Chapter 136: The Pseudo-Eunuch Reveals His Original Shape on the Ground
Zhao Xiaogao saw that this handsome general was firing his spear as fast as lightning. When he tried to block it with his halberd, the tip of the spear missed his shoulder blade again and again. Now he was tired of dealing with it. He was at a disadvantage. Zhao Xiaogao thought to himself, so If this continues, he will undoubtedly suffer a loss. His body has been severely depleted during this period, and he was almost up all night last night. Therefore, he cannot fight a protracted war. He must win a quick victory. Zhao Xiaogao exerts his power and Fang Tian Holding the painted halberd in hand, he jumped up and dismounted from the red horse, shouted loudly, and tried his best to kill the enemy. What a fierce fight!
The sky was dark and the earth was dark, and there was no light from the sun or the moon. The two red horses were like two balls of fire, and the white helmets and armor were like two ice and snow cloud flowers. The shining horses sprayed mist from their mouths, and they gasped continuously. The sound of two weapons colliding, sparks flying from time to time, dragons and tigers fighting vigorously, often accompanied by thunder. There is no basis for words, and there are poems to prove it: Two horses are naked, one male and one female decide the winner, fight to the death. No matter what they are fighting for, they are all for the nine gates to win the admiralship
Youdao is the expert guarding the door, while the layman is watching the excitement. There are people everywhere holding their breath in the stands. Everyone is dumbfounded, the bold eyes are wide open, and the timid ones have turned their backs. There are even children who are frightened and about to cry. , His Majesty quickly covered his lips and hit the royal family members, princes, princes, etc. in the middle of the main seat. Those who had nothing to do with themselves were talking and laughing, and some were pointing.
When the little emperor saw the wonderful thing, he couldn't help but cheer and dance with joy from time to time.
Prime Minister Wang shook his head and nodded for a while. Although the matter of being an admiral of the Nine Sects was small, it affected his eager ambition. It was related to who had the military power? In the past few years, he has been eating and drinking as the scholars rebelled. If he wants to win, he must first seize the military power and then manage the troops. It took him almost a lifetime to cover up such a simple truth. At this point, he is not even as good as a rut. You are still a young man, the little eunuch has never given up the little military power in his hands since the day he was fifteen years old, and he has never given up the little military power in his hands. This is so clever, this old man will feel ashamed! He has worked so hard to achieve this goal. , it was not easy to find a disciple Jia Ke who was excellent in both literary and military skills. A hero does not ask where he comes from, and a hero does not tell where he came from. Fan Kuai, the general under Emperor Gaozu of the Han Dynasty, was a butcher who killed dogs, Han Xin was a cheater, and he Liu Bang At best, he is just a scoundrel in the market! Who said there are no heroes in the brothel shop? How did Han Shizhong get Liang Hongyu, and the oil seller monopolized the courtesan's wife? Didn't Wang Jinglong rely on Yutang to make a fortune? He thought he had obtained even one He can't surpass the little eunuch, but at least he can compare with the little eunuch. He is on an equal footing. Chenglong Kuaishu, who is on par with him, is doing better now. Nine days have passed. Wang Shugui laments to himself. Cheng Yaojin appears on the way. It doesn't look like he is. Damn it, is the cooked duck about to fly?
Cao Huazhi and Zhao Xiaogao have fought fiercely for more than a hundred rounds.
The little eunuch was hiding nearby, and he could clearly see the back and forth of the two people, and every move. Although Cao Huazhi suffered some losses in strength, her marksmanship was meticulous and weatherproof, and Zhao Xiaogao could not take advantage of it at all. On the other hand, Zhao Xiaogao was exhausted by drinking and sex, and his good skills were not put to good use. Last night, he frightened the eunuchs who were watching the night half to death. Besides, he was an ordinary man with a body of flesh and blood, so how could he have so much energy?
The two were fighting fiercely, and suddenly Zhao Xiaogao jumped out of the circle and shouted:
"Wait a minute, brave man!"
"What's the matter?" Cao Huazhi's face sank and he asked.
"Please raise your noble hand, strong man, and allow me to relieve myself once. I will fight with you again when I go out this morning in a hurry. I drank another bowl of porridge, so I had to urinate urgently." Zhao Xiaogao said with Fang Tian's painted halberd on his shoulders, cupping his hands.
Cao Huazhi finally returned to her daughter's house, and it was inconvenient to talk about this matter. Since she was told that she had to pee, she habitually tilted her head to one side. Someone nearby heard her and shouted out:
"There's no one on the wall of the south stand, so let's just stick there, it's just a matter of peeing!"
"He is a eunuch, and there is no drainage pipe. Why is he so embarrassed? Aren't you making things difficult for others and coming up with some bad ideas?" someone who knew the insider corrected him.
Zhao Xiaogao didn't really urinate, he used a delaying tactic, and the two of them fought back and forth. The young general opposite him, despite his young age, was fair and tender, but his hand and foot skills were extremely outstanding.
, elusive, like a dragon playing in the water. There were times when he was hiding quickly and almost missed him (her) from hitting the vital point. After thinking about it for a while, he found an excuse to relieve himself and wanted to sneak attack on the opponent. This was not considered
Unkind and unjust, isn't there a saying in military books that soldiers never tire of deceit? This trick really worked. As soon as he mentioned peeing, the young general turned away. Zhao Xiaogao was overjoyed. He secretly set his horse on the horse, gripped the halberd tightly, and exerted all his strength. Suddenly
He rushed towards the pretty boy's face.
Ma Kuai people arrived in just a blink of an eye. Although the audience saw through Zhao Xiaogao's trick, they were still far away. Even saying hello would be of no use. Even though the little eunuch was close at hand, he couldn't stop him? The stubborn Zhao Xiaogao couldn't stop him.
One move was too poisonous and too cruel. There was a loud bang in the little eunuch's mind. A tragedy was about to happen. One of his wives was gone. When he was at a loss what to do, he hurriedly closed his eyes.
Cao Huazhi discovered the clues of the matter from the eyes and boos of the people in the audience, and she couldn't wait any longer. What a female general from the Cao clan. She didn't think about it carefully, just twisted her body, and threw the flower gun in her right hand back with all her strength.
Strictly speaking, Fang Tian's painted halberd is not a fashionable and practical weapon. It is cumbersome to use, and the halberd head is divided into upper and lower layers. It is difficult to master the balance. If you are not careful, it will go astray. However, there are many famous warriors in ancient times.
Those who are good at using painted halberds include Lu Bu, Xue Rengui, Li Jing, Guo Ziyi, and Liangshan heroes Lu Fang and Guo Sheng, etc.
After Zhao Xiaogao was born as a famous general, his grandfather relied on a painted halberd to help the late emperor conquer the country and stabilize the world. Naihe's son failed to live up to expectations, and his grandson also became a monk halfway. The old Wang family's famous Fangtian halberd method was frequently lost. Fortunately,
When the building was about to collapse, Zhao Xiaogao (Wang Dawei) worked hard and practiced hard for a period of time, and finally managed to restore the painting halberd.
To put it briefly, as soon as Cao Huazhi twisted his body, Zhao Xiaogao's painted halberd just passed by Cao Huazhi's abdomen. When he retracted it, the upper layer of the halberd's head accidentally caught Cao Huazhi's golden belt.
, if he exerts more force, Cao Huazhi will fall off the horse. However, at the same time, the tip of the spear thrown out by Cao Huazhi hits Zhao Xiaogao's throat. Zhao Xiaogao has two ways to go at this time. One is to kill Cao Huazhi.
He was torn from his horse and fell half to death. He was also stabbed in the throat by Cao Huazhi's spear. His life and death depended on luck. The second was to let go and throw the halberd. It was important to grab the spear with both hands to save his life. He chose the latter without hesitation.
The one who stole the chicken lost a handful of rice instead. The battlefield was changing rapidly, and the balance of victory immediately tipped to Cao Huazhi's side. Fortunately, Zhao Xiaogao lost his halberd and used both hands to deflect Cao Huazhi's sharp spear. Otherwise, he would have suffered this blow.
Seeing Zhao Xiaogao's busy and embarrassed appearance, Cao Huazhi, who was in bad luck, calmly took off Zhao Xiaogao's Fangtian Painted Halberd from his golden belt, smiled calmly, and said:
"This general will not kill defenseless people, take it!"
After that, Cao Huazhi threw the halberd back to Zhao Xiaogao
Zhao Xiaogao took the halberd and said he was ashamed, and the two fought again.
One moment is not the other. Zhao Xiaogao went from being domineering to being incompetent, and then reluctantly accepted the challenge. He knew that his situation was over, and it would be in vain to fight again. He had lost his life in vain, and where would he enjoy the glory and wealth in the rest of his life?
The nine admirals will discuss it another day! Think about it this way, this handsome man who knows the current affairs will not suffer the consequences in front of him! What can't such a person do? I saw him rolling down from the horse, lying on the ground begging for mercy, kowtow like this
Pounding Garlic says:
"Strong warrior, you are more skilled than me. Brother, let me admit defeat. Today, I will let you, my brother, be the admiral of the Nine Sects!"
A dignified man, it is said that he is the empress's most trusted darling and the instructor of the harem song and dance troupe. For such a man, he loses his face and is considered to have reached the end.
Cao Huazhi didn't expect Zhao Xiaogao to do this. It would be unkind and unjust to kill him again. If he had known that this would be the outcome, why not just kill him with one shot? To avoid having to worry about it later.
At this time, the surrounding stands were filled with cheers. Some were applauding, some were cursing, and some were saying that they wanted to kill the scoundrel eunuch. Some were saying this, and some were saying that. The shouts and shouts were a chaotic mess.
Zhao Xiaogao's horse had no weight on its back, and the horse probably felt relaxed now. It had a good time all over the place, and then it stopped in front of its owner's head and peed a lot, causing steam to rise from the wet ground.
Are you still not talking at this point? Invigilator Li Sihai announced loudly: This is the end of the arena competition. The challenger Zhao Xiaogao has been defeated. The winner is the boy in the white helmet. The boy with an unknown name quickly declares his name and listens to the emperor's decree.
Cao Huazhi stepped forward on his horse, took a few steps forward, cupped his hands and clasped his fists toward the stage and said, "That's Cao Anmin, a nobody and a nobody!"
Only then did everyone know that the strong man fighting was named Cao Anmin.
The little emperor was watching happily when a big show came to an end quietly. He felt a little regretful and looked around. On one side was his mother and on the other was his daughter-in-law. According to the rules, he was supposed to listen to what the mother-in-law said:
"Your Majesty, we have made an appointment in advance. Let us quickly announce the decree and appoint this man named Cao Anmin as the Admiral of the Nine Sects on the spot!"
Only then did the little emperor realize that it was time for him to speak. He stood up and ate for a long time before reading out the following six words: