Chapter 203: The King of the Huns became angry with the sky
The little eunuch suddenly felt that the darkness of the winter was unsatisfactory. He wanted to light a lamp and appreciate his newly married foreign wife. However, it was inconvenient to ask servants to wait on him for such a thing, so he had to get out of bed naked and go in the dark to find a lamp.
The lamp was on, and all his privacy was exposed. The little eunuch's thing was already surprisingly big, but when he stood up and walked under the house, he looked even more arrogant and majestic. He was shy and covered by his horns.
He smiled and said:
"Pan Lang, what do you want to do?"
"What are you doing? I want to have sex with you in the open. We are an honest couple now. We are not selling cats in our pockets. Why do we still hide and do it secretly?" The little eunuch made a mischievous face.
explain
"I haven't seen it during the day. Are you afraid that you made a mistake, or are you afraid that I am not a virgin?" Xue Lihong no longer had the shyness and restraint of a girl at this time. She was originally a very bold and informal woman.
"As for whether you are a virgin or not, that doesn't matter. I mainly want to show you a trick," the little eunuch explained. In fact, he didn't have much hope for whether his wife was a virgin. She is a foreigner!
Who cares about that? He didn't go to bed when he spoke, he was still standing on the floor.
"What kind of magic trick are you doing?" Xue Lihong was puzzled, and then urged, "Pan Lang, come up quickly, be careful of catching a cold."
"No way, my body is so hot that I'm sweating. Where can I catch a cold? The name of my trick is Three Steps to the Wedding Night. Don't you want to try it?"
"Just give it a try. Am I still afraid of you?" Xue Lihong heard someone say that all women in the Central Plains eat food to survive, so they don't develop well. In fact, she is a boudoir, so she doesn't.
I know exactly what size is the standard, I just heard it
"The first step is called Nantianmen holding the moon and blowing the flute." The little eunuch stood upright, with his head held high even in that matter.
"How to brag?" Xue Lihong asked with wide blue eyes.
"You come down, I'll go up"
"Langjun, I have no clothes on" Xue Lihong shouted
"That's great! If you put on clothes, you won't be able to sing the show," the little eunuch said with a disapproving smile.
Xue Lihong still hesitated, but was pulled out of the quilt by the little eunuch and pulled to the ground to stand. Immediately, a smooth and white body was displayed in front of the little eunuch: round shoulders, slender waist, plump breasts
, huge buttocks, tall and slender figure, two straight jade legs, not to mention the face, they are all the ones I have seen in the daytime. The little eunuch was so fascinated and stunned that he swallowed a gulp of saliva and jumped on it.
He turned around and knelt on the edge of the bed, stretched out his hand to pull Xue Lihong closer, and said:
"for you"
Xue Lihong's red lips almost met his thing. Before the little eunuch could say anything, Xue Lihong was already full of novelty, grasped it with both hands, and couldn't help but take the thing into her mouth. (Delete 20 words below)
, the little eunuch was itching unbearably. He was afraid that he would not be able to control it and the embankment would collapse in advance, so he hurriedly moved Xue Lihong's head away and said:
"Don't be impatient, madam, the fun is yet to come!"
"What else?" Xue Lihong smacked her lips and said
"It's just actions, it can't be explained clearly. If you don't believe me, just wait until I do it for you." After saying that, the little eunuch jumped off the ground, turned around Xue Lihong and pushed her down on the edge of the bed, raising her two legs high.
Jade legs, then (delete 50 words below)
Xue Lihonghua's face turned pale, and she shouted softly: "Lang Jun, you made my butt hurt so much! Did you make a mistake?"
The little eunuch Yin smiled and said: "What could be wrong? This step is called "Singing Flowers across the River", which is the best song for us Central Plains people."
Xue Lihong stopped her and said, "No, no, I can't bear it, Mr. Lang, so I won't sing this song anymore. Let's hear how you sing the last song!"
When the little eunuch saw this, he had no choice but to put Xue Lihong on the bed again and said: "The last step is called the dragon exploring the sea and the yaksha extracting the sperm."
Xue Lihong shouted: "Brother, I know what you mean, come quickly, I really can't wait any longer."
Just as the little eunuch put the dragon into the sea, he heard soldiers outside blowing the wake-up call.
Xue Lihong begged: "Lang Jun, this is enough. I have already experienced how powerful you are. How about we come again in the evening? You are the commander-in-chief of the three armies. Your sisters may be waiting at the door, and the army is waiting for you outside the camp."
Look at the training, what a bad influence it will have if word spreads about the two of us."
The little eunuch snorted and said: "Damn, no, I'm afraid there won't be this shop after passing this village. Today's business is today, we must finish our business."
After about half an hour, the little eunuch yelled regardless, and countless little eunuchs (80 words are deleted below), the little eunuch and Xue Lihong collapsed on the soft bed almost at the same time, leaning slightly, and they climbed up in unison.
He stood up and took a look at the bed sheet: there were several bright red peach blossoms burned on it. The little eunuch was moved. He picked up Xue Lihong's pretty face and kissed her affectionately for a few times. Then he said vowedly:
"Madam, if I, Pan You'an, do anything wrong to you in the future, I will die badly!"
Xue Lihong hurriedly stopped and said: "It is the unshirkable responsibility of a wife to guard this only barrier for her husband. What is there to make a fuss about? This has always been the case in ancient and modern times. It is the same principle at home and abroad. A husband does not need to make a fuss."
The little eunuch secretly marveled: This wife is not wrong. She is a foreigner who is thousands of miles away from the Central Plains. Not only is she proficient in Chinese, but she is also so familiar with the local customs. If it were not for his wife and she had experienced life and death rescues, he would still
I really thought she was a spy
The handover ceremony went very smoothly. The Nan soldiers sent the Hun king over, and the Fan army also returned the little eunuch's white dragon horse and spear. Breda held the little eunuch's hand before leaving, with red eyes.
, almost without shedding tears, he said from the bottom of his heart:
"Brother, your kindness has never been forgotten. You are waiting for the good news in the camp. I will go over and send my sister over for you to get married."
Breda can be regarded as a faithful person. As soon as he arrived at the palace, he immediately invited Tianshan Xue to the side room alone without saying anything and asked quietly:
"Belle, are you married?"
"Who to marry?"
"Marrying a Han, isn't this what you dream of?"
"Which Han man will you marry?"
"I made a sworn brother in the Han camp this time. You can marry him."
"I won't marry!"
"Why? You didn't say you wanted to marry a Han man, why did you change your mind midway?"
"I will not marry unless I am alone!"
"Which person?"
"That's the man I caught in the battle that day."
"Ahem, we have been talking for a long time and we are talking about the same person, so you agree?"
Breda didn't expect things to go so smoothly. Along the way, he also thought about his sister's stubborn temper. Once she disagreed with something, no one could try to open her mouth. On the contrary, it was just a matter of words. Now, he and Pan were at peace.
The eldest brother's agreement came true, and he also had an explanation. Seeing his sister nodding shyly and silently, the Hun king couldn't wait to say:
"Well, go and get ready. I will send you there to marry General Pan."
"Why are you in such a hurry? You have to give people some time to breathe, brother?" Tianshan Xue said with a smile.
Breda also smiled and said: "It's better to choose the day than to hit it. If you finish your life-long event one day earlier, I will put my heart into my heart one day earlier. You didn't see the bunch of shameful men in front of the palace, all of them are like wolves."
Like a tiger, they covet your sister's beauty for more than a day or two. If my brother hadn't been in front of me, wouldn't they have eaten you alive?"
Tianshan Xuexing's eyes widened and she said, "How dare you rebel against them!"
"Don't you dare? Are they afraid of you? Belle, go down and get ready while it's still early. It won't look good if it's too late." Breda compromised, saying that he had never been so coquettish in front of his sister.
Tianshan Xue couldn't hide her inner excitement and said cheerfully: "Brother, am I going?"
After finishing the matter, the Hun King returned to the main hall and discussed with all the civil and military ministers what happened to him in the Southern Army camp after he was captured.
Among the generals, there were some who were supportive and some who were opposed, and there was a lot of discussion and they couldn't agree on one thing.
The Hun King waved his hand and said: "Don't discuss this matter any more. The lonely king has actually known it for a long time. Don't tell anyone if you see through it. You will slowly know what the consequences will be in the future."
After hearing what King Shanyu said, all the kings, nobles, civil servants and generals stopped talking.
Breda looked around and saw no one, so she asked casually:
"Why doesn't Yekaterina, the special envoy of the Mobeisha Kingdom, come to the house to discuss matters?"
"Your Majesty, you really don't know?" someone asked in a low voice.
"What do I know?" Breda wondered.
"Ekamova killed a dozen jailers that night, robbed the commander-in-chief of the Southern Army, opened the city gate, and hurried away."
The Hun King couldn't help but scream when he heard this, blood spurted out from his mouth like arrows, and he fainted on the dragon chair.
All the civil and military officials rushed forward to rescue them. They pinched people, patted their backs, rubbed their stomachs, and even gave timely artificial respiration. When the Mongolian doctor arrived, the Hun King had already woken up.
Breda looked up at the sky, anxiously looking for Han Chinese who knew how to read and write in the city. Unexpectedly, he found an old scholar from Zhongzhou who had come to Zhongzhou to visit his relatives but was living here teaching. According to the instruction of King Shan Yu, he quickly came to
I revised a letter and wrote this:
General Pan Youan, the commander-in-chief of the Confederate Army, said:
The special envoy of the Mobei Sha Kingdom, Miss Katerina Ye, is my younger brother’s unmarried concubine. She once promised me that the end of the war would be our wedding day. Now the two armies have stopped fighting, and the commander has sworn sworn vows and we are married.
Qin and Jin are kind to each other. Ye must keep his promise. Ye saved the general. It is over. I will never hold him accountable. I hope that my brother will return this girl to him as soon as possible after receiving the letter. At the same time, to show his sincerity,
The younger brother also immediately sent his younger sister Hulunbei to marry him.
(Also: no later than tonight) Brother: Zuo Xian Wang Dashan paid his respects to Breda again and presented it