Chapter Thirty-Two: Prime Minister Wang Sets an Ambush on All Sides
The little eunuch galloped on his horse, like a fish that had slipped through the net, like a bird out of its cage, like a runaway horse. He ran all the way out of the city gate for fifty miles in one breath. It took less than half an hour for the little eunuch to look up and see that the surroundings were quiet.
, with green mountains and clear water, turning to the left, there is dense forest on the hillside, so I became more cautious and drove my horse quietly into the mountain, hiding in the jungle, and then tied the horse to a tree. One person turned around and carefully looked at the traces of pedestrians passing by on the road.
Within a moment, more than a dozen horses came galloping towards the little eunuch. When they reached the corner of the little eunuch, they stopped suddenly, raised their hands and raised their foreheads, and stopped to look around.
There was no movement for a long time, and the leader said:
"This guy's horse is so fast, he must have run far away." After saying that, the leader raised his hand.
Immediately, dozens of horses drove away from the dust
The little eunuch broke out in a cold sweat, as expected: the old thief has put so much effort into his body! In terms of strength comparison, these dozen strong thieves are completely inferior to him. The problem is that if you kill these few, the old thief will still
There will be more follow-up troops. He can't support it alone. How many people can he kill? Fortunately, he said he was going south. It's unknown whether there was an ambush in the north. If he just returned to the capital, it would be relatively safer. There would be no turning back when he fired his bow. Good horse.
Can we go back and go back like this? If we go back like this, not only will the old thief Wang laugh at him, but the stupid emperor might even say that he can’t find a good place to play! The little eunuch thought for a long time and felt that the direction of progress could not be revealed for the time being, so he simply went with the old thief.
After struggling for a while, the young eunuch made up his mind, saddled up his horse, and headed south quickly.
After walking about four or five miles, they collided head-on with the group of people just now. Those few people turned back without seeing anyone. The little eunuch walked through them as if there was no one around, walked out for more than ten steps, and turned around to ask:
"Brothers, is the road ahead easy?"
"Good go, good go, hehe!" It was the boss-like person who spoke just now
"Excuse me, where are you going?" the little eunuch asked again.
"Go south, go south, hehe!" It was the same boss who said the same thing.
"How can we go north from the south?"
"Oh, that's what happened," the boss was clearly looking for words, "A guy lost something and wanted to go back and look for it."
"What is it that is so important that so many people go back to look for it?"
"It's nothing important. Forget it. I won't look for it anymore." The leader greeted him and said, "Brothers, I can't find anything anymore. If it's lost, it's lost. Let's continue on our way! I happened to be with this big brother. Everyone did
I have a companion, so I can have someone to take care of me along the way.”
This guy turned the horse's head with a whoosh.
"What business do you have to go to the south?" As they walked on the road, the little eunuch deliberately talked to Cha'er.
"Let's go buy horses for the emperor," the leader replied without thinking.
"It turns out they are from the official family, so disrespectful!" The young eunuch bowed his hands to this group of people.
"It's easy to talk, but it's just a matter of eating! What about you, brother?" It's usually the boss who speaks.
"I'm going to visit relatives in the south. I haven't seen an old aunt in more than ten years. I want to visit her."
"Brother, your accent sounds like you are from the north. Why do you have relatives in the south?" the boss said.
"It's my aunt's business to marry in a foreign country. Why don't you go south to buy horses for the emperor? Haven't you heard that horses come from the south?"
The boss said nonchalantly: "I took the opportunity of buying a horse to come out and play around. After we have fun, we will talk about buying a horse."
The little eunuch smiled and said: "The money the emperor bought for the horse has become your travel expenses. Are you brave enough?"
The leader blushed and said, "Brother, to tell you the truth, buying a horse is just an excuse, but it's actually to find someone."
"Looking for someone, who are you looking for?"
"Find a eunuch"
"Why are you looking for a eunuch?"
"The people in the prime minister's house have sent word that the eunuch must be found and killed, leaving no one alive." When the boss said this, his eyes kept glancing at the young eunuch's face, as if he was trying to catch a turtle in a urn.
"What are you looking at my face? I'm not a eunuch," the little eunuch said with a smile.
"Brother," the leader said, "to tell you the truth, we set our sights on you as soon as you left the city gate. We have never seen that eunuch, but you looked exactly like him, so we followed him.
You are the only one. If you want to run away, you can't run away. We won't make things difficult for you. Since you are a eunuch, there must be nothing like that. Just get off your horse and pee. If you pee standing up, if you can pee two feet, you can leave.
, Our two families have nothing to do”
The little eunuch smiled and said: "What's the problem? You don't have to dismount, I'll pee for you to see."
After the little eunuch said this, he handed the gun to the saddle bridge, crossed his right leg across the horse's back, lifted up his robe and started to release the water, and it was about ten feet away.
When the dozen or so strong men saw this, they immediately looked at each other. They didn't know what to say, but the leader refused to comply and kept insisting, saying:
"Brother, it's not that we are unreasonable. Even so, why don't you take off your pants and let us see clearly so that we can have an explanation when we go back? Haven't you heard that officials can't help themselves?"
The little eunuch scolded: "Fuck you! You asked me to pee, and I peed for you to see. Don't you think that a man with no goods can go so far? You asked me to take off my pants, and you won't go home.
Ask your dad to take off his pants!"
The boss was angry and cursed: "Hey, you look like that dog eunuch. I wonder where you got a peeing housewife to come out? I have an explanation. I would rather kill you by mistake than let go of the reason for asking you to take off your pants."
If you save face, do you think it costs your life or your face?"
The little eunuch said: "What, you will kill me if you don't take off your pants? Are you too unreasonable? Come here and try it, boys? Which one will go first, or all of them?" The little eunuch relied on his martial arts skills and didn't show anything at home.
These people naturally know that if it is really a young eunuch who has served as a military marshal and has unparalleled martial arts skills. He has captured female generals and shot an old Chanyu blind, who are their opponents? There is an older and stronger man who is afraid of trouble.
If the fight really broke out, they would suffer a loss, so they tried to smooth things over by saying:
"Brother, please calm down. Our eldest brother said something wrong. Don't be offended. Everyone has seen it. You are not a eunuch. Since you are not a eunuch, why is there any need to take off your pants like this? I think it's okay. Don't cause misunderstanding. We are on our way."
The leader had been the deputy chief soldier, and because of his ability, he did not take the young eunuch seriously. He walked over with a machete in his hand and said:
"Brothers, get out of the way and let me see this lottery man's methods!"
The little eunuch hates people calling him lottery the most in his life. He didn't want to care about it. Hearing his arrogance, he secretly had a bad idea. When the leader approached, he didn't say anything. He held the gun with one hand and stabbed the leader when he saw the little eunuch.
The eunuch shot too quickly and couldn't dodge. As soon as he turned around, his back was exposed. The little eunuch turned his gun down and stabbed the leader in the butt. When he turned back, he heard an "ouch" sound.
More than half a kilogram of meat was pulled out from the leader's buttocks---the little eunuch's spear tip was like a barbed machete, and the leader fell to the ground, and he also rolled off the horse.
The little eunuch's peeing posture didn't change just now, and he said with a smile: "Is there anyone else who wants to lose weight?"
These people knew they were no match, but whoever dared to step forward dismounted and bowed, saying:
"Good man, grandpa, the fault is all the fault of the young people. I offend you, old Shenwei. I am so offended. I hope you will not be the same as the young people."
The little eunuch said: "It's a bit polite to say this. Well, I have something to do and I'm on my way. I won't argue with you anymore. I'm out of here!"
After that, the little eunuch passed the leg, whipped his horse, and walked away.
This group of people suffered a loss. It was difficult to explain when they got back. They were afraid that the little eunuch would get angry and cause trouble when they got closer. They bandaged the leader a little, so they had to carry him back on the horse and follow the little eunuch at a distance.