In the court hall, the ministers were discussing matters. As soon as His Majesty the Emperor opened his golden mouth, his words came out, saying like a cat and a tiger:
"My dear friends, I have my little brother Pan You'an. As you all know, the young prince has been working beside my mother. He is always busy and serves her comfortably. His contribution to my service to my mother is not small.
I want to recommend it to everyone. I want to find a job in the court. I don’t know which Qing family can speak. Where are the idle posts? Officials, no matter how big or small, should they do their own thing? The Queen Mother is happy, and I have also relieved my burden. Otherwise, after returning to the palace,
It’s not easy to deal with old ladies.”
This was a line taught by the Queen Mother in advance. The little emperor recited it for several hours and there were still many mistakes. If it were written and performed now, who knows what the result would be?
The civil servants and military officers, including hundreds of people, all looked at each other in confusion, thinking that a useless eunuch could just serve his wives in the harem, and if he came out to do things, wouldn't it make people laugh at me? There is no one in the empire! But intimidated by the power of the Queen Mother, the emperor behaved like this again
Language, so everyone remained silent. Let’s see if the little emperor has any clever tricks of his own. Maybe he has to force them into some department? Nowadays, everything is a carrot and a pit, and the treasury is empty. How can there be spare money to support idle people?
The little emperor waited for a while, but no one spoke. He was about to say: "If there is something to do, I will leave the court if there is nothing to do." Last night, he wasted his time because he memorized the lines given by his mother, and he ate more at the Queen's house at night.
A few beans, deprived of sleep, I am feeling sleepy now! I wish I had said goodbye early so that I could go back to the inner palace to drink tea, rest and have fun. If the queen wanted to ask, he would just leave it to these stupid ministers, and act cunning when the time came.
, everyone stares but doesn't speak, he can't pry people's mouths open! Although he also likes this brother, because they are both sons of the mother's queen, sometimes he is afraid that he will become the second emperor one day, so he is not very good at speaking.
Therefore, he did not want this little eunuch to come out to work in the court. However, when the queen mother spoke, he had to listen to the ministers' silence, which was exactly what he wanted. Before the emperor could say the word "you", he suddenly heard the news.
The Huangmen eunuch hurried into the court hall and shouted in a loud voice:
"Urgent report, urgent official document eight hundred miles from the border!"
"Nian!" The word the emperor said is a fixed pattern, and generally there will be no mistakes.
The deacon and eunuch took the official document and read in a loud voice: "The border situation is urgent and there is an enemy attack. I beg your Majesty to send reinforcements quickly!"
"Who is going?" asked the emperor
The ministers were speechless and looked at each other just now. This time they lowered their heads, for fear that the emperor would see their faces and call out their names.
“Damn it,” the emperor scolded, “I’m raising you for nothing!”
After the emperor said that, he felt that the wording was inappropriate, and hurriedly corrected him: "In the sentence just now, the word behind mom is me, not me."
The court hall was buzzing. Some people wanted to laugh, but were afraid of making any noise, so they hurriedly covered their mouths with their hands.
At this time, a minister from the Ministry of War came out and said: "Long live my emperor. I heard that the young prince Pan Youan Wentao's military strategy is extraordinary, so the emperor found him a job. In my humble opinion, it is better to send him to fight against thieves."
, will definitely win”
General Tong is not a fool, so how can he joke about national affairs? Just because the last time his daughter came home pregnant, he was very angry. He made many calculations and figured out that there must be a fake eunuch in the palace, and this person must be Biyu
There is no doubt that if the news about the personal eunuch accidentally spreads in the future, his reputation as General Tong will be ruined. Where will the dignity of our ancestors be? Why not take advantage of the opportunity to borrow a knife to kill the traitor and send this ruthless fake eunuch to the battlefield and come back alive?
He was destined to have a great destiny. If he died in battle, he would be safe. Otherwise, he would bring his two sons into command, lead the troops out into battle, destroy the bandits, achieve such great achievements, ensure the peace of the country, and win the applause of the whole house. Invisibly,
By supporting her daughter, the empress dowager's position in the harem became even more solid.
The little emperor was thirsty and anxious to go back to the palace to rest. Hearing the words from the old king's abbot and sending his little brother to lead the troops, he was overjoyed. Firstly, he had settled a worry, and secondly, the queen mother also had an errand for the younger brother.
Fortunately, it was her father's idea. Even though he was the emperor, he could not refute his grandpa's reputation. He shot two eagles with one arrow and caught two rabbits with one arrow. Where can such a good thing be found? After thinking about it, he said:
"Tong Aiqing's words make sense, so I ordered my imperial brother, General Pan Youan, to send out troops to defeat the thieves on the day of their triumphant victory. I will then discuss the merits and rewards and make him a greater general."
The emperor is incompetent, and the young eunuch Pan Youan is not a fool. In the past few years, he has read a few books with Master Ding and learned a few martial arts. But after all, he is still a young man, his strength has not yet matured, and his knowledge needs to be enriched.
Martial arts still need to be refined, but the young eunuch went to court for the first time and chose a general to lead the troops to attack. How majestic it was! He felt happy and afraid in his heart. He hid behind the ministers and was frightened during the battle.
Li, was patted by his two "brothers" (brothers of the Queen Mother) and said:
"Why are you still standing there? Go and receive the order quickly!"
The little eunuch hurriedly knelt on the ground and shouted loudly: "Long live my emperor, I accept the decree!" (This is also a etiquette that has been trained in advance)
The civil servants and generals in the court were very dissatisfied with the emperor's ruling, but they did not dare to express their opinions directly for fear that the emperor would put the burden on their shoulders.
Once the emperor's order is given, it is like water that cannot be recovered. Who dares to dare to ask the emperor to change the imperial edict? Isn't that a joke on your head?
After going to court, the Silly Emperor got off the chariot and went straight to Bixia Palace in great joy. When he saw the Queen Mother, he shouted loudly:
"Mother, Queen, Mother, the matter is done!"
"How's it going?"
"My younger brother has been appointed as the border general by me, and he will go out to take command at a certain date."
"Nonsense," the Queen Mother was so angry that she almost lost her temper and scolded, "He is young and has just left the palace. If you give him a civil service and let him go to the frontier, isn't this forcing him to die? Who is this?
His damaging move, capture him and kill him for the Queen Mother!"
"Mother, I'll tell you the truth, this is the father-in-law and my grandfather's plan, I have to follow it." The little emperor knew that he had done something wrong, so he first pushed away the responsibility, and then stood aside in a polite manner.
Queen Mother Tong Biyu was startled: Why did the father resort to such a vicious move? Could it be that he was dissatisfied with his daughter and took the opportunity to avenge his personal revenge? Another thought came to mind, the matter had come to this, the imperial edict could not be changed, and she had to rely on the help of her two brothers, so she passed on
Yizhi invited the two major generals to the harem to discuss matters.
Empress Dowager Tong said: "Brother, you two are the flesh and blood of the Ai family. Up to now, I can only work for you two. The little eunuch is my flesh and blood, so I will not tell you about this expedition. You
You two must go to assist in person. Regardless of victory or defeat, we must let Xiao Anzi come back alive. If one arm is missing and one leg is broken, the Ai family will not be alive, and you and your son will be left to flutter towards the hall!"
Although the two major generals were born in Wu Bian, they still understand their strong relationship. It was not their nephew who took the throne, but their sister naturally ascended the throne of the Queen Mother. At this time, the father and son may still be watching the wind and snow outside the wall! Now I heard my sister say
After saying harsh words, I realized the status of this little eunuch in my sister’s heart, so I kowtowed to the ground and said:
"Please rest assured, Madam, as long as we are here, the young prince will be here. Even if we are gone, the young prince must still be there!"
Queen Mother Tong dropped a stone and said with a smile: "This is the best, you can go there later!"