Chapter 204 The little eunuch gave up his life, money, and wife
The tone of the letter written by the King of the Huns seemed to be very polite and sincere, but there was no doubt that it was the final decision on where to go, whether to fight or not to fight, all in one sentence. The little eunuch handed the letter to Hu San immediately.
In his hand, he knew that among his many brothers, Hu San was the most insightful person. He had to listen to his opinion on this matter first.
As mentioned in the previous article, Hu San is a good and bad person. Putting aside his loyalty to the young eunuch, he teases people in every possible way, including his eldest brother. After Hu San saw it, Wei Wei
Yixiao said:
"Brother, it's just for a woman, so why bother?"
"That's nice to say. Why don't you give your fat beauty to others?" the little eunuch teased him.
"No one wants it. If someone wants it, do you want me to give in?" Hu San stretched his neck and stared with a serious look, even a ghost would believe it.
"Brother, stop joking. Seriously, what do you think we should do?" the little eunuch said helplessly.
"Who is not serious? I want your wife, but you want me to talk. Aren't you making fun of me? In the future, if my foreign sister-in-law finds out about this, she won't eat me!" Hu San still had the same expression as before,
But he told the truth
The little eunuch thought about it and it was right. It would be the same for anyone. It was really hard for Hu San to express his position on this matter. After thinking for a moment, the little eunuch said again:
"Brother, to be fair, I will never push Xue Lihong out. My wife is worth more than my life, so how can I let anyone do it casually? But the question is how to explain it to Breda?"
"The only option is to fight!" Hu San sighed.
"But fighting this war for a woman may cost the lives of hundreds of thousands of people!" The little eunuch was also in a dilemma.
"Yeah, I think so too. Who doesn't think so? The key is that someone needs to tie the bell to untie it. If you two parties don't talk, who dares to say anything about this?" Hu San spread his hands, looking helpless.
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"But, but, how can I bear to give up my wife? Don't say I have eleven wives, even if I have a hundred, I won't give one away!" The little eunuch did not dare to speak loudly for fear of
Ask the generals to hear him, and bend down in his ears to whisper to Hu San.
In order to avoid suspicion, all the generals turned their faces away.
Hu San enlightened and said: "Brida is more generous than you in this regard. She even took the initiative to send her girl to marry you!"
"A girl is not as good as a wife. If I had a girl, I would give it to him. She will get married sooner or later anyway." The young eunuch did not agree with Hu San's view.
Hu San smiled, then revealed the truth and said: "Brother, to tell you the truth, let me tell you the truth. That Breda didn't tell you the truth at all. His sworn relationship with you was all a lie. He
Marrying your girl to you is also to serve his conspiracy. He plays this trick called the "laid-up strategy"
"The strategy of slacking off soldiers, what is the strategy of slacking off soldiers?" Although the little eunuch has read a few military books, he doesn't understand what "the strategy of slacking off soldiers" is. This is the first time he has heard this new term.
"This is not simple. It just numbs your spirit and relaxes your fighting spirit. One day when you think your merits are complete and the soldier returns to the court, he will give you a hard poke in the back. Do you think this move is serious?
Cruel?" Hu San said calmly.
"How tall! How did you see that, brother?" the little eunuch couldn't help but admire him.
"I saw it from Breda's eyes. People who lie always look at people with uncertain eyes. Although Breda is an experienced liar, he is not a master of lying. If he can deceive others with his little skills, how can he deceive me?
?" Hu San said with some words to show off himself.
"What should I do if he insists on Xue Lihong this time? Didn't he let him seize the excuse and say that I robbed his wife?" The little eunuch was still worried about this matter.
"Simple" Hu San said
"How easy?"
"One word"
"Which word?"
"lazy!"
The little eunuch suddenly realized it and suddenly woke up and said: "Oh, brother, you are almost catching up with Zhuge Liang back then."
"Zhuge Liang has Zhuge Liang's destiny. In that era, I was also Zhuge Liang, even better than him. Brother, do you think I am bragging?" Hu San said with a shameless smile.
"No, no, I have never said anything bragging about my brother." The little eunuch was already deeply impressed by this Magistrate Hu.
"Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo seven times. I will capture Breda seven times, and I will destroy all his family assets so that he will never be able to stand up. Finally, I will ask him to obediently send his sister to marry his eldest brother." Hu
It’s safe to say that you have three things in mind
The young eunuch was overjoyed and said: "It's all for the sake of brothers, write it quickly!"
"What to write?" Hu San pretended to be confused again.
"Write a reply to King Fan!"
"I really forgot about this. Bring me a pen and paper."
"I personally grind ink for my brother." The young eunuch asked someone to bring him an inkstone, paper and pen.
Hu San finished it with a wave of his hand and wrote in the book:
"It's okay if my brother doesn't want to marry his sister. Why did he make up a story about a foreign girl to deceive me? I have never seen such a woman in the army. Where do you want me to find it? If you really want to marry me, a girl from the Han family
, This is not difficult, I will choose a stunning princess for you after I return to the court."
After reading the letter, Breda was furious and roared like thunder: "When we meet in the battle tomorrow, I will definitely capture this unfaithful little eunuch alive!"
As Hu San expected, Breda could not change his ways just because the little eunuch let him go once. Lies by reckless people often have unexpected effects. It was in this regard that the little eunuch was confused. He thought that as the overlord of a party,
How much wealth can a person who makes a bet with a scribe say he has in his stomach?
The so-called authorities are confused and bystanders are clear. Hu San has always kept a clear head on this. He asserted that Breda would not give in easily, let alone dismiss the army and give up the title of king just because the eunuch survived, unless he was a real fool! But Hu ordered
What I admire very much is that the fan king's illusion was so realistic. In order to implement his conspiracy, he sacrificed his own sister. However, Breda was Breda after all, and in the end it was because of a woman that he was allowed to die.
He got furious and revealed his true form in a rage. If it hadn't been for Xue Lihong, the army would have suffered a big loss! Before the expedition, Hu San secretly made a secret arrangement with Cao Huazhi. If this was the case, then he would anger this arrogant man again.
King of the Huns, let him make his mind faint, smoke from his seven orifices, and fire from his five organs, this good show will be even more interesting.
That's when the two armies of the Japanese army lined up. Breda took two steps forward on his horse, cupped his hands in a critical manner, and shouted loudly: "Marshal Pan invites you!"
The young eunuch also rode forward, returned the salute, and said: "The Great Chanyu invites you!"
"Brother, for the sake of a woman, he will not hesitate to let the war continue to spread. Is it a good deal?" the Hun King said coldly.
"You make things up out of thin air when they don't exist. Where can I create a foreign woman for you?" the little eunuch retorted.
"Let me ask you, who saved you from escaping from my prison?"
"Of course there are people!"
"who?"
"can not say!"
"Why?"
"Some people sacrificed pigs and sheep, but others who did not sacrifice people saved me. Instead, I sold them to others, making the world laugh at me and call me an unjust person. I will not do such a thing." The little eunuch is an expert in lying.
"What a sharp-tongued and eloquent Pan You'an! If you don't say it, it doesn't mean there is no one. If you don't say it, it shows that you have a guilty conscience. To tell you the truth, you brought Katemova to me yesterday and I still appreciate your kindness.
, I don’t even want the free gift today!” Breda roared.
"Why is this?" The little eunuch deliberately pretended to be confused.
"Hey, Pan You'an is a lecherous evil spirit who is famous all over the world. As a eunuch, he married ten wives. Katemova is also a stunning beauty. How can you let her go?" cried the King of the Huns.
"Well said!" the little eunuch said with a cold smile, "It is only natural for you to accept ninety-nine concubines, but if I ask for ten wives, I will become a pervert? As you said, that Katemova is in my camp
The Chinese girl was fucked by me in one night, so let me ask you, how many days did this girl stay in your house, and how many times did you fuck her?"
King Fan was speechless, and after a while he said: "It's not my problem, it's her. She prevaricated me, saying she didn't marry me until the war was over."
"Is the war over now?"
"This, this..."
"People are prevaricating you, which means they don't like you. Do you think that if you become the king, all the beauties in the world will belong to you? The world belongs to everyone in the world, and beauties belong to everyone in the world. If you want to monopolize it all for yourself, you are delusional.
There is no door!" The little eunuch spoke righteously and pressed forward step by step.
Breda regretted that he should not have quarreled with the little eunuch. Although he was not mute, speaking Chinese was not his strong point. The little eunuch did not understand what he was saying. When he was hesitating, he suddenly saw a female general rushing out of the South Army formation.
King Fan, whose appearance resembled that of the foreign girl Katemova, was about to speak. Unexpectedly, the female general was quick with her horse and hands. When she came close, she quickly raised a rope, and without any explanation, she covered Breda's head and lowered it.
When the southern army saw that the female general had succeeded, the golden drums suddenly sounded, and a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers shouted loudly, and came like a flood. Because the southern army had lost its commander, and had no intention of fighting, it retreated in a hurry, and returned to the city a little bit, losing nearly 20,000 soldiers.