Chapter 205: Hu Rugui Captures the Hun King Six Times
Hu San still used the old method of treating Breda. He was not as kind and hospitable as the little eunuch. Prisoners of war were prisoners of war and friends were friends. They had to be clear about each other. Unlike Marshal Pan, who did not distinguish between friends and foes, they entertained each other with food and wine.
He was a brother-in-law and all he needed was to find a woman to sleep with. The Hun King was starved for three days and no one paid him any attention.
On the fourth day, Hu San went (he was afraid that the Hun King would be really hungry and would have trouble explaining things). When Breda saw the visitor, he hurriedly turned over and got up. He took a closer look and saw that it was Hu San, whom he had seen before.
, without worrying about it, he said with a smile on his face:
"Brother, why have you forgotten me? No one has come to see me these days. Where is my elder brother?"
"Ah, the Marshal has something to do with the Marshal, Old Bu, what are you doing? Are you going back? Do you want to stay here for a few more days?" Hu San sat on a chair brought by the jailer and said expressionlessly.
"Of course, if nothing happens, I will go back if I can. It will only cause you trouble here." Breda swallowed and said.
"The trouble is, did the person who captured you see clearly that day?" Hu San still had the same look on his face.
"Look, look, oh, I didn't see clearly," Breda said hesitantly.
"If you didn't see clearly, let me tell you clearly. The person who took you is the Katemova you are looking for, a foreign woman named Xue Lihong."
"is her?"
"You do not believe?"
"I believe it, I believe it. In fact, I vaguely looked like her that day."
"Now you understand? That woman doesn't love you, why would she capture you if she does?"
"Who does she love?"
"She loves you big brother"
"Everything has to come first, and brother can't take away people's love, right?"
"If we talk about precedence, then you will be at a disadvantage when Katemova slept with our commander when we were fighting in the ditch."
The Xiongnu was surprised at first, and then suddenly realized: "You are so good at things. I understand. No wonder that foreigner is lukewarm towards me. It turns out that she already has a sweetheart?"
"Okay, I've finished what I said and made it clear. You can go back." Hu San stood up from the stool and said
"Thank you General Hu for your life." Breda also stood up and said respectfully.
"Come on, I let you go secretly because I thought we had met once and drank at the same table. If the commander finds out, it will be trouble again." Hu San's lies are as if they are true.
"Where is your commander?"
"He said he was going to starve you to death!"
"This guy values sex over friends and doesn't care about old friends. One day I will catch him and do the same thing!" Breda said bitterly.
"Hurry up and go out through the back door. Your horses and weapons are at the back door. If there is anything wrong, please forgive me."
After Breda said, "If General Hu does not repay his great kindness, he will not be a human being." He whipped his horse and ran away to the Southern Dynasty. He favored people over people and starved them for three days. Marco did not suffer at all.
After the King of the Huns returned to camp, he first had a hearty meal, without even washing his face, and then fell asleep. When it was dark, Breda got up and ordered the troops to assemble. No one, including the kings, generals and counselors, knew that King Fan was the king.
What is the purpose Breda said:
"We will rob the camp tonight, catch him off guard, and capture the little eunuch alive tonight!"
"When Chan Yu** comes back, he has suffered too much physical damage, so it's better to live another day," someone tried to dissuade him.
"You know what a bird is! I suffered a lot from him for three days. He never expected that I would go to rob the camp today. This is called surprise, and the enemy never tires of deceit."
It was the ugly night, and the man had his title, and the horse plucked the bell. Unknown to ghosts or people, he quietly entered the vicinity of the little eunuch's camp and ordered the army to attack from the front. He only led a few men and horses to sneak in through the back door. Since he had been here twice.
Once, he was very familiar with the road. When he saw that he was approaching the little eunuch's tent, he saw a vague figure, like a man and a woman, making out there. Breda was overjoyed and concluded that there must be the little eunuch and the man named Katje in the tent.
There is no doubt that Mowa's two bastard men and women will catch him this time. How long will it take if he doesn't take revenge? Breda stepped forward on horseback. Before he could take three steps, there was only a "plop" sound, and Breda, including his men and his horse,
Fall into a pit
The two people in the tent heard the sound and came out. It was the young eunuch and his foreign wife. The young eunuch pointed at the black masonry trap, danced and shouted:
"Come on, someone, I hear something wrong with the sound. A big wild boar may have fallen into the pit!"
The Huns soldiers stabbed several sentries "to death" with their knives, but it turned out to be scarecrows. Only then did the soldiers realize that they had fallen into the trap. When they turned around and were about to retreat, suddenly torches flashed, as bright as day, and the southern soldiers came from all directions to kill the Huns soldiers.
There was a huge chaos, and it was difficult to tell the beginning and the end. They were intercepted by the young eunuch's men. They only fought until dawn before a few men escaped and escaped back to the Fan army. This robbery not only killed more than 10,000 men, but in the end even King Shanyu didn't know what was going on.
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The young eunuch asked Hu San, "Brother, how did you know that the soldiers were coming to rob the camp tonight?"
Hu San smiled slightly and said: "Brida has become a loser. The mentality of a gambler is to be eager to get back his old money. If he doesn't rob the camp tonight, Fan Wang will not be able to sleep at night."
"Know yourself and the enemy, and you can fight a hundred battles without danger. The third brother knows the enemy like a god. If Sun, Wu would not necessarily have such courage in his lifetime?"
Hu San went to the prison to visit the prisoner under false pretenses. When he saw King Fan, he asked him for water. Hu San said:
"Don't panic, don't panic. Your Majesty, you'd better go back to the house and drink slowly!"
"You still dare to let me go?" Breda knew that she would definitely die this time.
"Last time, because I let you go privately, I almost didn't let the commander cut off my head. Fortunately, I improvised and worked around the situation, so he let me go," Hu San lied.
"What did you say?" Breda felt grateful but looked guilty.
"I said you, Da Dan, are a good person, loyal and righteous. Let him go this time. He knows he will repay his kindness, and he will definitely not rebel again. Who knew you..." Hu San pretended to sigh.
"It's all my fault, causing General Hu to be wronged," Breda said with shame, and then added, "If the general doesn't give up, will we become sworn sworn friends?"
"What do you need those forms for? It's like you and our commander kowtowed and swore an oath, but in the end, you didn't stand up to the bullshit and fell out because of a woman. I am a person who likes to be pragmatic in my words and actions. To tell you the truth.
"My help is not in vain, I also want to ask for your help, Your Majesty?" Hu San secretly glanced at Breda with the corner of his eyes.
"If you have anything to say, just say it. Is it necessary for us brothers to be so polite?" Breda said very boldly.
"I want to get a job in your house. I wonder if there is any vacancy in your house?" Hu San asked cautiously.
"What's that? I thought it was such a big deal? Tell me, what kind of official do you want to be? It doesn't matter whether there is a vacancy or not. At worst, I will remove that person from his position and let you take over.
Is my brother a good friend?" Breda said, patting her chest.
"I want to be a deputy chanyu, but I don't know if that's possible?" Hu San asked for a price, and the lion said loudly.
"This, this..." The Hun King looked troubled and said, "It's not because of my General Bo's face. Our ancestors in the palace have already stipulated that no one can be crowned king unless he is the emperor. Besides, you are still a Han..."
"The prince is really in trouble, forget it. I'm just talking. The toad wants to eat swan meat. Whether it can eat it or not is another matter. Think about it, it's okay after all?" Hu San looked like a slave.
"In this case, I appoint you as the prime minister? No, no, the official position of the prime minister is too big. You are new here. I am afraid that it will be difficult to convince the public. I will let you be a general first. What about General Hu? This official is already not a small one."
Radar kept mumbling for a long time before he agreed.
"How big of an official is Pingzhang?" Hu Sanxiao asked.
"It's equivalent to your Shang in the Southern Dynasty! I forgot to ask my brother, what is your official title there?" King Shanyu asked Hu San
"The leader in charge of Dali Temple," Hu San replied disdainfully.
"Dali Temple and Xiaoli Temple are not just temples. You have been doing this for a long time and you are just a monk. It is boring and boring. What's the point of working as a bald donkey? You have to eat fast and chant sutras. You don't dare to meet women. Why don't you work under me and become a regular member?"
If you have food, drink, and women, that's all you can do for the rest of your life?" Breda didn't even know what the Dali Temple was for.
"Let's settle this matter first. It can't be smaller than Pingzhang, otherwise it will be too much of a disadvantage and I won't do it!" Hu San warned.
"Brother is a happy person, brother, I am also unambiguous, the matter is settled like this, from now on it is up to you," Breda said before leaving the house.
After returning to the city, the Hun King managed to survive the night. The next day he went out to scold the young eunuch for not showing up, and Hu San spoke instead. Breda said:
"Brother, you have been kind to me. If we don't fight, you can call a capable person to come out and meet me." Breda put the gun on the saddle bridge, held the riding crop in his hand and gave Hu San a salute.
Hu San was a little embarrassed and said: "Your Majesty, except for my marshal who can show off a few times, the rest of the camp are all female generals."
"Female generals are fine, but good men never bully women. I'll let them go one step at a time, two against me! But we've agreed in advance that no ropes are allowed," Breda said magnanimously.
Hu San waved back, Cao Huazhi, and Yin Tianxue came out in response. The prince was dumbfounded when he saw it, my God, isn't this a fairy from the sky descending to earth? If you want to catch one and put him to sleep for a night, it is better than his ninety-nine bitches.
As soon as he made his move, King Shan Yu knew that the situation was not good. The two female generals were not only as beautiful as immortals, but also had surprisingly sophisticated martial arts skills. One of them was not sure he would win, and the other two made him look ugly. The two sides fought for fifty rounds.
By that time, Breda was already sweating profusely, and she was moaning and screaming that someone from the army wanted to help. The two female generals winked at each other, shouted, pushed away Breda's spear, and each grabbed an arm and held it hard.
The Hun King pulled him over from his horse
The Confederate army's formations were filled with golden drums and golden drums, and a large group of men and horses covered them up. The soldiers retreated hastily, leaving behind countless corpses, weapons, horses, etc.
This happened over and over again, and it turned out that King Fan had been captured six times. King Zuo Xian was in trouble. There were still a few sane people in Fan's camp. One of the counselors advised:
"Your Majesty, this trick of the Han people is called the method of driving the donkey in the road."
Breda was puzzled and asked with a sharp look: "What is the method of driving donkeys in the road?"
"Think about it!" the counselor said, "The donkey is pulling a heavy stone grinder, its eyes are still covered, and there is a man watching the excitement standing next to it. With a slight wave of the whip, the donkey runs forward as hard as possible. You think it is the human in the end.
To death from exhaustion or from exhaustion?"
The King of the Huns thought about the same idea, and then he realized that he had fallen in love with Hu San. Breda asked the counselor how big an official was in charge of Dali Temple. The counselor was not very sure, so he asked the failed official who wrote the document in front of him.
The son-in-law said: The person in charge of Dali Temple is called Dali Temple Zhengqing, the biggest judge in the country, and he will be the prime minister! At this time, Breda knew that he had fallen into Hu San's trap. He thought about it carefully, but he didn't hate it.
The young eunuch hated Hu San, so he decided to cheat again. Anyway, if the Han people didn't kill him, they would be hungry for a few more days at most. If Hu San came to lobby again, he would show his power and strangle this stinking scholar to death.
With this bad breath in his chest, let him chatter and make irresponsible remarks again?