyone sucked it.
A breath of air conditioning.
It can be read anyway, and the meaning is the same anyway; there is a person's name embedded in the middle, and there are anyway; although the characters from the beginning and the end are the same, they are completely opposite.
All the old masters frowned. I never expected that this playboy who was ignorant and ignorant would raise a huge problem as soon as he spoke!
Faced with this everlasting absolute, a group of talents from Wenxing Academy fell into an unprecedented battle! Twenty talents frowned and thought hard at the same time, and everyone racked their brains and thought a lot.
The problem that our side has already been corrected by Jun Moye. Even though the second couplet is quite unbearable, it is correct if it is correct. This is a fact that cannot be changed. Now the other side’s question has been released.
But he was at a loss. If he couldn't answer it in the end, it would be like the entire Wenxing Academy was stumped by Jun Moye.
This was an incredible "myth"! But this myth happened!
If the talent of the entire academy still cannot perfectly solve this absolute, and it will be stumped by a ignorant playboy...? What a shame that would it be? In the entire Piaotian literature, countless people have worked hard and accumulated over and over again.
I only barely matched a few of them, and whether in terms of artistic conception, rhythm, or other conditions, I can achieve stable and seamless parallelism, but it can be said that there is nothing to say.
It is so absolute that it would be too difficult to make these talents match it in just one stick of incense.
The two great masters are also thinking hard!
The old master Mei Gaojie frowned bitterly and paced back and forth slowly; he shook his head from time to time, murmured: "No, no!" and then continued to ponder.
Mr. Kong Lingyang, still motionless, closed his eyes and looked up at the sky. His face was filled with deep thought. From a distance, it seemed that the wrinkles on his face were deeper, and his whispered white hair was even more like snow and silver.
, it makes people feel sad.
In fact, this showdown is aimed at the talented men present at Wenxing Academy. The two old masters should not intervene. Strictly speaking, it is even more illegal. However, it is related to the reputation of Wenxing Academy for more than a hundred years.
, But the two old masters didn't care about that much.
As for Master Jun, he doesn't care about this. Not to mention only adding those two old ghosts, what if you find ten or twenty more?
Time passed little by little, and a stick of incense squirted with blue smoke, and finally turned into ashes.
A miracle did not happen!
"I'm sorry! I admit defeat!" Han Zhidong lowered his head dejectedly, and couldn't help but feel a sense of sincere frustration in his heart. He, the top student trained by Wenxing Academy, actually wanted to match his brother in front of Jun Moye, a playboy.
Right lost!
At this moment, he wanted to die!
"No! Although you lost, it's not you who lost! At least it's not just you!" Jun Moye lay halfway on his chair, slowly stretched out a finger, and shook it gently: "Because, follow me
It’s not you who bet! You are at best just a chess piece here, the most inconspicuous piece, and you are not qualified to bet with me! No matter which aspect, you are not qualified! You are far from it!"
After saying that, Jun Moye raised his chin and looked at Mei Gaojie and Kong Lingyang with a smile: "Two old masters, do you think so?"
"We lost!" The two old men looked depressed, and their eyes were no longer as full of spirit when they first came in. As a recognized talent from the whole country, the person who carried the tripod of Wenxing Academy was actually in
Jun Moye admitted defeat in front of him. This strong humiliation made the two old men feel that life was worse than death.
Kong Lingyang trembled his lips and whispered: "I fulfilled my promise. From now on, Wenxing Academy will not talk about couplets in front of you, Jun Moye!"
For a moment, there was no sound in the hall.
Jun Moye sighed. He also respected the character of these two old men and was unwilling to force the other party to this level. Just based on these two people, they organized Wenxing Academy and selected the best to record it.
The empire devoted all efforts to cultivate talents; and among the students selected to be included in Wenxing Academy, they have never regarded poverty and humbleness as a matter of talent and learning, ignore wealth and power. These points are worthy of admiration for you!
But these two people are respectable, but they still have too many shortcomings. If we only look at knowledge, the two are naturally enough, but in terms of method and purpose, the two are wrong! They only focus on knowledge
The cultivation of ability ignores the shaping of character!
Teachers are not just teaching knowledge.
Before Jun Moye traveled through time, there was a saying that was widely circulated: Teachers are engineers of human souls!
Indeed, the so-called great scholars of the generation, all the disciples taught were knowledgeable, outstanding in poetry, and very good at strategy. They were more intentional in cultivating their political abilities, which can ensure that once they entered the official career, they could perform their own learning and their own.
Talent; but I overlooked one thing. If they have poor character, they are profitable in everything, and the center of everything is only about their own interests, gains and losses, and their glory, then such officials will be extremely terrible!
Not to mention anything else, just like Wenxing Academy, there are thousands of disciples under the names of these two old men!
Once these people leave the school and enter the officialdom, there are heights, or rich or poor, but it is undeniable that everyone can find their own jobs. Even if they cannot thrive in the officialdom, the disciples from Wenxing Academy are
The best candidates for staff from major families; even the least effective ones can get a job as a teacher or copywriter.
How much harm will this group of people who enter society without moral education cause to ordinary people? This is simply unimaginable!
Therefore, Jun Moye is very disliked in this aspect! He is very disliked and even despised!
So, even if these two old men were so angry today, Jun Moye would not feel that he was doing something wrong! He even thought it was very appropriate.
I am not a good person, and I am not interested in caring about the suffering of all people in the world. However, since you are going to bully me, you must do it for the sake of heaven.
Things in the world are so good, Jun Moye sighed; look at what you forced, even the killer has become a guardian. Jun Da Killer suddenly felt that he was noble-daughter-dass, I was wanted no matter which world I went to
People can actually save the suffering of the people and relieve the people from the upside down... Well, although all this has not happened yet...