Chapter 171 Little eunuch fighting for the vanguard in the grassland
Just as the young eunuch was about to agree, Zhang Facun said first, "Mr. Pan is here!"
A thin soldier waved and said: "Guests, come here. Our Vice Marshal Meng specially asked us that Mr. Pan is a benevolent and righteous businessman. In order to resist the Huns, he came thousands of miles to join us. So he ordered us to set up a special place for him." There is a banquet for you, come with me quickly!"
The little eunuch was like a mute who had picked up a gold ingot. He was so happy that he couldn't speak for a long time. The most important thing now is his stomach problem. He should take whatever step he takes. Not to mention the banquet, just two Wotou and a plate of pickles are all good. Eat and drink
The accompanying guest was the soldier himself. He probably had already eaten or for some other reason, so he didn't move his chopsticks. This was even cheaper. The three young eunuchs didn't care whether they ate or not, whether they were humble or not, so they simply The wind was blowing, the wind was blowing the fallen leaves, the people were gnashing their teeth, and the wolves and dogs were fighting. In no time, they had eaten all the dishes on a large table. Who didn't know who thought they were the military marshal and his horse sent by the emperor of the Southern Dynasty? The two lieutenants drank enough. The little eunuch waited and wiped his mouth and said:
"Brother Jun, is there hot water? Let's get together and wash up before going to bed. We are really too dirty."
"Take a bath?" Xiao Bing grinned disdainfully, and a few words popped out between his teeth, "I want to take a bath and splash in the black water river!"
The little eunuch knew there was no hope, so he took a step back and said, "Where are you sleeping?"
"No," the soldier said. "If you encounter a soldier who died in battle tomorrow, go and prepare a set of bedding."
The young eunuchs huddled in the firewood pile in the main room next to the cow dung stove all night. The next morning, no luck came to visit them again. They watched others drinking milk tea, eating scones, tearing their hands and grabbing mutton, and gulping them down. It's no wonder that they sip the mutton soup. They are all organized collective actions. They haven't registered yet, and their wages haven't been approved. So which part does it count?
After breakfast, I saw people starting to gather in a big circle on the lawn outside. The young eunuch and Zhang Facun discussed and wanted to run away to the ball, but the target was too big and they couldn't even figure out the direction, so they didn't know where to run. So we postponed it, preparing to see the situation before talking about the nature of the little eunuchs, who naturally love to join in the fun. The three of them found a place to stop in the crowd, wanting to see what would happen next.
After a while, someone suddenly shouted a horse neighing. The little eunuch looked up and knew that an important person had arrived. The girl they saw yesterday named Ginkgo Dunzhu was also among the group. She was still riding her horse. A very majestic gray donkey
Marshal Lei Xubin spoke first, saying:
"Brothers, the King of the Huns has caused rebellion, invaded our great rivers and mountains, killed innocent people, massacred living beings, disturbed the people and ruined the country, and brought disaster to Hexi. Our brothers were forced to have no choice but to endure it, so they rose up to fight for heaven. According to reports, our heavenly army has already begun to attack. Facing Chaigou, in order to cooperate with the army in the battle, we will set off today, cross the Black Water River, and go deep into the Xiongnu lair. The battle is about to begin. Before departure, we have to make some preparations. We must choose a general with strong martial arts skills and bravery. After the past few days of work, screening, introduction of friends, etc., the front team has gathered many talents from all walks of life in front of the tent. Today, we will begin the martial arts competition to select talents regardless of their origins, regardless of their appearance, regardless of their nationality. , age, marriage or not, male or female, as long as he defeats all opponents, he will be the first hero in our army! Princes have no seeds, men should be strong. Whether it is a mule or a horse, you will know that you are not as big as you. The handsome words come first, a martial arts contest is a martial arts contest, until the point is reached, don’t hurt your life. Now that the martial arts contest begins, who will go first?"
As soon as Marshal Lei Xubin finished speaking, a man came forward on horseback. When he came to the middle of the circle, he saw this man riding a magenta war horse, holding a tiger-headed pestle, wearing a leather jacket, showing his chest, and his head.
He was tall, with a purple face and dark skin. His hair was as messy as pockmarks, and his voice was like a huge thunder. He looked even more majestic and impressive. The young eunuch looked up and saw that this person was none other than the one who was traveling with them yesterday and invited them to come and see the fun.
It was Degel who let
The little eunuch secretly wondered that he didn't see any weapons with him yesterday, so why did such a nondescript wooden hammer suddenly appear? The tiger-headed pestle, to put it bluntly, is an enlarged garlic hammer with a pestle on its head.
It is probably made of natural tree roots and looks like a grinning tiger head, so it became famous. Not many people used pestles in history, and even fewer used tiger-head pestles because it is a wooden product after all.
Unless you hit hard, it's not easy to kill your opponent.
Degel circled the arena three times, then gathered the reins of his horse, walked carelessly to the center of the arena, rolled his eyes, curled his lips, held his large garlic hammer in his elbow, clasped his fists in both hands, and went
Everyone around them bowed their heads one by one and said:
"Oh, everyone is laughing! The little boy Degel just gave up. Entrusted by his friends, he came to take the position of vanguard. Everyone, step back. This position is definitely mine. No one can fight for it. No one can fight for it.
It’s useless, why not be a favor and let me do the math?”
Degel in the martial arts field has completely changed from the one he met on the road yesterday. It seems that in the face of fame and wealth, everyone has the same mood, especially those men who are unjust and jealous of talents.
, these people are just villains at best, not evil people.
It must be said that this Degel did have some abilities. Several of the vanguards who came up were knocked off their horses by him with a tiger-headed pestle. When it was time to eat at noon, the deputy coach Tenzin gave the order on behalf of the coach and said:
"That's it in the morning. We had dinner at noon, everyone took a short rest, and then we continued the competition in the afternoon. If no one can beat Degel in the evening, the pioneer seal will belong to him!"
After hearing this, everyone dispersed and went to have their meals with the three young eunuchs. Still no one cared about them and no one asked them. No matter how thick-skinned they were, they couldn't reach out to beg for food. Zhang Facun and Huang Ren looked sad and begged to the young eunuchs.
Instead, the little eunuch narrowed his eyes and said with a smile:
"You won't starve to death if you don't eat half of the meal, just wait!"
Suddenly, the little eunuch remembered what happened to their horses. People can persist, but horses cannot suffer. If they starve for a few days like them, they will not be able to go on the road. The three of them searched everywhere for horses, but they couldn't find them for a long time.
, the young eunuch complained about Zhang Facun and Huang Ren said:
"You two have a false reputation. You can find a sword and a packet of medicine in King You Shanyu. Three big live horses have actually made it difficult for you. How about you, young hero? That's bullshit!"
Zhang Facun smiled bitterly and said: "Brother, I don't know. Finding and stealing is not a matter of time at all. Moreover, it is in broad daylight, with noisy people and horses everywhere. How do you think we should start?"
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The little eunuch thought about it. It is common sense that all chivalrous people do things at night, so he said:
"Forget it, forget it. The key to not looking for it is that that bastard Degel doesn't have enough friends. He forgot all about our brothers as soon as he arrived here. He will try to settle the score with him at night."
Zhang Facun shook his head and said: "Brother, you don't move around in the world, so you don't know how hot and cold the world is!"
The young eunuch was puzzled and asked: "Fa Cun, how do you say this?"
Zhang Fa said confidently: "If Degel loses the battle this afternoon, maybe we can meet again. If he really seizes the vanguard, we will never find him. I have seen many such people in the world."
He cares about sex over his friends, and forgets his own good. You didn't see him begging for mercy in front of that singing girl yesterday. How disgusting he is to his friends. If you think about it, you will understand that he doesn't see us. No matter how busy he is,
Should you have sent someone to bring us some food? In my opinion, people have said that if you want God to help you, you must first help yourself, and then you have to find a way. We may not be able to get out of this big grassy beach. If we delay for a long time, it will make people feel uncomfortable.
It’s possible that the spies have been caught.”
"What do you think we should do?"
"Go to the martial arts field to fight for the vanguard in the afternoon!" Zhang Facun said with certainty, "In terms of your elder brother's ability, is it still child's play to treat people like Degel? Only when we are strong can others respect us, otherwise we will just look like we are half-dead.
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"You mean I'm going to fight for the vanguard?" The little eunuch was confused for a moment and still a little confused. He waved his hands and said, "I'm going to fight for the militia's small vanguard all day long. If word spreads about it, won't it make people laugh?
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"Brother, how come someone as clear as you is so stupid? We are not seeking fame or fame, nor are we asking for credit. We are doing this just to attract the attention of this group of people. Before they
With the help of the three armies, we must return to our army as soon as possible. The three armies must not be left without a master for a day. Brother, you are the commander-in-chief of the three armies. We have been out for so many days, and we still don’t know what kind of chaos the family has become?"
The little eunuch suddenly realized and said: "Brother Facun, fortunately you reminded me, it almost didn't ruin my big job. I will do it according to your opinion. I will fight for that little pioneer in the afternoon!"