"Oh, Brother Niu is so famous that it's you!" After saying this, the little eunuch stood up from his seat and strode over.
Niu Er's shock was nothing trivial. It was as if he had just stepped out of the snow and suddenly entered the bathing pond. The weather was suddenly hot and cold. If it weren't for the hot ears and heartbeat, he would have thought he was dreaming. Niu Er's heart changed from panic to full of suspicion, and he asked in a low voice
:
"Who are you?"
"I'm their leader? Why, brother, don't you see?" the little eunuch asked with a cynical smile.
Niu Er dares to say that he doesn't believe it? He can't figure it out no matter what, a dignified military marshal can actually be worthy of his little street gangster brother. Could it be that the wind and water have changed and good luck has come to my house today? Just now he wanted to slap him in the face.
The fat man pretended to be a hero for a time, but now he fell to the ground again, crying and shouting in a trembling voice:
"Big brother, forgive the little brother once, but you won't dare to do it again next time!"
Niu Er had no choice but to climb along the pole. He just said that he didn't dare. As for what he meant specifically, he couldn't explain it himself.
"What are you afraid of?" the little eunuch said generously as he untied the rope from Niu Er, "Since you and I are brothers, my wife is your sister-in-law, brother-in-law and sister-in-law. What's wrong with boiling water and bread and dumplings?
Is it easy to talk about? Come on, Chers, come quickly and meet your brother-in-law."
Although Yin Tianxue and the others were reluctant, they couldn't keep their husband's face. Besides, they also knew that this was his way of doing things. No matter what he did, he was different. I wonder what kind of medicine he was selling in the jar this time? I took it first.
He spoke again, and several people came closer, said hello, and said with a smile:
"Thank you for your hard work, uncle!"
Niu Er's eyes were stunned again. If he was surprised just now, he was shocked now. He couldn't help but wonder: No wonder there are such good-looking women in the world. After doing this for a long time, they turned out to be harassing the handsome man's wife.
Ah! Something really weird happened. Instead of killing me, he set up a relationship with me and became friends. It seems that Niu Er’s brand has been established. It’s so scary that even ghosts are afraid of people. I haven’t seen the important officials in the court.
Let Niu Er take it easy! Niu Er was about to kneel down and kowtow again, but the little eunuch grabbed him and said:
"My brothers don't have to be so polite." After saying that, he ordered, "Serve the wine and food. I want to have a good drink with Brother Niu!"
Before he finished speaking, four or five big men suddenly came up to add fuel to the fire. Niu Wu, who was holding the guillotine, couldn't help but break into a cold sweat again. His heart felt cold. He thought to himself that people's hearts are really unpredictable. It turns out that it is sweet first and then bitter. Isn't this right?
The guillotine was lifted, the small oil pan was boiled, and his life should be over in an instant.
Then a few more chefs came over, cutting meat with a guillotine, frying meatballs in a pan, and in no time, a sumptuous dinner was put together.
Niu Er was happy: Just now, a dog bit Lu Dongbin. He doesn’t know the kindness of people’s hearts. He treats guests with good intentions, and yet we say bad things about them. Are we human?
While the little eunuch and Niu Er are drinking here, let's take some time to talk about Hu Fenxian.
After the young eunuch and Hu Fenxian got married, they led their troops back to the court. At this time, Hu Yuanwai was very proud and complacent. He had a millionaire's net worth, and he had to ride a dragon to get a son-in-law. This life was enough! From then on, he closed his doors and never stopped.
If you don't start a business, you can just keep this family business and live peacefully. The human heart is a bottomless pit, how much is enough? The copper in Mr. Hu's pocket can feed and drink for four or five generations of him, what else? Mr. Hu
Strict orders are given to family members: they are not allowed to advertise to others that they are relatives of the emperor, they are not allowed to be arrogant when they are alive, they are not allowed to look down on their neighbors, they treat everyone equally and kindly, and they are not allowed to bully the weak.
He supported filial sons and grandchildren, set up several volunteer schools, and provided free education for poor children during disaster years. He also opened porridge shacks to help victims fleeing famines, and occasionally went to mountain temples to offer incense, donate money to repair temples, etc.
In the early morning of this day, Lao Hu and his wife had a night of drinking and did some things that were not embarrassing. He had not yet recovered and was about to take the opportunity to sleep in. Suddenly he heard the doorman report: There was a dead body at the door.
When Lao Hu heard this, he was thunderstruck. His life was at stake. Who died in front of his house? Don't stir up trouble and attract unnecessary lawsuits. Lao Hu hurriedly got dressed and went out to see.
There were many onlookers gathered outside the gate. In addition to his family, there were also many neighbors. Some people were arguing that it was better to go to the police. Some people were shouting to ask a doctor to see if he could be saved. It was bustling with people. He was so happy that Old Hu pushed aside the crowd.
, I saw a strong man, who seemed to be practicing martial arts, with a sword hanging across his waist. He was lying on his back on the ground with his legs spread out, his eyes were closed, his face was like yellow paper, and he was motionless.
However, there was still some white secretion leaking out of his mouth. Mr. Hu boldly tried it with the back of his hand close to his nostrils, and found that there was still a trace of breath. He hurriedly turned around and shouted to his family:
"This man still has some breath. Whether he's dead or alive, save him first. The first thing is to come here and carry him home to rest. Juan sent people quickly to ask the doctor to come and treat him!"
The strong man miraculously came back to life. He didn't say anything at first, and he didn't even know how to thank his employer. It seemed as if Lao Hu's family deserved to save him. Apart from eating and sleeping every day, he would go to the backyard to practice swordsmanship and martial arts.
After about half a year of weather like this, he suddenly spoke. He said his name was Takahashi Shoji. He lived in Japan, Japan, and later came to Guangdong for business. This time, there was a strong wind at sea, and the boat capsized and everyone died. He swam ashore alone.
, with an empty stomach and a combination of illnesses, he unfortunately passed out at the door of Hu Yuanwai’s house.
Takahashi said that he wanted to marry Miss Hu Fenxian. He would take Miss Hu Fenxian back to Japan, and he would definitely send her the betrothal gift the next year.
Hu Lao'er was dissatisfied and said to himself that this person was too unreasonable. Not to mention the life-saving grace, he also wanted to plot against his daughter. Then he thought that the Japanese country was a barbaric land with many unruly manners.
This person didn't explain anything he was talking about, he just said straightforwardly:
"Your life has been saved and your body has recovered. I will give you ten taels of silver for travel expenses. Please leave my house immediately."
After Old Hu said this, he immediately ordered Takahashi to be driven out of the house.
That night, a servant reported urgently: The young lady is missing!
Is this okay? The young lady is not only his daughter, but also the wife of the Imperial Envoy, the Commander-in-Chief of the Imperial Envoy, and the first-grade imperial conferred wife. If the son-in-law comes to visit one day and asks where his wife is, how will he explain it to her?
Lao Hu did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly ordered the whole family to search everywhere, and reported to the General Military Office, Yamen and other officials at all levels who knew whose wife Miss Hu was, and who dared not to work hard. However, seven or eight days passed, and there was no trace.
In desperation, Hu Yuanwai decided to go to Beijing to talk to his son-in-law and let him think of a solution.
The capital city is so big that Lao Hu could not imagine. Even though he has money, money is of no use here. He found the palace, but he couldn't get in. Not only was he not allowed in, he couldn't stay for a while longer. He begged to guard the palace.
the samurai said:
"Master Bing, Ni Monkey Ni Monkey (hello), I'm looking for Pan You'an, Imperial Envoy Pan, Master Pan. I'm his relative. I have something important to tell you." He spoke in Cantonese and Northern dialect.
The warrior was disdainful and said: "Bah, look at your sour look. Eunuch Pan was also found by someone like you? Go, go, I'll arrest you if you keep nagging!"
Pan You'an could not be found in front of Lao Hu's palace, so he just waited in front of the Wu Chao Palace. Sooner or later, he would come to court. Are you afraid that he would not pass by? As soon as his sedan chair arrived, he would lie on the ground and cry out that he was wronged. No matter how powerful his son-in-law was,
, can you still deny your father-in-law?
However, after waiting for a few days, he never saw his son-in-law's sedan coming. Lao Hu was completely at a loss. He decided to find an official to complain to him the next day. He was his son-in-law's boss or colleague, so he shouldn't ignore his affairs!
Old Hutou stopped the sedan chair to complain, and he was indeed allowed to stop a large sedan chair. The owner of the sedan chair was none other than Wang Shugui, the prime minister of the current dynasty. Wang Xiang originally wanted to have this ignorant old thing beaten up, but suddenly he heard Pan You'an
How to wait for love? The three characters "Pan You'an" that the Prime Minister has been most interested in these years are not interfered by the owner of these three characters. He is afraid that he will ascend the dragon throne, ride in a dragon chariot, and ride north to the south mountain to shout long live and amnesty to the world. It has been some years. The old fox has no fight after all.
A little fox, a wily one is not as smart as a small one. Damn it, the sun has set in the west and the world has turned around
Mr. Hu read:
"Old man, get up quickly. How about you go stay at the nearby hotel first, and then I can settle the lawsuit between you and Pan You'an after I go to court?"
Before Old Hu could reply, he was picked up by several wolf-like guards and thrown out of the wall. It took a long time before Old Hu came back to his senses and shouted at the sedan:
"Master Qingtian, I'm here to find my wife, not to file a lawsuit with my son-in-law!"
However, the sedan chair was already far away, with the gongs and people's voices noisy. How could Old Prime Minister Wang hear his thin and awkward Cantonese in the sedan chair? Someone who knew the inside story quietly told him that the person who just spoke to him was the then Prime Minister Wang.