Chapter 137: The Evil Eunuch Gets into Trouble Again
Zhao Xiaogao returned to the harem in disgrace, and was greeted by the empress's cold face and indifferent and arrogant look. When Zhao Xiaogao was about to explain, the empress told him to shut up and scolded:
"I'm blind, how could I recruit a loser like you into the palace? Apart from the fact that you have something in your crotch that other eunuchs don't have, what else do you think you have?"
Zhao Xiaogao blushed and said, "My dear, listen to me."
"I heard what you said? I saw it all. Look at the mangy look you have on the martial arts field. If you don't blush, I will blush for you. If you don't find a place to die, why are you coming back?"
"Empress, you only know one but not the other," Zhao Xiaogao argued.
"How come I don't know?" Wang Shimei screamed, "Firstly, you were defeated by others, and you knelt on the ground and called you father and mother; secondly, they took away your nine admirals, and the official you got was
Is there a third one? You heartless thief, do you know how easy it is for your father to get such a job for you? With a shy old face, you would be better off asking for insults from others, just wipe your ass with rotten rubble and rubble, and it’s done once
"The sale of sex"
"I have something that I cannot tell you, empress!" Zhao Xiaogao wanted to explain the reason for the matter, but the queen refused to let him speak, so his neck turned red.
"What do you have to hide?" Wang Shimei asked in surprise, "What do you have to hide?"
Zhao Xiaogao quickly took off his coat, revealing blood-red marks on his arms and back.
"Who beat you like this, that pretty boy in the afternoon?"
Although Empress Wang is bossy and says some unpleasant things in her anger, after all, it is a one-night-and-hundred-day relationship between husband and wife. How can she be acquainted with her husband when he is wronged outside?
"If it's not him, who is he? He didn't even hurt a hair on my head!" Now that things have happened, Zhao Xiaogaonang will never forget to praise Haikou.
"If not him, who else would be so bold as to dare to touch someone in my palace?" Queen Wang gently touched Zhao Xiaogao's scars and said heartbrokenly.
"This is what happened last night," Zhao Xiaogao thought as he spoke.
"Didn't you sleep on my bed last night? Someone would hurt you in your dream?" Wang Shimei asked in surprise.
Zhao Xiaogao said eloquently: "You fell asleep last night, but I couldn't sleep for a long time. I thought it was the last day, so don't let anything go wrong and live up to the great kindness that the old prime minister gave me, like my biological parents. I thought about it."
There are some parts of the ancestral boxing path that are still a bit raw and need to be developed, so I thought of practicing in the garden and thinking about a few important joints. Who knew that before I got to the Royal Garden, I saw him coming from the Bixia Palace?
A dozen masked men rushed out and surrounded me. I was mainly unprepared. Otherwise, let alone ten of them, even thirty, fifty, seventy or eighty of them would not be my opponent! These people couldn't help but eliminate them three times and five times.
Er then tied me up tightly."
"Didn't you recognize who they were?" Queen Wang asked urgently.
"How can I identify them in the dark? Besides, they are all covered in black cloth." Zhao Xiaogao finally made up this story.
"Did they beat you?" Wang Shimei asked with concern.
"I wasn't beaten when I was knocked down, but they hung me on a beam for a whole night." Lying is Zhao Xiaogao's forte.
Wang Shimei then asked: "Didn't you tell them that you are from my palace?"
Zhao Xiaogao replied: "I said it, can I not say it? I said at the beginning that I was the eunuch of the middle palace."
"Why haven't I let you go yet?"
"This group of people is so arrogant. They keep talking about how the queen is waiting for love, and they also threaten to take off my pants?"
"They didn't embarrass you? I mean, they didn't find anything?" Queen Wang's heart fluttered. After all, she had shortcomings, so she spoke very tactfully, but the meaning couldn't be more clear.
"That's not true." Zhao Xiaogao concealed a fact
"That's good." Wang Shimei finally dropped a stone. She was really worried about her reputation and asked after thinking about it, "Don't you recognize any of them?"
Zhao Xiaogao said with a sad face: "They all have their faces covered, how can I recognize them, but there is one voice that I am most familiar with."
"who?"
"Pan Youan!"
"I knew right away that this matter was related to him!" Queen Wang slapped the table and stood up.
"Empress, what are you doing?"
"The bullying has reached the Ai family. It depends on the owner to beat the dog!"
"My dear, do you think I can still win the battle during the day after being tortured all night? I lost, but I am not convinced. If you give me another chance, that pretty boy is no match for me!" Zhao
Xiao Gao said in a jealous way
"I've wronged you. Gao'er can't let this matter go like this. You wait for me in the palace. I'll go to my father immediately to see if he has any clever tricks. It's best if I can save him. If I can't save him, I can't let Pan You'an go easy. Anyway, this is
Things can’t end like this.”
Queen Wang was impatient. After saying this, she immediately took the phoenix chariot and left angrily. Zhao Xiaogao finally breathed a sigh of relief: He was almost beaten, frustrated on the battlefield, and his love life was satisfactory. This is the greatest blessing among misfortunes. If he was driven away today
How can I get back in after leaving the palace?
Then he thought to himself: Where did that pretty boy come from at noon today? Could it be that he fell from the sky? That pretty boy looked so pretty, but it was a pity that he was a boy? How could he be a boy? No.
! He is definitely not a man. I fought with him face to face for half a day. His voice was like a silver bell, his face was like powder, his breath was like orchid, and he was sweating like a man. Although he was highly skilled in martial arts, his movements showed that he was light-waisted and thin-armed.
, graceful and graceful, but not like a tall and thick man, it is obviously a fake. But having said that, even if he is really a woman, who dares to take off his pants to check? This matter must be informed to the grace minister, so that he can be mentally prepared.
Don't let others fool you? Thinking about it this way, he didn't dare to neglect, ordered someone to prepare a sedan, and drove directly to the Prime Minister's residence.
Prime Minister Wang had just sent his daughter away when the gatekeeper said that Eunuch Zhao had something important to tell him.
The two sat down, the maid brought tea, and Wang Shugui comforted him:
"Xiao Gao, today's matter is difficult for you. I never expected that the little eunuch would be one step ahead of us and secretly use poisonous arrows to hurt people behind their backs, causing you to rush into battle. It would be strange if you don't lose! I can't blame you for this. I'm here for you.
Don’t be discouraged if you make the decision, there will be many opportunities for promotion in the future.”
Zhao Xiaogao replied respectfully: "Thank you so much for your kindness. I hate it in my heart."
"Of course, the Queen and I just said that we are aware of it. This matter cannot be dismissed here. I will wait for an opportunity to tell the Emperor that I will definitely punish the young eunuch for stabbing someone in the back. The key problem is that we have no evidence at hand. You
We haven’t caught one of them, so this is where things get difficult.”
"Enxiang, I remembered what you said. One of them showed some clues. He seemed to say that they were all eunuchs from the rebel prince's palace." Zhao Xiaogao said cautiously.
"What you said means you didn't say anything," Prime Minister Wang scolded. "There are more than thirty eunuchs in the harem who rebelled against the palace. Isn't it possible to arrest them all and question them? Besides, even though I am the Chief Assistant Gu
Minister of Life, but the harem is beyond my reach. The harem is a forbidden palace. I can't enter, so I put you there so that you can respond when necessary. Who would have thought that you were slapped by them before your feathers were fully grown?
"As for the next step, please let me think of a way."
Zhao Xiaogao repeated his old tune and remembered his brilliant plan, saying: "En Xiang, the source of all bad things is that old cunning woman. If I sneak into Bixia Palace that night and kill her with a knife, everything will be over."
Have you retired?"
"You can't do it, you can't do it!" Prime Minister Wang shook his hands like windmills and stopped him, "You absolutely can't do this! That Tong girl is full of tricks and the little eunuch is very cunning. They must be on guard before you get to her.
In front of the building, I will arrest you first. This rule will definitely prevent the Queen from mentioning this matter to me. I have already told her and told you not to take such a dangerous move and delay our important event."
When Zhao Xiaogao heard what Lao Wang said, he realized what was at stake. He broke out in a cold sweat and thought to himself: Wasn't he also caught not far from Bixia Palace last night? It looked like he was a slippery fox after all.
If you bump into it accidentally, you won’t know when you will die! After leaning for a moment, Zhao Xiaogao remembered the purpose of his trip and said:
"I have something to repay you for your kindness."
"What's the matter?" Prime Minister Wang stroked his goatee.
"The person I competed with at noon was not a man."
"How did you know?"
"I can feel it"
"What you're talking about is just nonsense!" Prime Minister Wang reprimanded, "How do you know whether he is a boy or a girl? You didn't take off his pants to verify? These words spread out and are used to give others a reason, saying that you can't beat them.
In turn, they falsely accuse someone of being a prostitute."
"Enxiang, he is indeed a woman, I can use my head as a guarantee!" Zhao Xiaogao said with confidence!
"Is this true?" Wang Shugui's mind was also a little quick and he said, "If he is really a woman and commits the serious crime of deceiving the emperor, he will be sent to heaven."
"Enxiang, when did I tell a lie in front of you? That young man must be a woman. How many women have I been in contact with in my life, and in the end I can't recognize both men and women?" Zhao Xiaogao became anxious after three years of self-destruction.
Then he shook out his old foundation.
"I have a plan," Wang Shugui said after pondering for a while.
"Can Enxiang tell me something?" Zhao Xiaogao stretched out his ears humbly.
Wang Shugui said: "I will make arrangements right now to install one or two eyes and ears among the servants of this new nine-door admiral. Within three days, the male and female will be distinguished."
"Okay, what a clever plan!" Zhao Xiaogao said with a thumbs up.