Chapter 176: Liang Xiao bitterly resents the short horse and resists the enemy
Ginkgo Dunzhu pushed the little eunuch away with both hands and shouted:
"No, no!"
The little eunuch was startled and asked: "Why?"
Ginkgo said: "You haven't washed or rinsed for several days, and your body is dirty and smelly. How can you do this? Besides, you haven't made your words clear yet. I can't go to bed with you in a daze."
"I'm going to say that I'm a gangster, so you won't follow me?" The little eunuch felt very uncomfortable after being treated coldly.
"As the saying goes, if you marry an official and become a wife, if you marry a butcher and you become a big thief, I will follow you to become a thief or a petty thief!" Gingko, despite being a grassland girl, spoke unambiguously.
"You want to verify your identity!" The little eunuch couldn't help but smile awkwardly.
"I can't be your wife for nothing. I need to know what kind of person you are before going to bed?" Ginkgo said stubbornly.
"It's not that I didn't tell you, it's because I'm afraid you won't believe me if I tell you," the little eunuch said seriously.
"No matter what you say, I believe it. I am living with you forever, and we are not playing house. You can deceive me today, and can you deceive me forever?" The girl from the Yugu family opened her eyes wide and said.
"In that case, I'll just say it." The little eunuch smiled helplessly.
"Say, I'm listening!" Ginkgo returned to the look of an innocent girl.
The little eunuch briefly told his life story, and then said with a smile:
"Do you understand this? I already have eight wives, and now you are my ninth wife."
Ginkgo let out a long breath and exclaimed softly: "Oh my god, could it be a dream? How did God arrange for me? My husband turned out to be a tiger!"
"Regret it?" the little eunuch asked
"No, I never regret anything I do!" Ginkgo shook her head and nodded, "I want to be with you forever in this life."
"Are you afraid?" the little eunuch asked again.
"What are you afraid of?" Ginkgo floated to the little eunuch's side like a bird, and whispered shyly, "Mr. Sir, go and wash it quickly! Let's go to bed after washing it."
Ginkgo clapped her hands again and ordered the two maids to fetch hot water.
This is a temporary residence. Although Ginkgo is the deputy commander's direct sister, it is impossible to prepare everything. The bathtub is a large wooden basin and it is impossible for the little eunuch to submerge himself in the water. Ginkgo is always by his side. He also has
I didn't dare to take off my trousers, but the bride pulled them off easily and said:
"You just take a shower and you're dressed so neatly. Who are you afraid of? And you say you're someone who has married so many wives?"
The little eunuch was so embarrassed and his face was flushed. He quickly reached out to cover the ginkgo with both hands, grabbed the thing in his hand, and gently held it until he pulled the little eunuch to sit down in the big wooden basin, and then said with a smile:
"Why are you so evasive? Who hasn't seen you before?"
"Have you seen it? Where did you see it?" The little eunuch's blood pressure immediately rose, his unknown fire suddenly rose, and he opened his mouth wide in surprise and asked.
"You have never seen a human, but you have seen a donkey. My male donkey was so bad that he caused me a lot of trouble. Once, he even threw me off the donkey's back just to meet a female donkey."
Ginkgo didn't even look at the little eunuch and answered calmly.
The little eunuch was relieved and took a long breath. He already had so many women, but he was afraid that his women would also be taken advantage of by others. Once he went hunting for wild food outside, he was also worried that wild cats would steal the birds in his nest.
Men, they are all eating from a bowl and looking at the contents of the pot, and their hearts are full of shame.
There was no dawn rooster in the army, but the sun did not wait for the rooster to crow, and the white fish belly appeared in the east. On the silent grassland, there seemed to be thousands of horses galloping, and there was a faint thunder in the distance. The young eunuch shouted:
"Madam, if you keep dragging your feet, you won't have time anymore."
Of course, Miss Ginkgo knew why he said he didn't have time, but she didn't tell him. She smiled playfully and said in a roundabout way:
"Now that there are green mountains, how many sheep are still afraid of not being able to get into the pen without firewood? After today, there is still tomorrow. Since I am yours, starting from today, I will guard you every day, night and day.
I'll be with you all night, what are you worrying about?"
The little eunuch patiently explained: "It's true that you are mine, but it's also true that I am a member of the country. There are still a hundred thousand athletes over there waiting for me to return to the camp, but their commander is here fighting with others.
Flowers and candles in the bridal chamber, a happy marriage, how many times has this happened since ancient times?"
"I don't care how many times he does it! We are just human beings, and I am me. Who can care about so many things?" Little Ginkgo got excited again.
The little eunuch knew that he had made a mistake again. He was frustrated for a while. How could he bring the topic back to that point? He opened his mouth several times and finally plucked up the courage to say:
"Madam, take off your clothes quickly and let's go to bed and rest for a while. It's almost dawn."
The Ginkgo girl laughed and said angrily: "Glutty cat! If you want to rest, just rest. Why do you want me to take off my clothes?"
"Yes, yes, I am a greedy cat! How can I, how can I..." The little eunuch stuttered for a long time without saying the important words.
The red candle flickered, like a greedy cat peeking at its master killing fish, and the tent was filled with the scent of jasmine pollen. The little eunuch lay naked on the bed, squinting at Ginkgo as she took off her clothes piece by piece.
With a red face, long hair, firm chest, round shoulders, slender waist, and white body, in the end only a pair of shorts was left. The little eunuch turned over and grabbed the bride's breasts with both hands.
Shoulder, shake and say:
"Keren'er, you are such a darling! People say that beauty is a feast for the eyes, and you really are a beauty with a beauty that is a feast for the eyes!"
"No shame!" Gingxing'er grabbed a small piece of clothing with both hands to protect her chest, lowered her head with red cheeks and retorted, "It's not that big pot of mutton, I'm afraid you can't speak anymore, but you're still pretty and delicious.
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The little eunuch couldn't help but jumped up again, put his right hand around the girl's neck, and pulled down the obstructive trousers with his left hand. His long spear that had been standing among the thatch had been waiting impatiently.
It's easy to get used to it. After a little testing, you can go straight in.
Hearing only an "ouch" from Ginkgo Dunzhu, the bride frowned and said:
"Do officials care about women? I'm not someone else's wife. Why are you so cruel?"
The little eunuch gasped and muttered: "Madam, don't talk, just wait a moment."
After a while, Ginkgo seemed to have entered the role, catering to her husband's desire, stretching out her hands to caress the young eunuch's handsome face.
"Boom boom boom!" The wooden door was covered with sheepskin to protect it from wind and cold, so it made such a sound.
"Officer, there is someone knocking on the door!" Ginkgo reminded
"Don't worry about him, he will be fine soon!" The little eunuch was already fascinated by this, and there was nothing else.
"No, no, the door is not closed. They will come in if you don't answer!" After saying that, Ginkgo twisted her buttocks and pulled out from under the little eunuch.
"If he dares, I won't kill him..."
However, when the little eunuch was about to open the gate and release the water, before he could finish the word "kill", the embankment suddenly burst and the floods flooded, but his wife ran away. Unfortunately, most of his wine was thrown on the bed sheets.
Only a few vanguard troops arrived first and forced their way into the city. The young eunuch lay down on his back in frustration and cursed in an evil voice:
"Damn it, I'll look it up later and find this little bastard. Fifty lashes are considered light!"
"What's the matter?" Ginkgo put on her clothes and stood behind the door and asked softly.
"The commander-in-chief has an order, and the messengers are sent to the big tent to discuss matters quickly!" the messengers shouted outside the door.
"I know, I'll be there soon!" Ginkgo Daifu replied
"What kind of bullshit commander? My place is not even as good as a small school! And you treat me like a thief, bastard!" The little eunuch was still angry and complained alone in the quilt.
The new daughter-in-law Ginkgo comforted her husband with a smile and said: "Okay, okay, my General Pan, stop being such a arrogant person! Now you are serving food under someone else's spoon. The commander-in-chief is a god, but you can't scold him!"
"Actually, it would be nice to have just a moment..." The little eunuch was still worried about what happened just now.
"Go quickly, come back tonight!"
Seeing the young eunuch hurriedly entering the tent, Lei Xubin motioned for him to sit down in order. He congratulated him perfunctorily, then cut to the chase and said:
"General Pan, I just received news that Degel, Zhou Guaka, and Mai Zhou left without saying goodbye overnight and their whereabouts are unknown. What do you think of this?"
"He must have surrendered to the enemy. Please ask the commander to make preparations quickly." The little eunuch didn't even think about it and came to a conclusion based on his own judgment.
"The Pioneer Officer is just talking nonsense. Brothers are not related to each other for one day or two. How can there be such a scum among us?" Deputy Commander Tenzin refused to accept and glared at the young eunuch fiercely.
"Why did you leave without saying goodbye if you were going home? Why did you leave overnight if you weren't surrendering to the enemy?" the young eunuch retorted logically.
Tenzin was speechless and said: "This, this, maybe..."
Marshal Lei waved his hand and said: "Okay, stop arguing. I think what the pioneer officer said makes sense. Why don't we make preparations in advance, just in case?"
While they were discussing, suddenly a detective came to report: "Report to the commander, there are soldiers attacking, less than ten miles away from me!"
"How many men and horses?"
“About ten thousand”
Marshal Lei suddenly stood up and shouted loudly: "Give me the order to assemble the troops quickly and prepare to meet the enemy!"