Chapter 172 Teasing the Unjust in the Martial Field
Everything was still done according to the rules. Degel held his hands on the horse and shouted loudly like a pioneer official giving up to others:
"My fellow heroes, thanks to the love you have for me, you gave me this vanguard position. I deserve it. I knocked down five of them in the morning, and two more warriors accidentally dismounted in the afternoon. In my opinion, I won't be able to do it again." It's a waste of effort, so why don't we end it now? It's my brother's fault that I invited these seven brothers to drink, and my hands are a little heavier, which makes the brothers' faces look shameful. In the evening, I will buy wine to accompany the guilt. If these brothers If you are willing to stay, you can be under my account. I won’t treat you badly in the future. What do you think? Should we call it a day now?”
Before he finished speaking, a person suddenly ran into the middle of the field and shouted:
"I'll compete with you!"
Degel opened his eyes and almost lost his temper in joy. He sat on the horse, stabilized himself, smiled slightly, and said kindly:
"Oh, brother, playing mahjong on the table is a gamble for money, and going knife-to-knife on the battlefield is a gamble for lives. You're young. If you're tired of life, you'd think of something else to do. Why do you let me do such a shameful thing? I don’t have any grudge against you anymore. I won’t argue with you anymore. If you go back, you will be counted as one in the drinking place tonight.”
"No, no, let's compete. I'll gamble my life with you." The little eunuch insisted not to leave.
"Oh, what are you competing with me for? You have no bare hands and you don't even have a horse. I smashed you to death with a pestle and you still said that I took advantage of you." Degel still had the same arrogant tone.
"My horse has gone somewhere and can't be found. As for weapons, my friend can just lend me a fire stick." The little eunuch looked around the field and said.
"Ride my donkey. My donkey knows how to fight. It was specially trained by me." The one who spoke was the beautiful lady yesterday, a Yugu girl named Ginkgo Dunzhu.
"Where's the gun? Who has a gun? Lend me a gun." The little eunuch pulled Ginkgo Dunzhu's gray barking donkey and stood up.
"Take my gun and use it!" said Ginkgo Dunzhu who was still enthusiastic.
The little eunuch weighed it in his hand and said, "It's just a little lighter, but it's a good gun. It's a diamond-iron gun with a sharp tip. It's a pity that it doesn't have a hook, otherwise it would be as good as mine." , it’s not too spicy to eat radish for free, this is it!”
Seeing the little eunuch chattering alone and talking endlessly, Degel shouted and said: "Why don't you compete? If you are scared, just say it."
"Come on, why don't you compete? Otherwise, today's dinner will not be served!" The little eunuch chuckled and said, "Old man, take action!"
Degel is tall and big, and he is riding on a horse. The little eunuch is dwarfed by him. He is still riding a donkey. Although it is an extraordinary donkey, after all, it is not as big as a tall horse.
Degel was angry at the little eunuch for causing trouble, and jumped out to oppose him halfway, wishing that he would be killed with a blow. The little eunuch, however, regarded Degel as a person who was extremely irresponsible to his friends, and wanted to make him look ugly. The most important thing is of course to let everyone know what kind of person is standing in front of them!
You come and I go, the pestle comes in and the gun retreats, the two of them are fighting in one place, and Degel realizes that the little eunuch is unusually clever. When he swings the pestle down, the little eunuch does not use the barrel of the gun to catch it, but And always evading it cleverly. In this way, the little eunuch saved a lot of energy, but Degel was already panting and sweating profusely.
After twenty or thirty rounds of this, Degel didn't know that the little eunuch was using the trick of pulling an ox and pulling him down, and he had reached the point where he was as poor as a donkey. The so-called puller is like a little girl, leading a bull
The big bullock is grinding wheat in the wheat field. The little girl stands in the middle of the wheat field and only needs to turn her whip slightly, but the old cow has to pull the heavy stone wheel and gallop all over the field. What will be the result after a long time?
Based on the comparison of strength, the little eunuch and Degel only met with three or five at most. He didn't want to tease this wild bull, but this man was too unloyal. He knew clearly that they had just come here and were unfamiliar with the place, but they just let him.
They were looking for a way out. Yesterday, he had been hungry all day. At any rate, the girl from the Yugu tribe had spoken and had a feast. Today, he was hungry again. His heart was close to his heart. The little eunuch felt angry and wanted to do this
Punish the guy
Degel didn't think so. He thought that the little eunuch didn't have much real ability. He was just nimble, good at avoiding and playing tricks, so he wouldn't be fooled! He wanted to beat the little eunuch to death with a hammer, but he couldn't.
Not only the human being, but also the gray donkey cooperated perfectly with him. Damn it!
The little eunuch looked at the heat and shot him three times in a row. The hat on Deger's head was gone, and there was a bloody mark on his neck. The most frustrating thing was that he was also shot in the buttocks.
Degel was not a fool. He could be called an eagle on the grassland. Only when the little eunuch made a move like this did he know that he had been fooled! It turned out that he had met a master. No wonder the real person didn't show his face! A real man can bend and stretch, and he is a bachelor.
If you don’t suffer the immediate loss, only a fool can “stand in the wind to death, or starve to death without bowing your head”! Thinking of this, he shouted in a low voice:
"Brother, wait a minute, I have something to say!"
"Please tell me if you have something to say!" The little eunuch's gun tip slowed down a little.
"You give me the pioneer, I will burn incense and worship Buddha for you, I will provide for you in your old age, and I will tell you about that Yugu girl..." Deger finally finished his words.
"Just say some useless words. Do you know that I haven't eaten in two days?"
"Okay, this is all my fault. I don't care enough about you. When I go back, I will kill the sheep with my own hands and make them for you."
"Go away! If I spare you, I won't even be able to drink a bowl of water, let alone mutton."
"It's done, it's done, it's done this time!" Degel couldn't finish his sentence.
The little eunuch shouted, "Get down!" Then the silver spear flew into the air. Deger was tired of dealing with it and knocked down the incoming pioneer officer with just one move.
Suddenly, the whole place was cheering, and everyone rushed to the small prison. Of course, the arrogant Deger became yesterday's yellow-flowered Ginkgo Dunzhu girl and ran into the field first, laughing and braying, maybe for her donkey.
Or cheer for the person riding on the donkey?
Suddenly, the gray donkey didn't know which muscle was out of place. It raised its neck and howled several times, and then rushed out of the crowd like crazy. People saw the beast coming with such ferocity that they couldn't help but make way for it. The little eunuch
Now I am still on the back of a donkey. It is said that it is difficult to get off a tiger, but it is also difficult to get off a donkey.
In the blink of an eye, after running for more than two miles, the little eunuch was helpless when a man and a horse came in a hurry. The little eunuch looked up and saw that this person was none other than the yellow-bearded man who drove them into the river.