"You said someone wants to poison me?" Zheng Kai accidentally noticed the strange expressions on the two eunuchs, but he was not sure because the whole incident, including Shao Yan's appearance, was too sudden. At this time, Wei beside him
The steward opened his mouth and reported: "Your Majesty, please don't listen to his nonsense. He is making alarmist remarks. In my opinion, this person is definitely not a special envoy. He may be a spy sent by another country. His words are not credible. He should be dismissed."
Handed over to the Ministry of Criminal Justice for strict interrogation.”
Eunuch Zhang echoed: "Your Majesty, what Chief Wei said is absolutely true. This slave also has this intention. I also feel that this person's identity is very suspicious."
"Fuck your sweet potato fart! You despicable villain," Shao Yan scolded
"You...you scolded me?" Eunuch Zhang suddenly turned red. Shao Yan rolled up his sleeves and said angrily: "Fuck, what if I just scold you? I not only scold you, I also want to beat you!" At this time!
His lungs were about to burst with anger. He didn't care about the palace rules. He raised his fist and rushed towards Eunuch Zhang. Not to be outdone, Eunuch Zhang ran to the stove and picked up a big spoon. He saw a fierce battle.
On the verge of breaking out
"Stop!" Zheng Kai's cry finally calmed down the war between the two sides. Zheng Kai frowned and stared at the panting Shao Yan beside him, and asked: "Who are you? You keep saying that someone wants to
Is there any evidence for poisoning me?"
"Okay, I'll prove it to you now." Shao Yan took the noble cake from Zheng Kai's hand and came to eunuch Zhang and Xiao Wenzi. Then he turned back to Zheng Kai and said: "Please issue an imperial edict and let them alone."
Take a bite”
"Sure!" Zheng Kai suddenly nodded. Zhang and Wen turned pale with fright. Manager Wei hurriedly interrupted, "Your Majesty, you must not do it. The noble cake is a tribute from the Kingdom of Soochow. It represents the relationship between the two countries.
The friendship between Eunuch Zhang and Xiao Wenzi is just a little slave, how can they tarnish such a sacred thing?"
Shao Yan smiled contemptuously and said: "Eunuch Wei is right, the noble cake symbolizes the deep friendship between Soochow and Nanliang. It is said that etiquette is light but justice is important. Of course, sacred things cannot be defiled by these two minions, let alone
is an incomplete man.”
Having said this, Shao Yan noticed that Mr. Wei's face was a little ugly. He patted the left side of his face and blamed himself: "Look at my damn mouth. I'm sorry, Mr. Wei. I didn't mean anything else. In fact, I did this."
, I just want them to prove for themselves whether it is poisonous. Since my father-in-law said that their status is not noble enough, I have thought about it, and you are more suitable. In terms of position and age, your status is the most important among eunuchs.
noble”
Wow, I'm such a fucking genius. He actually said it so matter-of-factly. Just now, he almost called the eunuch a transvestite. Shao Yan covered his mouth and tried his best to hide his malicious smile in front of everyone.
"This..., the emperor...the emperor, the slave..." Manager Wei was frightened and incoherent. He hesitated for a long time before he came up with these words. Zheng Kai said with a smile: "This little eunuch's analysis is right. It seems that
It is Eunuch Wei who must be the one to test the poison."
"Your Majesty..." Manager Wei realized that it was hard to disobey the emperor's order. In despair, he secretly glanced at Eunuch Zhang. Without saying a word, Eunuch Zhang suddenly grabbed a handful of pastries on the plate and forced it into Xiao Wenzi's mouth.
In Shaoyan, Zheng Kai was stunned. Not long after, Xiao Wenzi fell to the ground, his limbs were twitching, a lot of foam was oozing from his mouth, and he soon died.
"Really poisonous?" Zheng Kai suddenly took a few steps back. Shao Yan squinted at the smug Eunuch Zhang and the complacent Manager Wei. He couldn't help but feel sympathy for Xiao Wenzi's wasted death, and felt sad for these two ugly faces.
"Come here, put Zhang Laixi in jail and deal with it later!" Manager Wei couldn't wait to rush in front of the emperor to give orders. In a moment, the big-headed elephant walked in from the outside. He was so stupid that he couldn't help but bend down.
The thin eunuch Zhang walked out with his arm under his arm, looking as relaxed as a jackal catching a prey. When Shao Yan saw this, he couldn't help but secretly exclaimed: "Superman, Superman, if you could come back to modern times with me."
, you must be the world weightlifting champion"
"What's your name?" The same question, but in a different tone, came from the bookish emperor Zheng Kai, "If you hadn't exposed their evil deeds in time, I would be the one lying on the ground right now. Please save me."
If you save my life, I will reward you heavily."
Shao Yan felt that it was already good for him to stand with the emperor, so he waved his hand and said: "Hey, it's a small matter, and the reward will be waived."
Zheng Kai said solemnly: "As the king of a country, rewards and punishments must be clearly defined. You have done a great job in saving me. If you have any requests, just ask them and I will agree to them."
"It's really not necessary, Your Majesty." Shao Yan shook his head. Zheng Kai was surprised and happy when he saw that he refused to accept the reward. "You show kindness without seeking repayment. You are worthy of being a hero of the world. I really admire what you have done."
Shao Yan forced a smile with an embarrassed look on his face. In fact, he was not willing to accept the emperor's reward. Instead, he considered that the gold and silver jewelry were too heavy. He would not be willing to take less, and he would not be able to take back too much. It is estimated that the silver notes will not be able to be obtained in the 21st century.
It's just a piece of waste paper, so he can only say, 'A dumb man eats Coptis chinensis and has nowhere to say anything about his sufferings'
"Your Majesty, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first!" Shao Yan finally got rid of the greed in his heart and immediately turned around and rushed out of the door. When Zheng Kai and Wei Eunuch chased him out, he had already disappeared.
Shao Yan walked through the Imperial Garden and walked on a long corridor. He remembered that the lower end of the corridor was the sweet-scented osmanthus forest, and to the east of the sweet-scented osmanthus forest was the first scene he traveled through. He hoped to find the well as soon as possible.
In order to leave here as soon as possible, he witnessed the darkness in the palace with his own eyes. If it weren't for his arrival, I'm afraid there would be a new emperor in two days. The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became. At this moment, a dozen people suddenly rushed towards him.
A soldier wearing golden armor
"Surround me up!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Sima Jun was seen walking over with a smile holding a big knife, followed by an old man with white hair. With infinite confusion on his face, the old man pointed at Shao Yan quietly and asked Sima Jun beside him, "
General Sima, do you think he is the person pretending to be me?"
It goes without saying that this old man should be the special envoy of the Western Chu Kingdom. Shao Yan thought that he was at least in his fifties, and he also had a bit of presbyopia, and his eyes would open wide from time to time.
"Yes, it's him!" Sima Jun's cold gaze was directly on Shao Yan's face, and he said disdainfully: "This palace is so small. I didn't expect that you and I would meet again. What surprised me even more was that you turned out to be just
A young eunuch in the palace, I know that you were pretending to be a ghost before, huh, how dare you pretend to be a special envoy? Now that you have exposed your trap, let's see how you end up?"
"General Sima, it's a pleasure to meet you. Since you and I are so destined, let's take a photo together!" Shao Yan said as he took out his mobile phone and walked slowly towards him.
"Don't, don't come here!" Sima Jun was afraid that his 'soul' would be photographed again, so he hurriedly hid behind the old man, pointed at the mobile phone in Shao Yan's hand, and said tremblingly: "Special envoy, be careful of his hidden weapons!"
"Hidden weapon?" The old man looked a little nervous. He stared at the 'hidden weapon' with both eyes. After a while, he stroked his beard and said: "It's weird. I have been in the world for forty years. This is the first time I have used this magical object."
See you!"
"Master, master, there's a call..."
"Everyone, be careful!"
Sima Jun fell to the ground, and everyone present was so frightened that they lay on the ground and did not dare to move.
The sound of a bell scared these people out of their wits. It seemed that this thing was really effective. Shao Yan took the opportunity to turn around and run away. He was exhausted from running all the way. He was so tired that he was out of breath. Damn it, I am so exhausted.
Fortunately, he finally got rid of Sima Jun's pursuit, but the entire palace was like a maze. He ran around and seemed to stay in the same place. Fortunately, just when he felt confused, he accidentally smelled something in his nose.
Fragrance
It's osmanthus! Shao Yan was secretly delighted, thinking that there must be an osmanthus forest ahead, maybe Princess Laurel is still there, why don't I go find her for help? Thinking of this, he couldn't help but run in the direction of the fragrance of flowers. In fact, the so-called
The fragrance of osmanthus does not come from the "best forest in the world", but from a temple
Damn! Did you make a mistake? There is actually a temple in the palace? Shao Yan looked at the small temple in front of him, and he was so disappointed that he sat down in front of a Buddha statue in the center of the courtyard.
It was a Maitreya Buddha with a big belly, lying quietly in the middle of the yard, covered in gold. Shao Yan supported his sore waist with both hands, walked over and dug at Maitreya Buddha's belly button with his hands, shamelessly
Said: "Budai monk, please help me, please send me back to 2010? I really don't want to stay in this ungrateful place. I want to go home. I can't die here, and I believe you won't either."
I can’t bear to see such an outstanding young man being killed.”
Apart from a smile, Maitreya Buddha's face showed no abnormal changes. Shao Yan shook his head in disappointment, "Stones are made of hard-hearted people. It seems that we can only save ourselves."
Maitreya Buddha is still smiling
"Mom, I can't afford to offend you, why can't I hide from you?" Shao Yan yelled at the Buddha statue, and then swaggered towards the temple. Little did he know that just as his left foot was walking on the steps leading to the temple,
, suddenly felt a heavy palm being slapped on his back. He immediately felt that his eyes were completely dark, and he fainted on the ground.
When he woke up, he found himself lying beside a well. Gradually, his blurred vision became clearer and clearer. In the picture, he saw Sima Jun leading a large group of soldiers tightly surrounding him, including an old man.
Monk, that monk is of medium stature, and his most striking feature is a scar of about ten centimeters on his bald head.
"Master, thank you for your help just now, otherwise this kid would have escaped." Sima Jun flattered him respectfully, and the old monk clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, General Sima's words are serious. What if this poor monk saw someone disturbing the Buddhist holy place?
Can you sit back and ignore it?”
Shao Yan looked at the monk and suddenly realized that it was this old bald donkey who was sneaking up on me from behind. Damn it, what Buddhist holy place? How dare this old bald donkey play tricks on me? He got angry just thinking about it, if he wasn't so weak all over.
I was so helpless that I wanted to rush over and slap them both in the face.