As soon as the five pigs appeared on the scene, we were all shocked and thought to ourselves, the people of Binggui Shilan State would not just use pigs as warriors.
Just listen to the leader saying, "This competition is called 'Kicking the Pig'. We need five people each, and only one kick is needed to see who can kick the pig the farthest, and win the furthest."
We suddenly realized that this was a very interesting competition. The opponent had already five sturdy young men standing on the field. The five pigs didn't know what was happening. What were they going to do when they were rushed to the field?
The pigs of this small country wander around the field, but they are not afraid of people
But I don’t know if King Tian will let us participate, or if we will come together
At this time, King Tian put down the pig leg in his hand, wiped the oil on his hands, and stood up. He said to the leader, "Any charge along the way was done by my three generals.
Tian Zong, and two hundred brothers are doing it, but as the leader, I often sit back and enjoy the results. Today everyone is happy, I plan to use my strength, stretch my muscles, and finish the job myself."
The leader's face paused and he said hurriedly, "That's really lucky! But I don't know, you still have four people to appear. Who do you want, King Tian?"
Tian Wang had already walked to the field, and while tightening his belt, he said to him, "If you can allow me, I would like to try it alone."
"You, you mean, you want one person to fight against five of us?"
"Exactly, because when I was young, I learned a little bit of footwork, and I hope you won't laugh at me if I lose."
We all dream of it. We have only heard that King Tian’s kung fu is great, but we have never had the opportunity to see him. We all hope to see him in our hearts, but we are worried about him. Winning or losing is secondary. I am just worried.
, Tian Wang, my father-in-law, if you haven’t been active for a long time, don’t show off and hurt yourself.
But I saw that my mother-in-law was not very worried, she just looked at him with a smile, as if to say, "You are an old kid, you are still so showy."
First, five people from the other side came up to compete. The leader gave an order, and they all ran towards the pigs from five steps away. Everyone kicked up and kicked the pigs solidly.
The five pigs are not big in size. After all, they are just for show. They only selected well-proportioned piglets, but they are pretty enough to look at because they are not balls. They are all dead bodies. Their stomachs are either internal organs or garbage.
When all five pigs were kicked, they let out a strange cry and rolled forward in somersaults and folds. Two piglets were lying on the ground unable to move, and three pigs got up.
Howling, he ran out in a hurry and stopped a dozen steps away. He hummed and lowered his head. He didn't know where to go. He just walked around in circles and was prepared. If there was another disturbance, he would be there.
Sayazi runs away
Their best result is nine steps
It was King Tian's turn, and five more pigs were driven onto the field. Maybe they had participated in other programs. They didn't seem to be stage frightened for this kind of party. They stood on one side of the horizontal line one by one,
I don’t know how the people in Panggui Shilan are doing in their spare time. They probably spend eight-tenths of their time entertaining these pigs.
Tian Wang did not take a run-up. To be honest, he has indeed gained some weight these days, and his general belly is also slightly protruding. In addition, it has been a long time since he exercised like this, so I don’t know what kind of performance he will have.
Hua sat next to me, staring at her father intently. One hand was covering her chest, and the other hand held my arm tightly, so tight that it hurt. I looked at her with a terrible look.
Love, at this moment, Tian Wang raised his left foot, picked it directly under the belly of a pig, and suddenly threw it up to half chest height. The pig was thinking of something good, and before it could bark, it was already flying.
Just as it was falling, the heavy foot from the right side of the Tiandi King kicked it on the butt again. The piglet put its head forward and flew out with a fearful neigh. If you put on trousers and a cloak, it would be fine.
fun
As soon as the pig next to him saw movement, King Tian took advantage of the inertia of the previous kick, turned around, and kicked the second pig flat with his left foot. It flew out and flew away. As soon as his left foot touched the ground, his right foot flew away again.
With a kick, the pig flew in a parabola and hit the middle of the two pigs in front. Blood came from the mouths of the two pigs. It seemed that they were dying.
The five pigs, in the blink of an eye, were piled up on top of each other more than a dozen steps away. None of them got up, and lay on the ground groaning.
There was a commotion on the field, and everyone was cheering for Tian Wang’s wonderful performance. This was from the bottom of their hearts.
Tian Wang stopped his momentum, his expression remained calm and his heart did not beat. When he walked in front of his wife, his face showed a lustful expression. Tian Wang was also a man, and it turned out that he also liked to show off in front of his own woman.
Hua's hand was lowered from his chest, and the hand holding mine was covered in sweat.
The leader's mouth was wide open, and he didn't close it for a long time. There was sweat on his face. It seemed that it was not King Tian who was competing just now, but him. He stood up from his seat, and while doing Tian's only movements, he walked towards King Tian.
As I walked along, I almost fell down if I didn’t pay attention.
He walked quickly to King Tian, bent his waist to ninety-two degrees, and did not get up for a long time. King Tian was a little embarrassed, and repeatedly motioned for him to stand up.
After the courtesy, the second game begins
The two teams each brought twenty pigs onto the field, and what kind of tricks were they doing? They stood in two rows, with a foot-wide distance between the two pigs in front and behind. The ropes that led the pigs were very special, only two feet long.
, one end is held in everyone's hand, and the other is an iron ring. It is like tying a cow, and the iron ring is threaded on the pig's nose. One nostril goes in, and the other nostril comes out. If you struggle for a moment, there will be severe pain in the nose.
came, so the two queues were quite neat.
Soon, we learned that the following competition event has an interesting name, called Jumping Pig
As soon as I heard about it, I felt relieved. General Meng was the most suitable for this job. His qinggong was the most outstanding, not to mention jumping into pigs, even jumping into pig pens. But next, what the leader said
Made me stare again
It turns out that we are not dancing alone, but two people are dancing together.
It takes a man and a woman to comply with so many weird rules! But this is not a problem for us. General Meng and his wife are fully capable of it.
Each team consists of one man and one woman. The women stand in front and the men stand behind. The competition requires that after the contestants hear the order, both people must jump on the back of the pig and run to the finish line to see who jumps faster. In the middle, they jump on the back of the pig first.
If you fall, you lose.
There was almost no suspense in this round. General Meng and Xu Lin were all trained in martial arts, so they didn't care about this. Especially Xu Lin, who was dressed in a light green bodysuit and floated past like a gust of wind. As soon as she touched the ground,
General Meng also arrived shortly after, surpassing his opponent by a full four or five pig spots.