Cut the dog's head into meat and fry it in a pan. Sprinkle some chili powder, cumin, pepper powder, salt and other unknown seasonings on the fished out meat, and then serve it on a large plate.
The little eunuch was not polite and sat on the floor with Niu Er. No one else, including Mr. Hu Sanhu, was allowed to sit. Even the four ladies could only stand from a distance and watch the two people share the delicacies of the mountains and seas. The little eunuch then gave instructions
Serve wine and meat to entertain guests
No one knew what kind of medicine the commander-in-chief was selling in the gourd market. Hu San was very clever and could not hide it from him: in the military book, this is called "water has no permanent shape, and soldiers have no permanent power". Each judge has his own rules for judging cases, but in fact, these are all irregular rules.
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Niu Baoguo has lived in the south of the Yangtze River for a long time, but has he ever eaten like this? However, he has not been eating well these days. Since Wang Youfu came out of the cage, those damn soldiers looked down upon others and secretly lowered his food standards.
The daily meals are enough to satisfy the hunger, and not to mention the wine, the smell of meat has never been smelled. The commander-in-chief thinks so highly of him, how can he not give him face? A large bowl of wine has just entered his mouth, and a large piece of meat has just been eaten.
It was spicy and choking. Niu Er couldn't enjoy it. His face was red, his nose and tears were flowing out. He immediately opened his mouth and coughed loudly.
The little eunuch said: "Brother, how do you feel?"
"Very good, very good," Niu Er said while coughing.
After drinking wine and chatting, we still use the stove. Cut a large piece of brick tea into small pieces with a guillotine and put some rock sugar and butter into a small pot to boil. What comes out is purple-red or even soy sauce-colored tea.
A sip of Buffalo Er was put in his mouth, and he didn't know what it tasted like. It was extremely painful, but he couldn't help but drink a cup of Buffalo's bitter tea, swallowed it down, wiped his mouth and said:
"Brother, you are enjoying it so much!"
The little eunuch knew that Niu Er didn't say what was in his heart, so he deliberately interrupted and said, "Brother, what do you want most now?"
"Food, clothing, sex, and sex, what I want most right now is a woman." Niu Er's nature is like this, he said it without thinking.
The little eunuch began to like this person instead, and said jokingly: "Tomorrow I will send you to Goulan Courtyard and pick out some good-looking girls for your pleasure."
"Brother, don't dare to joke, you know I don't have money." Niu Er recognized the truth, his eyes were bigger than cow eggs.
"Okay, I'll pay for everything!" the little eunuch said with a disapproving smile.
"Brother, you are so kind. Brother, what do you want me to do?" Niu Er said, patting his chest.
"What do you think you can do?" the little eunuch pretended to be serious.
"I'll climb a tree!"
"Why do you go up a tree and dig out bird's nests? Let me ask you what you like to do the most?"
"Brother, I told you, I like to fuck women the most."
"What kind of skill is this?"
"My ability is nothing, but because I love women, I still like to make a name for myself! Maybe you don't like to hear it, brother?"
"Tell me what's the name?"
"It takes less than half a day to go east by boat and there is a small island..."
"Xiaojiao?" The little eunuch suddenly sat up, and this time his eyes widened.
"There is an island. Brother, why are you anxious? I haven't started talking yet!" Niu Er couldn't help but feel that the commander was surprised. The city is not deep, and he can't get far with him. This is probably a mainlander.
It’s because I’ve never seen the sea!
"Brother, what's the name of the island?" The little eunuch became particularly friendly, thinking that Rou Baozi didn't beat the dog, and this friend was not in vain. It was all the good idea of Hu San, an old cunning guy. If he follows the old rules, he can catch the cow.
After Er Er was beaten violently, what might he say in desperation?
"Call it Hehua Island or Heye Island? Yes, it's called Heye Island. It's called Heye Island." Niu Er met someone who wanted goods, and he proudly started selling.
"Lotus Island!" The little eunuch was like a hungry wolf that suddenly bumped into a big fat sheep.
"If it weren't for the fact that there was a beautiful girl on the island, I still wouldn't be able to remember the name of that bullshit island!" Niu Er tutted greedily.
"Brother, tell me about the situation on that island!" the little eunuch urged.
"Brother, I was too tired of eating just now, and I can't enjoy your tea. I asked your people to give me a cup of Tieguanyin. I usually like that kind of tea, which is thirst-quenching and refreshing..." Niu Ercha looked at his words.
Specializes in scratching people's itches
The little eunuch waved to him, and with scalding boiling water, someone made him a cup of fine Tieguanyin. Niuer brought it and blew on the tea foam. He blinked and furtively glanced at the little eunuch, and then got back to the topic again and said:
"Earlier, there was a good girl named Lian Xin on Lotus Leaf Island. She looked like a nine-day fairy. I'm not bragging. My brother's three wives were at least as good as her, but there was no second one in the whole sea city. She often
I came to Haicheng with someone to buy some salt, tea, condiments, needles, thread, brains, etc. As soon as I saw her, I was taken away by her. Anyway, I don’t have any serious business. I will follow her wherever she goes. There are many people.
When it was crowded, I also took the opportunity to touch her butt, touch her waist, eat some of her tofu, and wipe her oil. To be honest, we brothers said that it was just that there were so many of them. I was afraid of getting beaten, so I couldn't do anything blatant. I never made big moves.
Besides, I heard people say that Lian Xin not only has outstanding character, but also can go fishing in the sea, and her martial arts skills are also very good. She can fly over walls and fly over walls! Anyone who commits a crime in her hands will not be worth beating..."
"Okay brother, let's make a long story short" the little eunuch was worried about his Mrs. Hu
"What a pity, what a pity!" Niu Er put down his teacup and sighed.
"What are you regretting?" The little eunuch raised his heart to his throat again
"When she came to Haicheng to purchase goods, her home was occupied by a little Japanese kid."
"Where's the Lotus Heart girl?"
"How can Lian Xin let it go after someone wiped out her old nest? She is also an expert in arts and bold. Relying on her own abilities, she took a few people with her to forcefully land on the island..." Niu Er went to bring the tea cup again.
The little eunuch was so impatient that he wanted to reach out and punch Niu Er to the ground. However, he did not dare to ask for help, so he endured it and asked:
"What happened next?"
"The little Japanese are a team, how can these fishermen be rivals? They were all wiped out before they even entered Yunshui Cave." After Niu Er said this, he went to get the tea cup.
The little eunuch couldn't admit it, pushed Niu Er away from his tea mouth, and shouted:
"You bastard, tell me now, I'm so worried!"
"That Lian Xin is not your wife, are you worried?" Niu Er knew one moment and the other, and now he was not afraid of the little eunuch.
The little eunuch couldn't care much at this time. He leaned a little and softened his tone, almost pleading:
"Brother, your story is so touching. I want to know the rest of it!"
Niu Er snickered, and couldn't help but secretly think: He's still a handsome man. A few words made me coax me into thinking. He's not an official, but an official is mediocre. If it were me, I could be this shitty handsome man.
"I heard about it later," Niu Er glanced sideways at the little eunuch and said with added jealousy, "I heard about it!"
The little eunuch remained silent, staring at Niu Er's mouth with both eyes, thinking: Damn you, when you finish speaking, we will cross the river and break the bridge and kill you, you bastard!
Niu Er's pomp was almost complete, and then he said: "That Lian Xin is not dead, she has returned to Haicheng again."
"Go back to Haicheng? Where are you? Why didn't you say brother!" the little eunuch said, still a little uncontrollable.
"It's just that some people said that she entered a nunnery. I heard that, but I have never seen this person again." Niu Er finally explained the problem clearly.
The little eunuch got up from the ground, kicked Niu Er, and hummed:
"Damn it, after drinking my good wine and tea all night, I just heard you tell such a shabby story that is neither salty nor bland. Get out of here. I will send you to the brothel tonight. Come here and give him ten taels of silver.
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"Brother, no, no, Marshal, you are too stingy. It's only ten taels! Are you sending it as a beggar? Five taels for the madam, five taels for the wife, and not even a bowl of tea, leaving me with a lot of money.
Shuai, please do a good job and I'll give you another five taels!" Niu Er crawled on the ground, looking like a scoundrel.
"Give him another two taels! At most twelve taels, if he can live like a fool, it will be considered as a face," the little eunuch said angrily.
Niu Er wanted to bargain for more money, but the money for tomorrow's meal hadn't been paid yet! He looked up and saw that the little eunuch had already clasped his hands behind his back and walked away with a straight step.