Nanjing is worthy of being one of the three hot stoves in China. It’s mid-September and it’s still so hot.
Late at night, Xiang Xiaoqiang was in a dirty room of a few square meters, turning on his computer, blowing on the fan, eating instant noodles, picking his feet, reading novels, and having sex.
"Ding ding... dong dong..."
The pleasant music on your mobile phone sounds, and a text message comes.
Hmm, let’s take a look...:
"This hotel is recruiting male and female public relations for a long time, with a monthly salary of 10,000 yuan. We are required to be open-minded and in good health. If you are interested, please call 139xxxxxxx..."
Japan, it’s like this again.
Operation - Delete - Are you sure you want to delete this message? - OK! You will be deleted!
Phew...delete another one.
Now he has no temper at all because of the harassing text messages. Ever since he switched to China Unicom’s mobile phone, the service has been poor, and the text messages have been sending you all day long to make you desperate for life and death. In addition to recruitment advertisements, messages like “I’ve been missing you all the time”
Your lips, your tongue...Boss, I want a pound of that pig head meat." There are a few corny jokes like this a day. They probably still charge money.
What's even more disgusting is that they say you won a big prize and ask you to call a certain number for consultation.
Alas, if you spread out old millet and rotten sesame seeds, don’t you think people are stupid?
"Ding ding... dong dong..."
Sweet music sounded, and another one came.
Xiang Xiaoqiang put down his chopsticks helplessly, wiped his mouth with oil, and continued to read.
"Young male friends, do you want to time travel? Do you want to be a stud? Do you want to go back to the Ming Dynasty and be that person? You are still in a dirty room of a few square meters, turning on the computer, blowing the fan, eating and drinking
Are you going to pick your toes and have sex while reading a novel?"
Xiang Xiaoqiang sucked in a noodle hanging from the corner of his mouth, and continued to scroll down with an expressionless face.
"Young male friends! Now we can change everything for you, realize your wishes that can only be realized in yy, and make your yy upgrade a reality!
"yy Travel Agency is a professional time and space travel agency approved, registered and established by the National Time and Space Administration and the Time Travel Tourism Bureau. It specializes in providing high-quality and efficient travel services to young men with yy needs in various time and space intervals. From the late Neolithic Age to the matrilineal clan period to AD
Time travel service in 2015!
"During the National Day Golden Week, our company has newly opened two popular routes, 'Return to the Ming Dynasty and Dang Nasha' and 'Return to the Qing Dynasty and Dang Nasha'. The 'Hui Ming' double flight five-day tour is 2,888 yuan per person, and the 'Hui Ming Dynasty' double flight is 2,888 yuan per person.
Qing's three-day tour with two flights costs 1,888 yuan per person...
"How about it, young male friends! Are you excited? It's better to take action than to be excited. Call and make an appointment now..."
…
Forbearance, there must be a limit, right?
Xiang Xiaoqiang just felt like crying without tears. He admired the person who wrote this text message very much. The compilation of harassing text messages in this article was considered creative. What was even more commendable was the persistence of that person. It has been more than ten days, and this
Every text message was sent to his mobile phone on time at 0:00 a.m. every day. It was more stable than the updates from Platinum Master. This was also a person who read too many time-travel novels and was bored to the point of perversion.
He finally became popular. This time he didn’t delete it directly, but opened “reply to new message” and wrote viciously:
"I'm sorry for your mother! If you read, just read. If you're bored, write a book!"
Then I clicked the reply button and "pop", it was sent.
Haha, I feel a lot better. After finishing the instant noodles in three swipes, I threw the bowl aside and continued to stare back at the screen.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, that's great, the master has updated it!
Alas, it’s here again, this time it’s the phone number. I don’t recognize the number. It’s in the middle of the night, who is this...
Xiaoqiang picked up the phone:
"Hello...who is...?"
A very rich male voice came from inside, looking very disappointed: "Oh, it's a man."
Xiang Xiaoqiang is so angry:
"Yes, I am a man. Who are you?"
"Well, let's just be a man," the man sighed, "After all, I sent this message to more than a hundred people, and you were the first to reply."
Xiang Xiaoqiang was furious and roared:
"Hey, kid! Are you the one sending me messages all these days?!"
"Hey, don't be angry. I don't want to harass others. I just feel very tired after coding and uploading every night, and I want to joke with others and relax. - It would be best to meet another girl by the way. It's a pity that you are not the one
."
Xiaoqiang was startled:
"What, code words?... You don't write novels on the Internet, do you?"
"Haha, just uploaded it."
No way……
Xiaoqiang stared at the screen, his eyes widening. The latest chapter of "What to Do When Back to the Ming Dynasty", which has long been the number one recommendation list, has just been uploaded.
"Um..." Xiaoqiang's throat felt a little tight, "Um...is your pen name called... Li Guanniao?"
"Oh, that's just my username, my pen name... Huh? How do you know?"
Xiang Xiaoqiang felt dizzy and his throat felt a little sweet. He surfed the Internet at midnight and bumped into a master...
…
Li Guanniao:
"Hey Hey hey?"
Five minutes later, Xiaoqiang finally burst into tears:
"Wow...my dear!...bird watching!...Do you know how..."
…
Five minutes later, the windows of this unit lit up one after another. Ten minutes later, the dogs in the community began to bark.
Before dawn the next day, Xiang Xiaoqiang got up. He dug out the clothes he wore for the interview, then looked in the mirror and carefully styled his short hair with mousse.
Xiaoqiang spent the whole night in bed excitedly. He is a die-hard fan of Li Guanniao. In order to save monthly tickets for this big brother, he did not hesitate to order several books that he did not like to read. Maybe it was his sincerity that moved God.
, God actually allowed Li Guanniao to live in the same city as him, and made him lucky enough to receive his harassing messages for half a month. After crying and begging yesterday, the kind-hearted Li Guanniao agreed today at noon
Meet yourself and have a meal together.
"Life is like a stock. When it hits rock bottom, it will rebound."
This is Xiaoqiang's motto, and it finally came true today. In the past two years, his life has been like a junk stock, extremely unlucky and extremely angry. He was fired from six companies in two years, and he was fired from another company. People
When he changes jobs, his salary gets higher and higher. He is just the opposite. His first job right after graduation was okay, with a monthly salary of 2,200. After that, as he was fired again and again, the index continued to decline. The latest salary actually fell below the 1,000 mark.
, it’s only 850 yuan, and there are no three gold, car or meal allowances.
I had been with my girlfriend for two years in college, and I said goodbye to him at the beginning of the year. Last month, a beautiful woman in the office was willing to date him, which moved Xiaoqiang to something. After only two and a half days of dating, Xiaoqiang was all over the place.
When he was thanking Mantian God and Buddha, the beauty and the vice president of the company appeared in front of him and explained to him apologetically. Only then did Xiang Xiaoqiang understand that this beauty turned out to be the vice president's lover. It turned out that the two had a fight, and now he
reconciled.
Three days later, the HR manager called Xiaoqiang to the office and politely told him that although he performed well during the probation period, he might not be suitable for this job, so he suggested that he try other opportunities.
When Xiang Xiaoqiang walked out of the company building holding all his personal belongings, he almost cried.
"Persevere, persist, life is like a stock. As long as you persist, it will always rebound." He looked at the sky and said to himself through gritted teeth.
But it seems that this stock is about to hit its trading limit. After that, I submitted nearly a hundred resumes and interviewed more than a dozen companies, but none of them yielded results. Fortunately, there is "Back to the Ming Dynasty" every night.
The Internet is tempting him, otherwise he really doesn't know what else he has to worry about in the world.
I didn’t expect to have dinner with the author of this book today. Maybe this is a sign that the bad luck is over?
Xiang Xiaoqiang walked around the room in a suit and tie, with his "little deer" in his chest, unable to do anything. He finally made it to 10:30 in the morning, then rushed out of the door to meet his idol.
"Ah?...This...doesn't...seem...eh...uh..."
Standing at the agreed entrance to the park, Xiaoqiang stared blankly at the scene in front of him:
Next to the bus stop, there are a few tables, a few chairs, and two parasols. A man and a woman are sitting behind the tables, playing with their mobile phones boredly and watching people pass by.
A large sign was placed in front of the umbrella, which read:
yy time and space travel agency
provided to you
From the matrilineal clan period in the late Neolithic
arrive
Time travel service in 3015 AD!
Many popular routes, hot inquiries are in progress
…
"There is such a thing, haha," Xiaoqiang secretly smiled reassuringly, "What a coincidence in this world, there really is a 'yy travel agency'. Well, probably Li Guanniao had seen this stall before, so he
I made up this message."
But time passed by minute by second, and groups of people waiting for the bus walked by. The appointment was for 11:30, but it was already 12:30, and Bird still didn't show up.
On the station next to them, two women were holding their children, whispering to each other, glancing over from time to time, laughing and joking.
An old man carried a mat and walked slowly to the table. He stuck out his buttocks and read the sign. He glanced at the person sitting behind the table with complicated eyes, sighed, shook his head, and walked away muttering something.
His legs were sore and his knees were straight, but Xiaoqiang still didn't want to go to the station seat next to him to rest for a while. There was a billboard blocking his view, so he couldn't see this side. Just in case, in these few seconds, the bird would come gently.
, waved his sleeves, and walked away gently?
I took out my cell phone and made a call, but I didn’t think it was polite. But, alas, I’m already an hour late, so I gave you a call!
Xiaoqiang took out his cell phone and called up Li Guanniao's number. As soon as he pressed the dial button, someone's cell phone rang at "yy Travel Agency".
The man picked up the phone, glanced at the number, looked at Xiaoqiang in surprise, and picked up the phone:
"Hello?"
The sounds are indeed in sync.
"Ah, haha," the man put away the phone and greeted with a smile, "You are Mr. Xiang Xiaoqiang. I see you have been waiting there for a long time. I'm sorry for not calling you over earlier... Haha, come on, please sit down.
…”
Xiang Xiaoqiang:
"...?"
Xiaoqiang walked over ignorantly and sat down slowly in front of the table. His stiff legs creaked and he felt indescribably comfortable.
Next to me, mm holds a cup of tea.
"Thank you." Xiaoqiang held the paper cup, took a sip, and looked at the two people suspiciously.
"Haha, Mr. Xiang," the man smiled and handed over a business card, "Let me introduce myself. My surname is Li. I am responsible for the business development of travel agencies in this era. This is my business card."
"Ah, ah..." Xiaoqiang took the business card blankly and saw it read:
yy time and space travel agency
Manager Li
Branch in the first half of the 21st century (2000~2050)
Marketing Department
business development office
"Ah... what is that..." Xiaoqiang read the business card twice, raised his head and asked weakly, "what is that? Aren't you a columnist for Diandian.com? Your surname is Li... Oh, what's your online name?
It must be called Li Guanniao."
"Haha, I'm sorry, my name is Li Guanniao, but it's not the one from Diandian Chinese website. Well, Li Guanniao is a great person, how can I meet him so easily? I've always wanted to get to know him."
"ah?!"
"Haha, the main reason is that if you don't say it like this, you probably won't come... Hey, don't be angry, don't be angry... Actually, speaking of this, this Dot Chinese website, like our travel agency, is a national space and time
The subordinate units of the administration, which are engaged in generating income, have branches in every period of time and space, which are equivalent to the tertiary industry. Do you understand?"
Xiaoqiang only felt his breathing trembling, his eyes were blurred, and he could vaguely hear a woman talking in his ears:
"Baby, you have to study hard. Otherwise, if you don't have the skills in the future, you will have to be like these uncles and aunts, making a living by cheating on the streets. In the end, you will be arrested by the police uncles..."
Xiang Xiaoqiang stood up unsteadily and said dryly:
"I'm sorry, I have something else to do and I'm leaving first..."
"Hey, Mr. Xiang," the sister quickly grabbed him, "Don't leave in a hurry yet..."
"What are you doing? This is the street, let me tell you..."
"Haha, Mr. Xiang," Li Guanniao nodded with a smile and asked him to sit down again, "I can understand your mood. These words of mine must be incredible to you. Well, this is normal. After all, in this country
In this era, we have not yet started business. Alas, this is probably because the Chinese website Diandian has not done enough work. Although they let people know what time travel is, it is not deeply rooted in people's hearts, and people still think it is just something in novels.
Alas, I only focused on making money and forgot about my core mission. Feifei, write it down and go back to the Space and Time Management Bureau to read their copy.
"Well, Mr. Xiang, listen to me first. You see, we don't know each other. Why can I trick you into... coming here? Why do I know that you like to read books on Diandian.com? Why do I know
Is your idol Li Guanniao?"
"Oh? That's right..." Xiaoqiang looked at him doubtfully, "Why?"
"Actually, there are time-travelers in every era. We are time-travelers. I was born in 2740, and she (pointing to the girl next to me) is two years younger than me, born in 2742. Also, the vice president of your company
He also came from time travel. That guy is a business representative of our travel agency. Because of his outstanding performance, the company rewarded him with a time travel. Look at him now, he is still young, already has a net worth of tens of millions, has a wife, and seven lovers. By the way.
, the beautiful woman in your office is still the ugliest among his eight women. Can’t you remember? Uh, she was the one who played with you and dumped you... Uh, I’m sorry, Mr. Xiang, please forgive me.
Wording..."
"..."
Li Guanniao looked at Xiaoqiang with a strange expression, smiled slightly, took a sip of water, and continued:
"This is like a novel. He is a time traveler, but you are not, so he is lucky everywhere and you are unlucky. Because he is the protagonist, and you are just a sidekick... Think about it this way, does it make sense?
Woolen cloth?"
Xiang Xiaoqiang didn't move for a while. Then he suddenly said warily:
"Tell me, what are you doing? Have you been following me and spying on me? Or have you hired someone to investigate me?"
"Huh!" Li Guanniao leaned back in frustration and closed his eyes in pain.
The girl named Feifei next to me came up to her and whispered softly:
"Don't be discouraged. He is from ancient times. It is normal for his thoughts to have limitations..."
"Well!" Li Guanniao suddenly sat up again, "It is because of the difficulties that I was sent to develop the market. There has never been a customer that I couldn't handle!"
"Well, come on!" Feifei said with a smile.
"Okay, Mr. Xiang," Li Guanniao picked up the phone and said while dialing, "You can doubt me now, or even laugh at me, but I want to prove it to you personally. In this era, after all, you are the first
People who have responded to our advertisement... Hello, head office, who is this? Xiao Liu, I am Li Guanniao. Who among you is free? Okay, tell him to come to my place right away and bring something with you.
Anything from our time...anything will do, as long as it is not available in ancient times. Well, I am now on September 14, 2007 AD, (looks at the watch) 12:42, 23 seconds. Well,
Hurry up."
Then, Li Guanniao ignored Xiang Xiaoqiang's strange look, leaned back in his chair, and said confidently:
"Okay, let's wait."
After a while, Feifei suddenly screamed, quickly covered her skirt, crossed her legs and jumped to the side. Then in full view of everyone, a man with glasses emerged from under the table.
"Oh, you Jia Guwen, you are going to die!" Feifei blushed, "Tell me, did you do it on purpose?"
"Oh, I'm sorry," the man with glasses got up with a smile, "There are people around here, I can't fall from the sky."
"Come," Li Guanniao said with a smile, "Mr. Xiang, let me introduce you to Mr. Xiang. This young man is a well-known lecherous gentleman in our head office. Gu Wen, what good things have you brought to open Mr. Xiang's eyes?"
"
"Hey." Jia Guwen took off his glasses from the bridge of his nose and handed them over with a lewd smile.
"Haha," Li Guanniao smiled knowingly, took it and handed it to Xiao Qiang, "Mr. Xiang, put it on and take a look."
Xiang Xiaoqiang took it and put it on doubtfully:
"What's wrong?"
"Don't look at us, look at the people around you."
He turned his gaze to the side and his eyes immediately popped out.
Wow! Wow wow!! Wow wow wow!!!
The streets are full of men, women, old and young, all naked, talking, laughing, or walking, all living beings, calm and composed.
At the entrance of the park, several old men and women were practicing Tai Chi, and their bodies like rotten wood moved slowly, like corpses, which was disgusting.
On the road, a naked man was riding a bicycle slowly passing by. On the back of the bicycle, a cage of naked chickens were squeezing against each other, noisily flapping.
At the station, several naked girls were chatting and laughing, jumping up and down when they were happy. They had young bodies, curvy bodies, and all their hair was visible.
Xiang Xiaoqiang immediately blocked his nostrils with his hands and turned his back to the sky.