Chapter Thirty-Three: Encountering a Female Bandit in Langdang Mountain
The little eunuch rode quickly. The group was carrying a wounded soldier, so naturally he couldn't keep up. He said his goal was north rather than south. It was mainly to confuse people, so he couldn't go too fast or too far, but he just left like this.
Not long after, I suddenly discovered that the walls of towns and cities along the road were covered with notices for the capture of the imperial convict Pan Youan. His appearance, portrait, clothing, horses, and weapons were all clearly written on the notices with special instructions.
One thing, although I am a eunuch, sometimes I may do un-eunuch things. This sentence is unpredictable to others. Of course, the young eunuch is like a mirror in his heart: Mr. Wang is leaving some room for his daughter, and he is afraid that if he says
Pan You'an thought it was ridiculous that it would not end well with his daughter in the future: he was a high-ranking court official, a minister of the Ministry of War, and held military power. He also carried a customs clearance edict issued by the emperor in his arms. He had only been out for three days.
He was a prisoner! From this, the young eunuch felt how powerful Wang Shugui was. What does it mean to have power over the world and cover the sky with one hand?
The young eunuch estimated that the old thief's sight was already in the south instead of the north, and there must be heavy troops setting up an ambush in the south, so he decided to turn back and turn west to north instead of taking the main road and taking the small road, not entering the town, and staying in a small village inn for the night.
On this day, he stayed overnight in a small village shop. When he was leaving the next day, the waiter in the shop took his arm and said:
“Guest officer, go slow”
The young eunuch was startled and thought he recognized him, so he said, "What's the matter?"
"Guest officer, go forward from here. There is a mountain ten miles away, called Langdang Mountain. There are five to seven hundred thieves gathered in the mountain. They are robbing homes and houses. It's so violent. I see that guest officer is alone. It will be dangerous to go there. It's better.
Stay a few more days, and wait until there are more people gathered before we go together or take a detour, so please say a few more words to the guest, and hope that the guest will consider it carefully."
Pan You'an sneered and said: "You are the commander-in-chief of the armed forces. To pick out the general's head among thousands of horses is like picking out an ear from a bag, but you used a few thieves to scare me. Could it be that you want to deceive me into staying a few more days and defrauding me into staying in a hotel for a few more days?"
Can’t make money?”
The waiter shook his head and said: "It's really his family. The forest is so big that there are all kinds of birds. You treat your kindness like a donkey's liver and lungs. Since you are the commander-in-chief of the armed forces, why did you walk into my wild forest alone? I miss you."
You are alone, you are frail and delicate, and I kindly advise you that you should just start bragging and not paying taxes. You just go and you will suffer a big loss. Don't blame me for not saying hello in advance!"
Pan You'an refused to listen and urged his horse forward. After ten miles of journey, which was only the time of a pack of cigarettes, a high mountain suddenly blocked the way. The mountain was rugged, intertwined, and extremely dangerous. The mountainsides had towering trees, dense weeds, and blue mountains.
Occasionally, one or two goshawks fly by in the sky, and even the birds in the silent mountain forest cry out loudly.
At this time, Xiao Pan knew that the legend was not false. He did not dare to neglect, and hurriedly urged the horse on his crotch. He was about to pass through the mountain quickly. Suddenly, there was a loud "choking, banging, banging" sound, and then he rushed down, led by a group of people.
Two people, one rides a jet black mule, the other rides a gray donkey. The one riding the mule is a big black man, two meters tall and two feet tall (current size), with black head and black face, with a beard that almost covers his whole face, and his eyes are like copper bells.
The man looks like a devil, wearing black armor and a black robe. He holds two black iron hammers in his hands. Judging from their appearance and weight, it is roughly estimated that the hammers weigh at least three hundred kilograms.
He is thin and sallow, with a gray-headed face, a few yellow beards on his cheeks that seem to be there or not, his eyes are big and dull, his teeth are grinning, he looks like a vicious man and he is holding a dog-beating stick in his hand. Although he is small and weak, he is quite tall.
He was in high spirits, tight-fitting and well-groomed. Seeing Pan holding his horse upright and holding his head high, as if he was arrogant, he immediately made great efforts, opened up his high-pitched voice like a bell, and shouted sternly:
"Who is coming?"
"Passing by!" Pan Youan replied lukewarmly.
"Hey, you're singing pop songs in a strong wind, and you're not afraid of flashing your tongue? When others see our brothers, they're already pissed off, but you can still stand and talk?"
"What do you want?" Pan Youan said quietly.
"Hero," the little man with yellow beard said, "seeing that you are also a smart man, let's tell the truth. Now the mountain is in short supply of materials and cannot make ends meet. There are many people eating and those who make money look down on us. As the second and third villages
Lord, they are all respectable characters. Now the mount is not even a decent horse. We will not embarrass you. We will keep your tall horse as payment for the journey. You can go with your people and we will go up to our mountain.
how?"
"Fuck your mother's bitch!" Pan You'an scolded, "You didn't open the mountains, you didn't plant the trees. I'm just passing by, why should I keep the horses?"
"Okay, I guess you're ruthless! If I don't give you a little bit of strength, you really don't know how jealous Lord Ma is. Brother, you go first, and I'll hold you back."
The black-faced man didn't say anything. He raised the three-hundred-jin hammer and Pan You'an shouted:
"Wait a minute!"
"how?"
"The nameless ghost will not die under my gun!"
"My name is Qi Guoyuan, and my brother's name is Li Rugui," the black-faced general shouted.
Pan You'an knew that these two people must be impostors, and he didn't have much ability, so he sneered:
"It turns out that these two were famous generals from the Sui and Tang Dynasties! How old are they at least a few hundred years old?"
"Stop nagging, I'll risk your life!" The black-faced man hit him with a hammer.
Pan You'an knew the weight of his hammer, so he didn't dare to neglect it. He raised his arms to meet him, and he knew the difference as soon as he hit it. It turned out that this kid was using an empty hammer just like his ancestors. Pan You'an began to secretly cause trouble, and a gun appeared and disappeared, targeting him.
After wandering for less than ten times on the Xia San Road, the black-faced man's sweat dropped in the air and he screamed:
"The wind is tight, the wind is tight, let's go!"
This is Pan Youan saving face for him, otherwise the ten Qi Guoyuans would have become the same face. Li Rugui knew his own ability and did not dare to step forward to help. If he did, it would be a waste of his life. Seeing that his brother could not resist, he urged the little guy to blow
Signal for flood
As mentioned before, the little eunuch's gun had a hook on it, and he was walking all the way down. Qi Guoyuan's trousers were in disgrace, and he tore off a piece as soon as he took out the gun. In an hour or three, in less than half an hour, the black man
Li Rugui, who was almost naked, saw that this was wrong, raised his stick and shouted:
"Come on, all the little ones!"
Suddenly a pack of wolves surrounded the tiger, and the red-eyed minions pounced on it with howls. The little eunuch was not in a hurry, pointing east and west, skillfully maneuvering the silver spear like a python coming out of its hole, like a dragon making waves in the sea, gently
With one wave, all the minions fell down, a black-faced man holding pants in one hand and a hammer in the other, no longer interested in fighting. Li Rugui's fire stick was of no use, he could only stand on the side and shout.
At this moment, the clapper made a loud "choi lang lang" sound, and a heroic goddess flew down from the jungle on the top of the mountain. Pan You'an raised his eyes and followed the sound, and saw that this female general was so majestic:
He has sword-shaped eyebrows and phoenix eyes, a bamboo nose and a cherry mouth, a face like a peach blossom, and a voice as good as a silver bell. He is neither tall nor short, and has a slim and well-proportioned figure. He wears a hero's scarf on his head and wears a scarlet robe. He can't hide his outstanding beauty despite his coldness, and he is not angry at all.
The majesty, the cold light flashing with the two swords in hand, turned out to be a heroine who appeared like a thunderbolt. She was determined to win or lose. She was a Rakshasa descended from the sky. Why did the heroic heroine emerge from the mud?
The little eunuch shook his head and blinked, thinking that there was something wrong with his eyesight. Who was the female general in front of him if it wasn't Wu'er-Sultan?