Time was tight, and the young eunuch did not dare to stay any longer. He said goodbye to his father-in-law, his wife Xue'er, and Zhang Facun early the next morning. Huang Ren and others hurried to the gate of the capital. Someone sent by Hu San picked them up and took them directly.
When I went to a place where I was born, there was no sign on the gate of a certain residence, but the courtyard wall was very tall and majestic, and there were soldiers guarding the door. The concierge welcomed them in with a smile. After entering the second gate, I realized that this was a mansion.
The courtyard is quite quiet and spacious. There are about ten rooms on the left and right sides. There are three main rooms in the upper hall, with bedrooms on one side and study room on the other.
After hearing the news, Hu San hurriedly ran out of the upper room, followed by Cao Huazhi and Liangquchai. Hu San shouted as he walked:
"Brother, you invited Sister-in-law Xueer here so quickly. Who do you think these two are?"
The little eunuch was shocked: behind Hu San, in addition to Cao Huazhi, Huang Qiuchan, and Ruan Shimei! He sent someone to invite Huang Qiuchan, and Ruan Shimei's arrival was out of his expectation.
If Mei can come, Xueer doesn't have to hire someone as capable as Ruan Thi Mui. Not to mention one Zhao Xiaogao, but two or three. It's not that he didn't expect Ruan Thi Mui at the beginning, it's mainly because the journey is too far, and the South Vietnamese country
It's more than 10,000 miles away, and it's impossible to go back and forth in ten days.
Huang Qiuchan and Ruan Shimei were both martial arts practitioners, and their personalities were similar to Shangguan Xue's. They did not have the reserve of a harem girl. When they saw the young eunuch, they hurriedly walked up to him affectionately, one held his left arm, and the other hugged her.
On the right shoulder, they said in unison: "Lang Jun, I miss you so much!"
Cao Huazhi and her husband separated not long ago, so there is no need to be too affectionate, just stand next to her with a smile.
The little eunuch patted the two wives on the back and said with a smile: "What's it like in this broad daylight? Chan'er, Meizi, come and meet your sister Xue'er, and Xue'er will also meet your sister Huazhi."
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Huang Qiuchan and Ruan Thi Mui then turned around and went to see Xue'er again, and Xue'er went to see Hua Zhi again. The four women did not follow any etiquette, nor did they say "Blessings", nor did they bow and salute. They laughed and laughed after calling "Sister"
hugging each other
Not to mention the others, Zhang Facun and Huang Ren didn't even come in from the second door. Hu San turned around, clasped his hands behind his back, and looked up at the sky. I wonder which cloud in the sky aroused his interest?
The little eunuch was surrounded by his wives, like stars holding the moon. The affection and tenderness could not be expressed in words. The little eunuch felt excited in his heart, and almost shed a few tears. The man stood between heaven and earth, although there were
Ling Yunzhi, there is still no need for the love of children. In the future life, it is enough to have such a few strange women who are affectionate and righteous, know both cold and warm, and look like gods. This life is enough!
After entering the room, everyone drank tea and talked. Hu Sancai solved the mystery and said:
"Brother, I bought this private house for you without your consent in advance. The price is not very expensive. Mainly because I think it will be inconvenient to live in Guanyi after the sisters-in-law come."
The little eunuch nodded and said: "Brother, you are very thoughtful."
After saying that, the little eunuch turned around and asked Ruan Thi Mui how she got the news and came so quickly.
Before Ruan Thi Mui opened her mouth, Huang Qiuchan took over and said:
"My husband doesn't know something. When you sent someone to my place, sister Mei Zi happened to be visiting my house. She heard that her husband was in trouble, so we discussed it and came together."
Nguyen Thi Mui joked: "I am not on the list of husbands. Could it be that I am being passionate? Otherwise, I will go home tomorrow."
The little eunuch hurriedly explained: "Good wife, please don't worry. I didn't invite you because it's a long way to go. Of course I feel more relieved now that you are here. You must be sure to win. You don't know that Meizi's rope is so powerful.
They almost didn’t tie me up back then!”
Ruan Thi Mui glanced at her husband lovingly and said, "In the end, why didn't I let you capture me?"
Cao Huazhi stood up and said: "It's all for my sake. Several sisters came all the way to work. I would like to say thank you for your hard work."
The three girls said in unison: "Sister, you are too polite. This is what you should do. How can one family speak the same language?"
Not long after, all the friends who stayed in the capital arrived. Some of them knew each other, some did not know each other. They met each other, mainly to meet a few sisters-in-law.
Zhu Linzong, who was under scrutiny, also arrived
Although Fat Xishi is now the second-grade imperial concubine, because she is a distinguished guest from the south, she is the only one here who is a master of Cantonese cuisine, so she was dragged by Hu San to help in the kitchen.
After meeting Fat Xishi, she was not necessarily the youngest, but according to their seniority, everyone called the four ladies sister-in-law. Everyone was very happy. The little eunuch was worried about the affairs of Langdang Mountain and did not dare to delay too long, so he called his brothers early
They sent them back
Seeing that the tenth day was approaching, the time limit given by the Prime Minister was also up. The people on the mountain just adopted the old method of not leaving the cave. Wen Shichang and Zhao Xiaogao, with their horses and General Qing Bing waiting for them, had no choice but to do anything. On this day, several people
After summing up, we decided to make a final attack. If there was still no movement on the mountain, we had to set fire to attack the mountain. If people could not get up, were they afraid that the fire would not go up? By then, the sky would be filled with fire and they would not be able to get down even if they wanted to. The plan was decided.
Passersby and horses waved flags and shouted in unison:
"Listen to the gangsters on the mountain. Come down the mountain quickly and die. Otherwise, a fire will set the mountain forest on fire and you will be cooked into mature meat. Don't regret it!"
A young man patrolling the mountain reported this information to the mountain. Lin Rugui and Qi Guangyuan heard that the officers and soldiers were going to set fire to the mountain. They immediately ran out of ideas and thought that once the fire broke out, they would have somewhere to hide and burn them to death.
The pemmican cakes just need condiments. Qi Guangyuan said:
"Brother, it's better to go down the mountain and risk your life to fight. Maybe a few can escape alive and don't let the whole nest be burned down."
Lin Rugui said: "The eunuch's brother-in-law sent us a message, asking us to persist for ten days. Counting on the fingers of our fingers, today is exactly the tenth day. Could it be that the eunuch's brother-in-law slipped us away?"
Qi Guangyuan said: "Far water cannot quench a near thirst. Although the eunuch brother-in-law said that, maybe he gave us courage and we can't care about that much now. Don't wait until the fire breaks out. By then it will be too late."
The two of them had nothing to do, so they had to tie them up, pull out the black mules and gray donkeys, gather the people and horses from the mountain, a total of a hundred people, and rush down the mountain with shouts of joy.
When Zhao Xiaogao saw the bandit coming down the mountain, he was very happy, thinking that the opportunity had come for him to do something extraordinary. He drove the red rabbit horse, raised his halberd to the sky, stepped forward to meet him and shouted:
"Rebels, please quickly tie yourself with a rope, then stretch your neck, and wait for grandpa to kill you one by one."
Qi Guangyuan was furious and didn't say anything. He raised his big hammer and hit Zhao Xiaogao head-on. Zhao Xiaogao pushed it aside gently and knocked one of Qi Guangyuan's hammers to the ground. The double hammer made him a single hammer general.
Qi Guangyuan was desperate for his life anyway, so he looked back and shouted:
"Brother, hurry up and lead the brothers to rush out. Wait until I stop this guy."
Zhao Xiaogao gave Qi Guangyuan a chance to resist, and fired another shot. Qi Guangyuan's hammer actually poked a hole. Zhao Xiaogao's gun tip also had an underhook. He pulled back. Qi Guangyuan was not as strong as Zhao Xiaogao.
, Zhao Xiaogao shook off the hammer without letting go of it, and the tip of the spear went straight to Qi Guangyuan's throat. The hammer became an empty hand. Qi Guangyuan shouted, "My life is at risk!"
At this moment, an arrow suddenly shot out, hitting Zhao Xiaogao's gun head with a "choking" sound. Zhao Xiaogao was shocked. When he turned around to look, there were two female generals behind him.
When the enemy came, Zhao Xiaogao did not dare to fight, so he had to abandon Qi Guangyuan and raised his gun to fight against the two female generals.
The two women were about to arrive on flying horses. Zhao Xiaogao was dumbfounded after taking a quick look. Where did this woman come from? How could she be so delicate, beautiful and eye-catching? One woman was exquisite, dignified and beautiful, with a yellow silk scarf on her head and body.
Wearing a yellow war robe, riding a fat yellow horse, with a bow and short arrows on her shoulder, and a red tasseled spear in her hand. Another female general has a face as pink as snow, black eyebrows and black eyes, red lips and white teeth, tight-fitting Antelope chain soft armor, and behind her is a
He wore a bloody battle robe, a horse with a red mane on his crotch, and a spear in his hand. He had encountered countless talented women and beauties in the palace, but none of them could compare with these two women. Zhao Xiaogao reined in the horse's head and raised his hand.
Gong smiled and said:
"Where did these two little girls come from?"
"Passing by," the girl riding the red horse said coldly.
"Since you are just passing by, please excuse me! Didn't you see that the army was exterminating this group of bandits? Because you are young women, we took them together and treated them as bandits," Zhao Xiaogao scolded.
"Nowadays, in a family of soldiers and bandits, who knows which one is the army and which one is the bandit? There is no writing on the face. How do we know? We just see so many of you beating a few people, and we are a little angry." The girl riding a yellow horse
He chuckled.
"It's really unreasonable. Two passers-by dare to interfere with the government and army's business of suppressing bandits? If you are sensible, go away quickly, otherwise you will make grandpa angry and make you two the victims of my gun.
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"General, you said you are the leader of the army, but I think you look like the leader of the eunuchs? But to be honest, after just a few glances, your martial arts are extraordinary. Why don't you teach us how to use them?" The woman on the red horse followed suit.
Made a joke
Zhao Xiaogao was teased by these two women until his face was bruised and bruised. The boss felt uncomfortable. He thought to himself that he might be looking for trouble. Even so, what could the two prostitutes do to him? Why not catch these two beauties as well?
Go back, hide in a place, and think about how to use it slowly, then he shouted:
"Get out of the way quickly, I don't have time to start a fight with you, I'm going to take action!"
The two women shook their guns and said, "Come on, come on, come if you are not afraid of death!"
Zhao Xiaogao stopped talking to each other, summoned his might, danced with the steel spear, urged the horse to kill the two women, each holding a weapon, the three of them fought in one place for fifty or seventy rounds, Zhao Xiaogao
He thought to himself: "It's true that people cannot be judged by appearance, and sea water cannot be measured. How can these two delicate and graceful women be so outstanding in martial arts?" When the battle reached the hundredth round, sweat was already dripping from Zhao Xiaogao's face, and so were the two female generals.
There was a lot of sweat, the two kills were fierce, and the winner was hard to decide. At this moment, suddenly another woman was about to attack from the side. As soon as she got close, she shouted:
"Sisters, please rest for a while until I take this guy!"