Chapter Fourteen: Victory in the First Battle, Capturing the Female General
The young eunuch led a hundred thousand soldiers and horses, and rushed to the border in a mighty manner. Within a few days, when he was close to the border, suddenly a spy came to report that the city at the border had been lost. The guard general Geng Chengzhong died for his country and sacrificed the rest of the people heroically. Either scattered or gathered together, the army is already defeated
Pan Youan turned around and asked Tong's second general for any clever ideas. The second general said:
"Commander, our army has been defeated for the first time. The enemy soldiers are also exhausted and suffered heavy casualties. It is better to take advantage of the situation and attack and catch him by surprise."
The young eunuch shook his head and said, "It's no wonder that the enemy's army has just won. It's coming with a fierce force. Our reinforcements are coming from afar. Most of them are short of men and horses. My commander has decided to set up camp on the spot tonight. I see that this place is open and vast, with green mountains and green grass. It's just the right time." I will fight the enemy in the future.”
The two generals were shocked when they heard this: war is not about traveling around the mountains and rivers. Who cares about the green mountains and green grass? This kid must be as afraid of the enemy as a tiger. When he heard that the defenders were defeated, he wanted to retreat, so he hurriedly rolled off his saddle and dismounted, lying on the ground. He said: "Master, you must not do this. If our army first arrives, if we do not attack quickly and weaken the enemy's spirit, if the enemy attacks at night, our army will be caught off guard and will be defeated."
The young eunuch ordered someone to help the two generals up, gently caressed their necks and backs, and said with a smile:
"The two generals are worrying too much. Although Xiao Ke is not talented, he never takes the little Fan Lu in his eyes. The two generals only care about drinking in the tent, and let's see Xiao Ke put on a good show of destroying the Fan."
The second general of the Tong family complained secretly, thinking that a defeat would be a trivial matter. If the young eunuch died on the battlefield, how would the Queen Mother's sister explain it?
It turned out that after the little eunuch's one-time teacher, Old Li Tou, committed suicide by hanging from a beam, the Queen Mother found another martial arts master, Meng Lang, and Meng Boxiong to teach him martial arts. He taught the art of war and always wanted to serve the country, but there was no good opportunity. When he learned that the young eunuch was not a member of the lottery, he did not stupidly commit suicide like Lao Li to avoid disaster. What he did must be that he had a strong backer. This person was none other than someone from the Queen Mother's palace, and he also had the title of prince. There was no doubt that he was from the Queen Mother's palace. Meng Lang decided to serve the young eunuch. After gaining the favor of the Queen Mother, he could one day show off his talents. Naturally, the young eunuch knew his master's abilities. After taking command, he quietly invited the master. He first made up as a personal soldier and stayed around so that he could ask for advice from time to time and rest on the spot. This plan was the master. with prior authorization
There was no talk that night, but the enemy did not attack the camp as expected by the second general of the Tong family. Early that morning, troops came to report that tens of thousands of enemy troops had come to call for battle.
The little eunuch had already made arrangements according to his master's clever plan, and then gathered his troops and went out to form a formation to meet the enemy.
A female general appeared in the squadron, yelled and cursed, and asked Pan Youan to come out and talk to him by name.
The little eunuch was very puzzled: "I have no name or status. It is my first time to lead an army in battle. How can this girl know our family name?" There is a saying that strong men are not afraid of strong women. Male dogs will not let female dogs, so the little eunuch relies on training. After a few years of hard work, he also wanted to test how much he was capable of. In addition, he was a lustful person. Seeing that it was a woman, he inevitably felt a little itchy in his heart. Without waiting for the second general of the Tong family to speak, he had already fired his gun and drove his horse. Before the battle, Pan Youan raised his eyes and saw that the woman in front of him had a beautiful face and an extraordinary aura. She had a pair of big eyes, two sharp eyebrows, a nose as straight as bamboo, and lips like cherry blossoms. Although her skin was dark, her body was as dark as a willow. She is as light as a flying swallow, wearing self-defense armor, a scarlet war robe over her shoulders, and a white horse on her hip. She dances her swords with a sound like silver bells. She is really like a goddess. After seeing this, the little eunuch suddenly had evil thoughts. I thought to myself: If I could sleep with this girl for one night, no other god would give her to her.
When the female general looked at the little eunuch, she secretly sighed: Sure enough, Zhongyuan is a very talented person, with an oval face, red cheeks, neither fat nor thin, bright eyes and handsome eyebrows, red lips, white teeth, skin as white as snow, chin
He has no beard, his height is evenly proportioned, his body is as strong as an ape, he is wearing a silver helmet and armor, and he is also a silver-maned horse. Pan Youan, what a good name. In ancient times, there was a man named Pan An. He was obviously a little Pan An. It is a pity that such a beautiful man came to this world.
But he was castrated and the roots of his love were cut off. Otherwise, he would be kidnapped to a foreign country and live a life of good deeds for a hundred years. Wouldn't it be happier than being a god?
The little eunuch put the gun in his arms, clasped his hands, and immediately bowed, saying: "Sister, I'm here, this little brother is being polite."
The female general chuckled and said teasingly: "A lottery player, what kind of younger brother do you compare yourself to? That's all, the little girl just returns the favor."
The little eunuch's face turned red and he said, "Sister, I haven't seen you yet. How did you know that I am a lottery winner?"
The female general said: "The eunuch is not a lottery person, how can there be something extra?"
“Sister, haven’t you heard that hearing is false and seeing is believing?”
"You have a smooth tongue. There are differences between men and women. You and I are from two countries. How can I see it? Could it be that you are a fake eunuch?"
"If I were a fake eunuch, would my sister be willing to marry me?"
"Don't be rude to intersex people, watch the sword!"
The little eunuch fired away the gun and said with a smile: "Sister is so impatient, but I haven't finished speaking yet!"
"If ivory cannot come out of a dog's mouth, what good can you say?"
"Look at my sister, Mao Sai Tianxian, how can I commit murder? It's better to follow my younger brother and join our country in the Central Plains than to endure hardships in the desert."
The female general stabbed her with her sword again, and sternly cursed: "What's so good about the Central Plains? A person like you is allowed to be chosen by lot. What's the fun in living in a world that is neither male nor female? It's better to urinate and drown."
If you die, you won’t have to be regretted by others.”
The little eunuch raised his gun to block it and said sarcastically: "Sister, if we are making a bet, please get out of the way and I take off my pants. Look, if I am really the real deal, will you marry me?"
The female general was furious and scolded: "Bah, you shameless lottery maker! Stop talking nonsense and pick up the fight quickly, lest I accidentally stab you with a sword and make you feel cold, and blame me for the bad weather outside the wall, and offend you.
I have a cold!”
The little eunuch saw that Fan Nu was very powerful in martial arts. Her swords were like snakes coming out of their caves. One sword was as fast as the other. Her every move was coming from a dangerous place. He didn't dare to neglect. He pushed left and blocked, and there was no time to laugh and talk.
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The two people disagreed, and they fought together, riding horses, wielding spears and swords.
When it comes to martial arts, the female general is superior in skill, but when it comes to strength, the young eunuch has the upper hand. One by one, he avoids the important and takes the light. You come and I go, back and forth, eight horse hooves kicking wildly, two hands and three weapons.
A wonderful Lu Bu play Diao Chan was staged on the flying grass. Two beautiful men and women in the desert vowed to fight to determine the male and female. It took less than half an hour to separate the male and female. The female general was exhausted, dripping with fragrant sweat, and the flower branches were shaking.
I can't stop, I'm out of breath and can't stop
The second general of the Tong family was stunned. They didn't expect that the young eunuch could have such a method. The two of them failed to stop him. They originally wanted to help in the fight, but now it seems a bit redundant. It is not possible to know who is better than who based on their ability.
The name of the female general was Ur-Sultan. She was just seventeen years old. She was as beautiful as a fairy. People on the grassland called her Black Peony. She was the princess of Shanyu King Wutulixi. It was not that she underestimated the enemy, but she heard that the Southern Dynasty sent a
The castrated hermaphrodite led the troops in the battle. He felt very curious and thought that the fortune-teller was easy to bully, so he asked for his father's permission, rode out into battle, and named this little eunuch who was neither male nor female. Who knew that they would fight each other?
Only then did I know that this little eunuch was not a vegetarian. People said that the gelding was majestic. Could it be that the lotus man was also powerful?
The two fought until they were in their fifties or sixties. The little eunuch separated the two swords with a gun, put his arms around Ur-Sultan's willow waist, summoned up his strength and shouted, forcefully hugged Black Peony, and the two of them were face to face.
Face to face, heads and necks intertwined, they hugged each other tightly. Although Ur-Sultan still had the long sword in his hand, it was no longer of any use. He could only dance with his hands in the sky.