The leader was unusually enthusiastic towards us. Even Donkey Peihui was very obedient. He kept humming and sucking on the leader's fingers, which made them sizzle.
A group of women stood far away, their envious eyes never leaving the women in our team. This group of charming women may be the first time they have seen them in their lives. They are so different.
Compared with the dark skin of this group of people who have been exposed to direct sunlight at low latitudes all year round, these people have skin as smooth as gel, exudes a charming fragrance, and smile confidently and naturally. Of course, they smell like pig manure.
Same thing
The leader personally led us to the cleanest private houses. There are no five-star hotels here. A good place with less pig excrement would be a good place. He loudly ordered us to prepare meals immediately and entertain us. The king of Tian said politely, "Please follow us."
The host and the guest do as the host wishes, as long as it is a common meal.”
The leader was a little embarrassed and said, "We have sent people to get some seafood from the sea, but this meal can only be a makeshift meal," Tian Wang said, "Speaking of seafood, we ate a lot of seafood along the way.
Just make some home-cooked food to satisfy your hunger."
“It has to be like this”
Many people immediately got busy, and the howling of pigs pulling their necks resounded throughout the valley. Their warriors, who could no longer move, were disemboweled, and their internal organs were quickly exposed one by one.
Their level of pig slaughtering is absolutely top-notch. With only a little effort, four pigs from big to small were slaughtered. A blazing charcoal fire was lit in the open field, tall and sturdy wooden frames were set up, and pigs of all sizes were slaughtered.
There were four of them in total, and they were stuffed into the big pig's body one by one. A pole passed through the back of the "warrior" and came out of his mouth. Next to it was a winch. It took two people to step on it together to turn the five pigs.
There were two people who kept adding firewood to the fire. Three people held long bamboo tubes and blew air around the fire. There was a wooden bench next to it. A woman held a long spoon and kept adding firewood to the pig, breaking it open.
Pour salt water into the stomach, and when it is cold and hot, a tempting fragrance will fly into the air for about an hour, and it will be baked.
Dinner begins
Everyone gathered on the hillside, with the sky as the roof, the earth as the house, and the bluestone as the table. At this time, the busiest person was none other than Song Kui. Everyone's words had to be conveyed through him before they would be heard.
Communication is no longer difficult. Therefore, today he did not sit next to Tian Wang, but started flying all over the place. He had to run to wherever there was excitement. Some people couldn't wait, so they had to use hand gestures to make it lively for a while.
The "warrior" was a sow. The leader took out a few things from its belly, scratched the pig's belly with a short knife, and pulled out two things the size of goose eggs, which looked like they had been peeled off, and they were white and very solemn.
The land was delivered to King Tian
"This is Zibao. I give it to the most respected guest because you have such a warrior under your command." He pointed at Jida.
We all don’t know what a sub-bag is, and we don’t know what its advantages are. The leader said, “This item is the essence of a ‘warrior’, especially for women. It has unimaginable benefits for women. I hope to give it to King Tian and Tian.
The King's Wife"
From the name and the hesitant expression of the leader, Tian Wang immediately understood the meaning. He laughed loudly and said, "Thank you for the kindness, leader. However, I am nearly fifty years old, and eating these things makes me feel a little bit like a pillow."
I want to give this to two people according to the leader's wishes."
The leader immediately nodded in agreement, and King Tian said to Ji Da, "You have made a great contribution today, and I am going to give you a copy of this package." Ji Da was still confused, but he immediately handed over his hand and thanked him.
King Tian sat on the table, looked around, and cast his eyes on me, "Tian Zong, the burden is heavier than each of us. I am not partial, but this should be shared by the husband and wife."
Immediately someone brought a short knife and divided the two round things into five equal parts. One part was given to General Ji, and the fifth part was given to me. The leader said, "The husband and wife must eat together to avoid wasting money."
Without asking why, General Ji and Xu Jie ate it quickly. They only saw Xu Jie frown slightly while swallowing. General Ji was a little better, but after he finished eating, he immediately tore a big piece.
The semen is stuffed into the mouth
I picked up my portion and as soon as I brought it to my mouth, I immediately smelled a pungent smell. I swallowed it whole and watched the wives eating.
Qi Xue picked up the small piece with two fingers and put it into her mouth expressionlessly, but did not chew it. She held the thing in her mouth for a long time before swallowing it. She quietly said something to Hua, who nodded.
When Qi Xue wanted to tell Liujiao, who knew that Liujiao had already put the thing in his mouth and started chewing it. While chewing, his face gradually turned red, almost the color of pig liver, but he still swallowed it ruthlessly and hurriedly looked for it.
water to drink
Xiaoyue was the farthest away from Qi Xue and could not hear what Qi Xue said. When Tian Di Hua wanted to tell her, she had already completed the task with tears in her eyes. And Hua and Jiang Wanqing also followed Qi Xue's method and put the thing away.
After holding it in her mouth for a while, Jiang Wanqing even pinched her nose with her hands.
This ceremony finally ended in a grand manner, but those of us who ate it were all kept in the dark, but some local women looked at the women who ate the sub buns with envy.
I really don’t know what the use of these irritating things is. We all found out later, but that’s another story.
Under the instruction of the leader, the local people performed their famous show. Finally, the leader, who seemed to be very aggressive, said to Tian Wang, "We have all seen the bravery of your noble warriors, but our real warriors still hope to meet with your distinguished guests.
Let’s give it a try”
"Oh? Why didn't you tell me earlier? Why not do something to add to the fun?"
We were also aroused by this new topic, and the women were also very excited. After all, since they went overseas, they have not only faced the sea, but also the sea water every day, which is indeed very boring. They also want to experience the so-called
What are the abilities of foreign warriors? This is a very interesting game.
King Tian turned to me, General Ji, General Meng, and General Su and said, "We are not fighting, we will stop at the point."
This is almost equivalent to ordering general, we agreed in unison
Over there, the leader also waved to someone and whispered a few words in his ear. The person immediately went down to prepare.
Soon, the Panggui Shilan people in the field began to sway from side to side almost wildly, humming a tune that we could barely understand, as if they were dancing to the gods, and it was also like some kind of ritual, allowing us outsiders to
People immediately became focused.
Just as we were waiting eagerly, it was not some warriors who came on stage, but five pigs.