Chapter 15: The Little Eunuch Makes His Own in the Desert
When Shanyu King Wutulixi saw that his beloved daughter had been captured, he immediately became furious. He hurriedly urged Wu Zhima on his hip, brandished two machetes, screamed, and rushed straight towards the Southern Army formation. The little eunuch had just thrown down the little eunuch.
The young eunuch wanted to enter the scene a second time. The second general of the Tong family refused, so he came forward on horseback and advised:
"Commander, please rest for a while, and we will deal with this thief later."
The young eunuch was not afraid of tigers when he was born, and he refused to give in. He said with a smile: "Could it be that the two generals are competing for credit? In that case, whose name is suitable to be recorded in the credit book? Why don't I just eat enough?"
The three people were arguing endlessly. Seeing that the Great Chanyu had killed them in front of them, the three people and three horses had to stand side by side to see what King Fanlu would do.
The old wolf master laughed and said: "Are you so unreasonable? When there are three of you fighting one, I suggest that you two stand back and watch the fight until I catch this little eunuch and trade him for my daughter. Is this fair?"
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Pan Youan looked up and saw this general, he was very different: he had a pheasant tail on his head, two fox tails hanging around his neck, a wolf skin waistcoat, a tiger skin coat, leather shoes, leather pants, a leather hat, socks, and trousers.
You can't see the skin, maybe it's leather, and then look at the face of the whole fur trader: broom eyebrows, buffalo eyes, broad nose, green face, fangs, and two big ears on both sides, like a toad crawling on one side.
The beards vary in length, with a few yellow, a few green, a few black, and the rest white. According to the old ruler, the height is about seven or eight feet. According to the new ruler, the weight is probably at least over two meters.
When someone weighs more than 300 kilograms (gross weight), he looks at others and compares himself. The little eunuch feels a little ashamed of himself and secretly thinks that this battle cannot be fought. He is not on the same level!
King Shanyu saw that the little eunuch had not said a word for a long time, so he thought he was afraid, and shouted: "Xiao Nanman, if you are afraid, retreat quickly and return my princess or surrender. There is no point in going back."
, your kingdom has changed hands a long time ago! Haha, how about we fight again tomorrow, and at most let you live for one more day, you have to figure out where to go? "
"No, let's fight now. I will stay with you until the end!" The little eunuch was secretly surprised: Could it be that something unexpected happened in the court? Then he thought about it, the big bear must be cheating. Even if he could escape the first day of the lunar month, he would not be able to escape the fifteenth day.
Instead of having a showdown with this thieves today, he only showed off his prestige. He wanted to use skill to defeat him, so he said, "Big bear, let's not compete on strength and work, but compete on something else. What do you think?"
"Come on, come on, come on, what are you comparing to?" the great Chanyu glared.
"Competing with horses, competing with throwing, competing with eagles to catch chickens..." A dozen projects in a row went through the little eunuch's mind, but none of them was satisfactory. Of course, climbing a tree was the best, or climbing over a wall, these were all for him.
It's a specialty, but it's a pity that there's not even a tree shadow here, let alone the wall of the house.
"Little turtle bastard, if you don't answer, I'm going to take action!" King Shan Yu shouted.
"Compared with archery!" The little eunuch was forced to reveal a weak point. He didn't know that it was common practice for people on the grassland to ride horses and shoot arrows. Although he also learned archery for a few days, compared with others, the gap was not ordinary! But what?
Once the words are spoken, they cannot be taken back. There is no joke before the army!
"Okay, let me compete with you in archery!" Wuturich got what he wanted and shouted happily.
The young eunuch lacked confidence. How could he talk about his own ideas? But in front of the two armies, the anger could be drummed up but not vented. He had no choice but to brace himself and asked:
"How do you compare?"
"Both of us step back fifty steps each, a total of one hundred steps. You shoot me three arrows. I shoot you three arrows and you deserve to die. If you don't shoot, it counts as a draw. Is this fair? I am older and you are younger. I can't bully the younger.
How about I let you shoot first? I said start and count ten numbers. If you don’t shoot, it will be invalid.” The old wolf master set out the shooting rules.
Now that he has been forced to mount his horse, the little eunuch has no choice but to step back fifty steps before saying: Why is there no movement on the master's side? It's time! If you want God to help, you must first help yourself.
Since the big bear said he wanted him to shoot first, shoot him three arrows and then, maybe the blind cat would catch a dead mouse. Thinking about it, the little eunuch bent his bow and arrow, looked at Wutulixi's face, and shot with a "swish" sound.
, the old wolf master flattened his head and missed.
"One arrow!" King Shanyu shouted from a hundred steps away. Even from such a distance, it still sounded like thunder.
The little eunuch posed and stabilized his mind. He estimated where the big bear's head should be tilted so that he could make an advance measurement. The left and right sides were 50-50. He didn't know whether Uturich was left-handed or right-handed, and he was used to leaning to the right.
Still leaning to the left, he couldn't make up his mind for a long time, and finally he chose the usual right. Shanyu Wang happened to be left-handed, and the arrow missed again.
"Two arrows!" King Shan Yu shouted proudly from a distance.
The second general of the Tong family began to get anxious, thinking that if the third arrow missed again, the little eunuch would be in trouble. These two grew up at the border, and they knew that the foreigners were very good at archery.
I don’t know how high the sky is, it’s not a good idea to choose something else. If you insist on hitting someone’s gun, it’s like touching the head of the Lord of Hell in the middle of the night. I want to die before dawn! It doesn’t matter if he is dead. How should I explain to the Queen Mother? These two are again
Angry and anxious, he watched helplessly as the little eunuch fired the third arrow.
The young eunuch deliberately delayed the time. He guessed that there would be some movement on the master's side, so he delayed. Seeing that the old wolf master had counted to ten, the second general of the Tong family lost this only last chance. He pushed and patted one by one, shouting:
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"Cum quickly. If you don't cum, you won't have a chance!"
It was a coincidence that ordinary arrows were shot out. This arrow borrowed the strength of the Tong brothers. As soon as the young eunuch took a rough look, the arrow shaft came out of his hand. Old Shanyu shook his head left and right, and suddenly heard "Pfft"
"With a sound, the arrow hit him right in the face, and the old wolf master fell from his horse in response to "Oh!"
At this moment, I suddenly heard the roar of gongs and drums, the blast of firecrackers, and countless fireworks rising from behind the enemy soldiers on both sides. The little eunuch knew that the master had succeeded, so he waved the bowstring in his hand, and the Confederate army was in full force.
Attacked, but unfortunately the old wolf master was trampled to pieces by the rebels before he could even get up from the ground.
The army of soldiers was attacked from all sides, and the old wolf master was hit by an arrow again and fell to the ground. Just when he didn't know how to respond, the soldiers and horses of the young eunuch had already killed the soldiers and generals, and all the soldiers and generals were turned into headless flies. In a few hours, tens of thousands of soldiers and soldiers were killed.
Only a thousand or ten people broke out of the encirclement
The second general of the Tong family wanted to lead the army to hunt down the poor bandits, vowing to kill them all without leaving any trouble in the future. The young eunuch stopped him loudly:
"It's just two generals, please quickly send the order to withdraw your troops and go to work!"