After hearing Marshal Lei's order, the little eunuch immediately went down to hold a wedding for him and Miss Ginkgo with great fanfare. He couldn't help secretly complaining that this was unusual. He brought Zhang Facun and General Huang Ren with him originally to spy on the enemy's military situation, but in the end he found a wife to take him with him. What kind of behavior would it be to go back? However, when people are under someone else’s roof, their life and death are decided by others. What should they do now? The little eunuch saw an opportunity and found Zhang and Huang outside the tent. He said hurriedly:
"Brothers, we are facing a formidable enemy and our soldiers are fighting bloody battles. However, I am here at the wedding ceremony and getting married. If word gets out in the future that I am greedy for women and am not handsome, won't it mess up the morale of the army? Brothers. Please help me with an idea."
Zhang Facun said with a smile: "Brother, you are blessed with good luck and good luck. Let everything take its course. Why bother?"
"Zhang Facun, don't talk too much to me like that, or I'll chop your head off when you get home! I'm so anxious, and you still make fun of me?" the little eunuch said angrily.
Huang Ren interjected from the side: "Brother, Lao Zhang is right. Based on our current situation, I think you have to do this groom whether you do it or not."
Zhang Facun said: "If you don't become the bridegroom, they will kick us out immediately. Not to mention we won't have food tonight, and we won't have a place to stay today. Either you will be a guest, or you will be kicked out. It's your choice!"
The little eunuch said: "So, is this groom determined?"
Zhang and Huang said: "Actually, you already have an idea, and you still make fun of us."
"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense with you. Have you eaten?" The little eunuch was at a loss for words. He just wanted to eat for a while.
"You haven't even eaten, where are our bowls and chopsticks?" Zhang Facun teased.
In fact, before talking to Zhang Facun and Zhang Facun, the young eunuch had already made up his mind. He knew that now he would save himself. Who cares about his idea of recruiting a bride before the battle? Although he is the commander-in-chief of the armed forces, when facing danger, he first protects himself. Besides, Ginkgo Dunzhu is also a kind and caring person. She makes him jump with rabbits in his arms as soon as he meets her, for fear that he won't get the good girl who is hard to pick from a thousand miles. How can he? Why not? He already has eight beauties, and this is the ninth. Their sex is inseparable from ten, so what’s the point of one more? The young eunuch is not a person who values sex over friends. He himself has a lot of flesh and intestines, and of course he knows that Zhang Fa has both sexes. The person's stomach won't feel any lighter now? But right now, he doesn't have this ability. Isn't he also caring about his heart and making his stomach growl with hunger?
"Oh, why are you here, the groom? I'm looking for you everywhere!" It was Degel who spoke. He took several brothers with him, and without any explanation, he picked up the little eunuch and left.
The little eunuch said: "Derge, hurry up and get some food for my two brothers. They are starving!"
Degel looked back and said, "Zhou Gua, go get some meat and a jar of wine and send it over."
The little eunuch finally felt relieved
The bride was sitting alone on a huge camp bed. Because it was such a special occasion, she neither covered her head with red gauze nor put on new makeup. She was still wearing the same clothes she wore when they met yesterday. When the little eunuch came in, Ginkgo immediately stood up. He got up, walked over happily, put his arms around the groom’s neck, and said affectionately:
"Benefactor, when I saw you yesterday, I guessed that you would become my husband."
"Your guess is good. What if someone else killed Mo Huairen?" the young eunuch asked the bride with a smile.
"Where, where, where..." Ginkgo said three "where" in a row, but in the end she didn't say "what"
The little eunuch looked at the embarrassment of his newlywed wife and couldn't bear to embarrass this simple girl, so he came to the rescue and said:
"I was the one who killed him in the end, right?"
"Destiny is determined by fate, and destiny is determined by the thread. This is not true at all," Ginkgo said with a blushing face. "Whoever belongs to you belongs to whomever it is. The wind will not blow it away, the rain will not blow it away, and we will not be separated in the face of disaster!"
"If a deaf, mute, lame, old and ugly man killed Mo Huairen, would you marry him?" The little eunuch wanted to test the depth of the girl's palace.
"How could God be so cruel? Besides, are you deaf-mute or ugly?"
Ginkgo didn't answer directly, but cleverly worked around the situation and used God as a cover, turning defense into offense. The little eunuch's wives were all shrewd, eloquent, and eloquent. Let's see how he will respond in the future.
"Master, it's getting late, let's go to bed and rest!" The bride is not anxious, but distressed. The husband is tired, fighting and killing, it has been a torturous day.
"You call me benefactor now, and now you call me master. It's better to have a formal title," the little eunuch corrected.
"I only know that your name is Pan You'an and that you are a businessman. I don't know anything else. Do you think I can't call you Shopkeeper Pan?" Ginkgo girl said with a smile.
The little eunuch thought about it, thought for a moment, and then said: "This is simple, calling the benefactor too vulgar, calling the master too elegant. I am older than you, you will still call me brother from now on!"
Ginkgo smiled and said, "No! How can an elder brother marry his younger sister as his wife?"
The little eunuch looked at Ginkgo's rosy face, which was even more charming and lovely under the light of the light. He wanted to rush up and take a few bites to satisfy his craving. At this moment, his unsatisfactory stomach made a thunderous bowel sound.
"What's the noise?" Ginkgo asked
"Here" the little eunuch patted his belly
"Eating bad?" the bride was surprised
"Eating bad food? If I eat bad food, I will be lucky! I haven't eaten all day today, can it still ring?" The little eunuch frowned and said with a wry smile.
"These bastards!" Such a beautiful person can use such vulgar language, Ginkgo said, "I thought Dege and you were on the same side, who knew that was the case?"
"It's a journey all the way. If we meet by chance, we can't blame others," the little eunuch said lightly.
"No wonder you competed with him. That's what happened? This is the way to deal with such an unjust person." Ginkgo Bingxue was smart and suddenly realized.
The little eunuch wanted to speak, but Ginkgo stopped him: "Wait a minute, I'll have someone bring you food."
After saying that, Ginkgo whistled, and then two maids came in and asked the girl what her orders were.
"Quickly go to the dining room and get a bowl of finger meat, a big bowl."
The little eunuch ate a pot of meat and felt much better. He thought to himself: They all say that it is beautiful and delicious. It seems that this is wrong. The ancients are true. Only after food and clothing can you have sexual desire! Ginkgo looks very funny when he eats.
,explain:
"Why didn't you take a few bites at the banquet just now?"
"Those people only know how to drink wine for me. Who would think of my belly? Besides, you guys are pushing me around, how can I have time to eat?" the little eunuch wiped his mouth and said.
"Why do you look less and less like a businessman the more I look at you?" Ginkgo saw something wrong somewhere.
"Who do you think I look like?" the little eunuch deliberately teased
"You look like a scholar with your face, but there is murderous intent in your eyes," Ginxing'er said eloquently, "How can a businessman kill someone with just one knife? And that person has no grudge against you."
"This little elf!" The little eunuch couldn't help but admire his newlywed wife, secretly praising her thoughtfulness and reasonableness. Although he had many newlywed experiences, they were different every time. Only this time, the situation was different. What's even more special is that he was "tied" into the bridal house, and the bride was a lovely woman. It's not that he didn't know what to do on the wedding night, but he was too embarrassed to say it. He didn't know how to take off the bride's pants. ? People come here in a polite way, but he dare not go there violently. Seeing that it is already late, after today's eve, I don't know what day tomorrow will be? Those who lead soldiers in war often disregard life and death. How can they hide the selfishness of their children in their hearts? He has decided that today is the last night, and he cannot delay it any longer. He must try to return to his army early tomorrow morning. But the fairy peach in front of him has not yet been eaten into his mouth. He feels itchy in his heart, and he is a little bit resentful. After all, people have They are different from animals, unlike the horse that barked at the donkey and the little leader of the soldiers during the day. They made a deal at first sight and never met each other afterwards. Everyone is for their own needs. No one accepts anyone's favor and no one owes anyone. What
"Do you know who I am?" Although the matter has not been settled yet, the process still needs to be done, and what needs to be said must be said clearly first.
Just now, Ginkgo was eager to let her husband go to bed to rest, which was a rule that has existed since ancient times. After talking for a while, she suddenly felt that her husband was hiding a huge secret, and she couldn't bear not to ask clearly, so she said:
"How would I know if you didn't tell me?"
"I'm a high official! Madam, don't be afraid if I tell you what I say?" The little eunuch deliberately bluffed.
"Who are you fooling? I believe you say you are the son of that high official. At most, you are a yameni! Just like that Mo Huairen, if you marry a chicken, follow the chicken, if you marry a dog, follow the dog. Now I am yours. You are a robber, why should I be afraid of you?"
"You are not mine yet!" the little eunuch deliberately interrupted.
"How does one count as yours?" Ginkgo was puzzled and opened her bright eyes.
"go to bed……"
"Lang Jun, how are you?"
Taking advantage of this strength, the little eunuch pounced forward