Shangguan Xue and Huang Qiuchan understood each other and hurriedly drove their horses to the side.
Zhao Xiaogao was panting at this time and could hardly catch his breath. When he looked up, his eyes lit up and he was really surprised: What happened today? Two stunning women just got off, and another Yaochi came up.
Fairy? Could it be that he offended the fairy in the Heavenly Palace, and God sent these fairies to tease him? Or maybe he suffered a peach blossom disaster, and it is unknown that he has some connection with these beauties? Not to mention three,
Even if you pick one of them and hold it in your arms, you won’t change it for an emperor in this life.
Zhao Xiaogao was wildly imagining, and he took a closer look at the female general in front of him. Compared with the two beautiful women before, he saw that she had a unique charm: she had a silver helmet and bright armor, beautiful eyes, and her makeup and makeup looked like a beautiful Chinese girl, but also like the exotic Zhao Zhao.
Xiao Gao secretly thought: If this girl slept all night, it would be better than becoming a god. With this thought, he suddenly had evil thoughts, and with the courage of a tiger and a wolf, he raised the square halberd high and stabbed Ruan's plum neck.
Nguyen Thi Mui was so unhurried, the thrush gun in her hand was like a python coming out of its hole, blocking from left to left, hitting from right to right. In less than thirty rounds, Zhao Xiaogao knew that he was inferior in skills.
If this continues, there is still a dilemma between who will catch whom! If you can't defeat, you will lose your face! Female sex is important, especially life. If you lose your head, all your glory and wealth will be in vain, so you should run for your life! Zhao Xiaogao feints with his halberd,
Preparing to flee, Ruan Shimei was so smart, with quick eyesight and quick hands. Zhao Xiaogao had just taken two steps back when the rope in her hand had already been thrown out and drew a circular circle in the air. It suddenly fell down, just covering Zhao Xiaogao's head and upper body.
Zhao Xiaogao was already on the verge of retreating, and the rope on Ruan Thi Mui's side was already firmly tied to the saddle bridge. Zhao Xiaogao was riding a horse at this time and was not growing on a horse. No matter how strong his legs were, he could not
He couldn't resist the horse and the faster he went, the harder he fell. With a "plop" sound, Zhao Xiaogao fell from his horse to the ground.
Shangguan Xue and Huang Qiuchan fought back into the formation. Although there were many officers and soldiers, the main general was captured. The others were not interested in fighting and fled in all directions. They were intercepted by two female generals and killed a few more.
Lin Rugui and Qi Guangyuan are not fools. If they don't come out at this time, more than a hundred soldiers will arrive in front of the formation, and they will be like thousands of troops. He was born in Wenshichang, a scholar who was not familiar with war, and had no idea for a while, so he had to follow
Among the rebellious troops, they fled first, but Ma Qing was a borrowed cat that does not catch mice. Seeing this situation, only a duck crossed the river and followed the current. In less than half an hour, 30,000 officers and soldiers abandoned their tents and horses.
There are still countless weights, and the rest of the long-legged and long-footed ones have disappeared.
Lin and Qi then shouted loudly: "Could it be that the three female generals are..."
Shangguan Xue smiled and said: "Don't be verbose, brothers Lin and Qi, we will tell you the details when we go up the mountain."
Lin and Qi heard the female general tell them their last names and knew they were from their own family, so they asked the soldiers to tie up Zhao Xiaogao and went up the mountain together.
Pigs and sheep were slaughtered in the village, and the three female generals were entertained with a feast. In the middle of the banquet, the three women told their origins. Lin and Qi laughed and said:
"In this case, the three of us should be our younger brothers and sisters. We, the eunuch brother-in-law, are so blessed that we have hidden such a group of enchanting beauties, and all of them are superb in martial arts. They are truly unparalleled!"
"What is Unparalleled? There are three of us here together, so it should be called Unparalleled Four! If we add sister Huazhi, it will be Unparalleled Five," Huang Qiuchan corrected.
The Cantonese girl's words made everyone burst into laughter
Shangguan Xue said: "I heard from my husband that there is an eldest sister named Wu'er Sudan. She is also the great chanyu of Fan State. She is also very brave and her martial arts skills are definitely not inferior to yours or mine."
Nguyen Thi Mui couldn't help but say: "If one day, all of us sisters are gathered together, whether it is in the school or the battlefield, except our husband, we will compare with the big men in the world to see who is our opponent?"
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Huang Qiuchan said: "Sister Mei Zi said it well, why don't we set up a stage this time when we go to Beijing to meet all the heroes in the world, show off our power, and give your husband some energy?"
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It is said that it is a play between three women, and they are all female heroines who are not afraid of anything and possess unparalleled martial arts. When they catch up, there is Pan An who is more beautiful than Lu Bu, and has superior skills to Lu Bu.
The eunuch husband of the first generation has a proud look on his face, and his words naturally reveal a unique tone.
The two rough guys Lin and Qi were so jealous when they saw the scene in front of them that they were so itchy that they couldn't say anything. They couldn't help but look from one eunuch to the other. Didn't they also have a good-looking man with martial arts skills imprisoned in their cottage prison?
Isn't he a bad eunuch? If he is given a chance, he might be the second Pan You'an in the future. The two winked at each other and took advantage of the three women's conversation to be in full swing. They excused themselves to be convenient and left the table.
Qi Guangyuan quietly leaned into Lin Rugui's ear and whispered a few words. Lin Rugui clapped his hands and shouted:
"Brothers have good plans, so hurry up and find that talented brother who is an enemy of the copycat."
Qiu Youcai is a small boss in the village, with little knowledge of martial arts and other skills. Before entering the mountain, he was a veterinarian for pigs and geldings. Not only is Qiu Youcai a veterinarian, he is also a butcher, cook, blacksmith, and carpenter.
He is a general-skilled person in the mountains, so he was entrusted with the position of small leader.
Lin, Qi and Qiu Youcai discussed: "Brother, you can only cut off the eunuch's body and leave two eggs, and you can't hurt his life. Are you sure?"
Qiu Youcai thought for a while, nodded and said: "Brothers, don't worry, I'll leave this matter to my brothers. I guarantee it will work. Is there something you don't understand?"
"Say, brother" Lin Rugui said
Qiu Youcai asked: "Now that it has been cut, we simply dig out the roots, leaving the evil roots behind and having nothing to do with. Aren't we just anxious and helpless?"
Qi Guangyuan said with a smile: "Brother, you don't know. This fake eunuch has done a lot of bad things in the palace, and he is also the empress's favorite. It wasn't the leader of Cao Village who went down to kill him, but now he is the admiral of the Nine Gates.
Man, it’s too cheap to kill him, why not let him live in the world and suffer foreign crimes? There are countless beauties in the palace, and he can’t get any of them. What is this called, brother?”
Lin Rugui explained: "This is called a pie with teeth but no pot helmets. The one with pot helmets has no teeth. He is a bastard!"
Qiu Youcai smiled and said: "Since he is such a thing, he should be punished like this. The two brothers look at me and I guarantee that they will not hurt his muscles and bones."
The three of them brought several minions into the dungeon. Not only was Zhao Xiaogao tied up, but he was also hung high on a beam.
Lin Rugui stepped forward and said: "General Zhao, the mountains are not as good as the palace, the conditions are too bad, I have wronged you."
Zhao Xiaogao opened his eyes and took a look. He had seen them before the formation in the daytime and naturally knew them, so he hurriedly said:
"Your Majesty, please let me down and rest for a while. I really can't stand it anymore."
Qi Guangyuan said: "Not only can we let you down, but we can also let you go. What do you think?"
Zhao Xiaogao was overjoyed and said: "If your Majesty lets Xiao Ke go out, I will not repay this kindness with five thunderbolts! In the future, I will say a few nice words in front of the Prime Minister, and the court will send ministers to recruit you, and all the kings will go to the court."
It is better to be a high official than to be a robber here."
Lin Rugui said: "It's a good idea, but I'm used to lounging in the mountains and don't want to be restrained by others. I won't talk about this recruitment matter. We'll let you go. I'm afraid you'll regret it in the future, so I want you to leave something to do."
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Zhao Xiaogao said hurriedly: "Okay, I can leave anything. As long as I have it, you can just take it."
Qi Guangyuan asked: "Are you a eunuch?"
Zhao Xiaogao was puzzled and said: "I am a eunuch"
Lin Rugui shook his head and said: "Forget it about eunuchs, eunuchs are not that kind."
Zhao Xiaogao didn't know the details and said: "I'm not a real eunuch, I'm a fake. I know what you're talking about. If you don't believe me, take off my pants and check."
Qi Guangyuan said: "Be honest, kid, we want something like you."
Zhao Xiaogao suddenly realized and shouted: "Your Majesty, you must not do this! Our family has a single inheritance, and I haven't married a wife yet! Apart from that, you can do anything you want, or chop off one of my hands! Let me do that."
I have a better memory and will never dare to offend Guishan Baozhai again."
Qi Guangyuan cursed: "Damn it, I don't want your life to give you an advantage, and you still bargain with me?"
Zhao Xiaogao read in despair: "Without such things, what's the point of living? All heroes, please kill me!"
Lin Rugui said: "Come here, get him some food first, let him have a full meal, and then do it again."
Good wine and meat were placed in front of him. Zhao Xiaogao had no intention of swallowing it. He had been hungry all day, so he managed to eat a few mouthfuls. Qi Guangyuan was impatient to wait, so he ordered Xiao Bing to quickly take off Zhao Xiaogao's pants. Qiu Youcai sharpened his knife quickly, and with one hand
After mentioning the matter, he held up the knife with his other hand and made a "crack" sound. Zhao Xiaogao's heirloom treasure was forever separated from him. Zhao Xiaogao yelled and fainted instantly.
Qiu Youcai was an expert in this area. He was afraid that he would be infected with suppuration and cost him his life for no reason, so he took a red-hot poker and poked Zhao Xiaogao's wound hard, causing a burst of burnt fire.
The smell of rotting meat was everywhere. Qiu Youcai sprinkled some salt on it, rubbed his hands, and said to Lin and Qi:
"Okay, brother, a crappy eunuch is born! The quality is a bit poor, but I promise not to ruin the emperor's wife again in the future."