"Master, what do you think we should do with this kid?"
"Amitabha!" The monk calmly walked to the well, peered into the well, and said earnestly: "Monks should be compassionate, but this donor has offended the Buddha and cannot be forgiven. In this way, he will be punished.
Throw him into the well and lock him for three days and three nights. Whether he lives or dies is decided by the Buddha."
Throw into a well? Haha, it couldn't be better. I'm about to rush back, but don't throw in the wrong one. Shao Yan tilted his neck and then noticed that the well next to him was the same sacred well that he took him through.
, suddenly happy
Sima Jun looked downcast and said: "Master, this well is at least a thousand feet long. Some time ago, several servants of the palace committed suicide here, and they were all buried here in the end, not to mention that they did not eat or drink for three days...
"
This is not Sima Jun's kindness. You know, executing a servant casually in the palace is not a trivial matter. If the emperor discovers it, the consequences will be very serious, and he may not even be able to save his own head.
"Amitabha" the monk interrupted him, "General, you can rest assured that what we are doing is just complying with the Buddha's will and doing justice for heaven. I believe that the Buddha will not blame us. If his life should not be cut off, God will surely
"The virtue of living well"
Sima Jun thought for a while and thought it made sense, "Okay, listen to the master, come and throw him in for me."
Several soldiers quickly came to the well. Shao Yan suddenly stood up from the ground, waved and smiled: "No need to trouble you, I will do it myself!"
"You..." Sima Jun and the monk seemed a little unprepared.
"Goodbye, all shameless brothers, I am unlucky to have met you, but in the final analysis, I still have to thank you. I can go home. Finally, on behalf of those kind-hearted people, I sincerely wish you a short life and an early death! Goodbye!"
Shao Yan jumped into the well, and everyone present was stunned by his move.
I don't know how much time passed, but Shao Yan felt as if he was sleeping on a huge Simmons bed. It was soft and comfortable from head to toe, and he was surrounded by a large group of beauties dressed in very sexy and coquettish clothes. The beauties were lying on top of him.
Give him a full body massage
"Hehe, hehe, hehehe... It's so comfortable, so comfortable." Shao Yan closed his eyes and enjoyed it to the fullest. His face was covered with red lip marks left by the beautiful woman. He opened a wolf eye and looked greedy.
Looking at the lovely flowers in front of him, with beautiful figures, plump breasts, snow-white thighs..., the saliva from the corner of his mouth flowed down involuntarily, and was quickly sucked back by him, "Hee hee,
Don’t let the rich water flow to outsiders’ fields”
As he was enjoying his sweet dream, Shao Yan suddenly felt someone patting his face, and it was a cold and rough hand, "Hey, wake up, wake up quickly."
"Death under the peony flowers, you can be a romantic ghost." Shao Yan was immersed in the gentle countryside, and had long forgotten about the surroundings. He took the trouble to curse: "Why make a noise? Wait until I finish enjoying it..."
"Get up!"
"Damn, you damn young man is bothering me!" Shao Yan let out a loud roar. Strangely enough, he really shocked the other party with such a shout. At least he won in terms of momentum. He only heard that familiar voice.
The voice sounded again, but it was much more polite than before.
"Hey, please move to the side, you're crushing my beard."
"Hey, I really can't stand you! I'm afraid of you." Shao Yan sat up impatiently. When he opened his eyes lazily, the beauties around him disappeared without a trace like phantoms, and were replaced by
It was a dark cave, and there was no Xisimeng at all under his butt, but a pile of white things shaped like silk. He curiously groped along the silk, and the end of the silk looked like a round piece.
rough stone
"Hey, it seems there's still some warmth."
"Nonsense, that's my face, old man"
"Ah, there is a ghost"
Touching a face for no reason would scare anyone to death. While Shao Yan was retreating, he accidentally tripped over a stone on the ground. The mysterious old man laughed and said, "It's broad daylight. Where did this ghost come from?"
?Are you guilty of being a thief?"
"What are you talking about? I don't steal or rob, so why do I have to be a thief with a guilty conscience?" Shao Yan braved his courage and quietly crawled back a few steps. His left knee accidentally hit a hard and round object. At first, he thought
What kind of treasure was it? So he held it up to his eyes with both hands and looked at it. He almost fainted because what he got in his hands was not a treasure, but the skull of a dead man.
"Wow, mom!"
"Aren't you guilty of being a thief? This is the price of greed. In fact, the more you treat something as a treasure, the less valuable it is. Take these skeletons as an example. They were all alive before decay, and some were even in their prime.
, the future is boundless, but it’s a pity that one mistake will lead to eternal regret.”
The mysterious old man looked at Shao Yan's outfit and said with a smile, "Looking at your look, I know you were thrown away for committing theft."
"Stealing? That doesn't count. Could it be that stealing does?"
"Of course there are no exceptions. Let alone eating it secretly. A few days ago, several palace maids were thrown out because they said a few wrong words in front of the master."
"Trouble comes from the mouth!" Shao Yan finally found a more appropriate adjective, but what confused him the most was the identity of the strange old man in front of him, but everything was pitch black. In order to uncover this mystery, he took out the
There was only a "click" sound from the lighter, and the brief firelight illuminated the surroundings instantly. At that moment, he finally saw the old man's face clearly. It was a face full of scars and wrinkles, especially in the faintest light.
Under the effect of the light and the white hair, it can be summed up in four words-hateful appearance
"No need to look, old man, I am a human, not a ghost." The strange old man seemed to see what Shao Yan was thinking, so he shook his head, and the white beard on the ground retracted like lightning. Shao Yan couldn't believe his eyes.
, asked casually: "I want to know where this place is. I remember that I jumped into a well. How could I come here for no reason?"
"Hahaha..." The strange old man shook his head and asked, "Don't you think you are sitting at the bottom of a well now?"
"Impossible, who are you lying to?" Shao Yan took a lighter and looked around, through the wet walls, the smelly mud on the ground, and the cold air coming out of the soles of his feet. Apart from these, he could no longer find any reason not to believe it.
"No, there must be a mistake. Sima Jun, that bastard, damn, I was fooled." Shao Yan sat on the ground and complained. The old man laughed wildly: "I have lived for more than eighty years, and today I am still the first
This is the first time I've seen such an unreasonable little eunuch like you. It was obviously you who jumped down on your own initiative, why are you blaming others?"
"It's none of your business, I don't think you are a good person"
"Hehehe, why did you say that?"
"You're pretending to be a ghost in broad daylight to scare people. Fortunately, I'm brave. Otherwise, I'd be surprised if I wasn't scared to death by you."
"You are indeed very courageous. Old man, I have been here for twenty years. Countless people have committed suicide, and many of them are still alive like you. But once they see me, every one of them will be scared to death."
dead"
"No, countless?" Shao Yan couldn't help but feel horrified and hesitantly asked: "So many people died, then...then you are not afraid? Are you not afraid of ghosts?"
"Hmph, old man, I even dare to eat their corpses, why are I afraid of those myths about ghosts and gods that are not true?"
"What...what...what?" Shao Yan's face began to turn blue, his hands and lips kept trembling, and the strange old man said calmly: "Don't be nervous, old man, I only eat dead people and have no interest in living people, so
Well, you must leave your last breath for yourself no matter what, and don't sacrifice yourself as a delicacy for me just because you pity me."
"Humph, pity you? You have a beautiful thought. I solemnly, solemnly and solemnly tell you that if you want to eat my body - there is no way! In order to preserve my body, I decided to take measures."
"What measures?"
"Suicide by taking poison!"
"Why?"
"I'll poison you too!" Shao Yan smiled maliciously, and the strange old man burst into laughter. He finally controlled his rising emotions. Seeing that he was in a good mood, Shao Yan deliberately praised him while the iron was hot: "Old man
, I see that your martial arts skills are unfathomable. Based on the scene where you swung your beard just now, I can tell that you are no ordinary person. How many people in this world can grow their beards as long as you?
To be able to do this requires not only super perseverance, but also long-lasting endurance, and your beard can be bent and stretched, and can be used freely. You are a role model for all men in the world, and I am proud of you!"
"You're glib and you said a lot of things. Do you want me to take you out?" The strange old man spoke to the point of Shao Yan's heart. Shao Yan's face didn't turn red and his heart didn't beat. He ran to the house very frankly.
The old man squeezed his shoulders and patted his back, hoping to wait for the answer he wanted to hear most.
"No!" When the strange old man uttered these two words, he put on an upright posture that he had never seen in twenty years. Shao Yan was so angry that stars appeared in his eyes, and he pouted and said: "If it doesn't work, it can't be done. You can't be so serious.
You, an old man, can stay here for twenty years. As for me, I am only twenty-five years old this year. Even if I can't go back to 2010, I don't want to die here."
"Stinky old man, bad old man, damn old man, forget it if you don't want to help. I don't believe it. You can't think of a way with your own intelligence?" Shao Yan said this out of self-comfort. He didn't want to be looked down upon by this ancient man.
"Hahaha... Boy, you are not only smart, but you also have a tenacious spirit. Old man, I like your character. But have you ever thought about it? This well is thousands of feet deep. Even if a rope is put down from above to let you climb up.
, you also have to climb up for a month,"
Shao Yan pressed his ears angrily and shouted: "Don't gloat over others' misfortune. Good people have their own destiny. I will not die here."
"Believe it or not, it's up to you!" The strange old man picked out the earwax that was knocked out of his ears, and said with a hearty smile: "As long as we get to know each other, I will give you a clear path, old man."
"You can be so good?" Shao Yan looked at him doubtfully, and the strange old man said with a smile: "It's actually very simple, you only need to do one thing to achieve your wish."
"What's up?"
"That means worshiping me as your teacher and becoming my apprentice!"