Chapter 2 The Queen Mother Is Lonely and Wants a Male Pet
Eunuch Yang was ordered to summon the eunuchs. The Empress Dowager sent people to find Eunuch Yang and secretly told her:
"Lao Yang, this time you go and bring back something for the Ai family. The Ai family has not seen the real thing for many years. Get one to open the eyes of the Ai family. But don't be too old. If you are older, you will attract trouble.
It’s better if you’re younger, the Ai family will reimburse you whatever amount you spend, and you’ll be rewarded heavily when things are done. If you cause trouble, the Ai family will kill you, do you understand?”
When Eunuch Yang heard this, he thought to himself that the Empress Dowager, a half-year-old woman, wanted a young man with a handle to make him unaware. In that instant, Old Yang's three souls barely scared the seven souls. He clearly knew that this was the case.
What an act to destroy the nine tribes! But then I thought again, the Empress Dowager’s son is now in power, and the little bastard is only eleven or twelve years old, and it is not his mother who has the final say inside and outside the court. Eunuch Yang weighed the importance, and finally secretly
He thought: If this matter is handled beautifully, won't he become the empress dowager's darling and confidant in the future? Needless to say, the benefits will be huge! "Damn it," he said in his heart, "I will risk my life.
Just be a fucking pimp this time!" He immediately kowtowed and agreed:
"Please rest assured, Queen Mother, I will handle this matter properly!"
"Things must be kept confidential. Only you and I know. Don't let the third person know. Don't you dare to let anyone know?"
The old eunuch lay on the ground and kowtowed eight times in a row.
Eunuch Yang identified the boy named Pan Youan at a glance among the dozen eunuch candidates. This boy was smart and good-looking, especially his wife, whom he had peeked at several times. He was only in his teens.
The doll has almost caught up with half a grown-up. If we take more time and take good care of it, might we not be able to please the Empress Dowager?
In the cleansing room, the old eunuch deliberately arranged for Xiao Pan to be the last one in line. The executioner administered anesthesia. As soon as Xiao Pan passed out, Eunuch Yang gave instructions to the operating staff:
"Forget it, forget it, let's not do this. This is my nephew's only son. I didn't want to ask him to come. But my nephew insisted on letting the baby go to the palace to enjoy his blessings. I thought about it. Our Yang family can't end the family, so the baby won't go.
After Lao Yang finished speaking, he took out a large piece of silver ingot from his sleeve, threw it on the table, and said, "Everyone has worked hard all day, let's use it to sell bowls of wine!"
The people who performed the surgery were neither imperial doctors nor traveling doctors. They were an agency specially established by the royal family for the purpose of purification. It was called the "Anti-Pornography Department" externally and the "Jun'an Bureau" internally. Although it was a work unit directly under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Rites.
It is not far from the palace, and the errands they are doing are all top-notch and confidential projects, but it is absolutely impossible to enter the inner palace. These few heard what Eunuch Yang said and saw the money on the table, and they smiled happily.
Comfort says:
"Eunuch Yang, you are wise enough to become a eunuch only if you can have a living, you are a bastard!" After the words were spoken, he felt that he was scolding the monk in front of the bald man, so he hurriedly changed his words and said, "It's not like you, old man.
, the eunuch who has done this can be regarded as a first-class eunuch."
Eunuch Yang didn't want to get into any more trouble with this group of people, so he said impatiently: "Forget it, stop talking nonsense! Sign your names quickly, and find a place to drink after the formalities are cleared!"
The leader of the eunuchs quickly summoned everyone who had participated in the project to sign their names. One of them read out the list: "The first eunuch candidate is Wang Xiaowu, the second is Zhang Dandan, the third is xxx, and the fourth is Li Changjiang."
, fifth place Ma Sihai, sixth place Pan Youan, seventh place..."
Eunuch Yang took the opportunity to go out on business and took out the fake Pan You'an from the inner palace and replaced him with the real Pan You'an.
The Empress Dowager’s real name was Tong Biyu. She was said to have been widowed when she was thirty years old, but the actual number of years was much longer! A year after she and the late Emperor went to court to get married, the man slept with her on the grass for a while.
It’s no wonder that hundreds of women and one man can take care of them one by one, let alone humans. Among animals, the master of breeding is the ****. Give it three hundred old hens and see how many days it can last?
It's really strange. It was that single lingering moment that made Tong Biyu pregnant with the dragon seed and gave birth to a little emperor. In the end, whether Lao Wang died of exhaustion from the king's affairs or from the sexual intercourse, no one knows about this.
I didn't dare to pursue it, but in short, he died in his thirties. When the old king was alive, Tong Biyu was just a concubine. When her son became the emperor, she changed the uppers of her shoes into hat brims. The mother valued her son, and she was promoted from the earth to the sky.
for the empress dowager
Although his son is the emperor, he is still a big kid after all. There are ministers in the court who help his son do things, but in the harem, it is she, Tong Biyu, who has the final say. Tong Biyu sometimes thinks that it is worthwhile for a person to live like this.
She has eaten what she should eat, drank what she should drink, and what she wished for has been fulfilled. There is only one shortcoming, that is, she had no chance to marry a man when Lao Wang was alive, and she did not dare to openly marry a man after Lao Wang died.
During the day, she looked at the fake men coming and going, and at night she lay in bed and thought about it. Finally, she came up with a perfect plan: How about pretending to be real and making a fuss about the eunuch?
Eunuch Yang directly led Pan Youan to the Empress Dowager's bedroom. When Tong Biyu saw it, her eyebrows were dancing and her heart was filled with joy.
That night, the little eunuch got into the hot bed of the Queen Mother