Shangguan Xue could not abandon her husband and run away. She just took a few steps back and hid aside to watch. After she witnessed the little eunuch using all his strength to lift Feng Jingang and throw him to death, she couldn't help but secretly rejoice: A man is born to be a hero.
, this is what a man should be like. At this moment, someone had already hurriedly returned to the young eunuch’s seduction gun and handed it to the young lady. As the young eunuch turned around, the young lady shouted, “Master, catch it.”
The eunuch has a gun in his hand
In the officers and soldiers, they saw that Feng Jingang was dead. If a tree falls, the hozens will scatter. In an instant, the formation was in chaos. Although there were a few confidants among the dozens of people brought by Feng Jingang, none of them were close friends in life and death.
At this juncture, everyone thinks more about themselves than others. Everyone is stepping on the watermelon rind and is ready to run away at any time. There are quite a few people in the government office, but none of them are really working hard.
, as the saying goes, a borrowed cat doesn’t catch mice! Besides, they have a long-standing relationship with the villagers, so who has nothing to do with these thankless activities?
The little eunuch shook his soul-seducing magic gun in his hand, frowned coldly, and shouted to the officers and soldiers: "Is there anyone else who dares to come and die?"
The leader who came from the government office looked around and asked Feng Jingang's people, and discussed, "Brother, why don't we withdraw?"
Feng Jingang's people were eager for this, so they took the opportunity to say something: "Remove, this person may not be a young eunuch, otherwise how could he be worshiping with this girl in the flower hall!"
Immediately, the front team changed to the rear team, and the rear team changed to the front team. For a moment, everyone was scattered and everyone was still friends enough. He walked over, jumped off the horse, picked up Feng Jinjiang's body, put it on the horse's back, and disappeared.
Out of sight
The village was filled with joy, and the little eunuch became a hero that everyone expected. A few brave soldiers among the village soldiers came over sneakily. When the little eunuch was not prepared, he suddenly stepped forward. Seven or eight people picked him up and threw him into the air.
I threw it and yelled at it. After several times, the little eunuch finally revealed his treasure. In his reply, he said that the little eunuch was wearing pajamas, and he didn’t even have time to put on the crotch of his trousers. His robe was fluttering in the wind, and all his love was revealed.
?The little eunuch's true colors have been revealed. The old Shangguan is the closest. He was not watching the fun but passing by. Unexpectedly, when he looked up, he saw his son-in-law's terrible lump. It was a string of muscles. It was no smaller than anyone else's. See you, old Shangguan.
He was overjoyed and felt happier than picking up a gold ingot. This time, it took a stone for him to completely fall to the ground.
The most embarrassing thing is the lady. Originally, it was something that all men had, and it was not considered a rare treasure. The problem with valuables was that no one was willing to look at their belongings, especially in broad daylight. This was also
It's common sense that his men's things were put on display once. Everyone was joking with good intentions. This is also a way to celebrate victory since ancient times. The young lady couldn't get angry and the old village leader came over. The young lady blushed and begged:
"Dad, please persuade them to go, stop them from going, what do you think..."
The old village leader disagreed, stroking his gray beard, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, let them make trouble, young people! Let everyone understand that my good son-in-law is not an eunuch."
ah!"
Dad refused to stop him, and it was inconvenient for the young lady to come forward. At this moment, a man with a dark face, riding a big green mule, carrying a jujube tree on his shoulders, rushed up from the mountain angrily, followed by a large team.
The black-faced man went up the mountain without saying hello to anyone. Facing the laughing and joyful crowd, he roared and said:
"Stop it, stop it all! Call that bastard called the eunuch to come out and fight San Lily with me. If he can defeat this stick in my hand, let him stay in Dazhai and continue to be his prince-consort.
If he can't pass this test, let him go to the palace of the king of hell and have sex with the daughter of the king of hell!"
The young lady was displeased and scolded: "Third brother, today is my good day, why are you so wild?"
"This matter has nothing to do with you," the black-faced man yelled, "I was talking to that eunuch. I came here specifically to compete with him today to see how powerful he is? Can he urinate to the sky with just one pee?"
The old village leader couldn't stand it anymore, so he changed his face and said, "Lao San, aren't you trying to cause trouble?"
"Not only do I want to tear down trouble, I also want to tear down the temple!" The black-faced man said angrily, not taking the old village owner seriously at all, "It was originally agreed that the two villages would become one, but you chose not to do it.
If you don't find one, you have to recruit a wild boy from outside to act as your son-in-law. All the men in the two villages will die. What's the point?"
The speaker's name is Luo Shiyu, nicknamed Green Mule. He is twenty-five and six years old. He has been coveting the beauty of Miss Shangguan Xue for more than a day. He is the owner of Qinglong Mountain, a nearby village. He once proposed that the two villages merge into one, Xueer.
As the head of the village, he is his deputy. The old Shangguan is older. The third condition is that Shangguan Xue marries him as his concubine, or it doesn't matter if he takes his wife to Shuanglong Mountain as a son-in-law. This condition is too harsh, and Qing Mulezi has a bad character.
, the man was so ugly, how could Shangguan and his daughter agree? So they didn’t dare to inform him in advance this time. They originally wanted to find someone with strong martial arts skills, who could frighten this green mule if necessary. The green mule didn’t know where he got the news.
They blocked the door early in the morning looking for trouble.
The young lady saw that Qing Mulezi was talking more and more outrageously, so she suppressed her anger and said, "Third brother, I'm holding a wedding today, and you're just in time to come to the village to have a wedding drink!"
"Sister Shangguan," Qing Luozi said with a smile, "even if your mutton turns into steamed buns, I don't mind hearing that the son-in-law you hired is a eunuch. He already entered the bridal chamber last night. If he is really a eunuch, I will let him go."
Ma, if he wants to hide something in his pants, don't blame Third Brother. I'm rude. We got married yesterday. Today you can stay a widow for a day. How about we worship the heaven and earth again the day after tomorrow? "
"Bah!" The young lady spat on Qing Mulezi's face and cursed, "You shameless thing, come on, come on, I will fight you three times!"
After saying that, the lady got on the horse, holding the horse's rein with her left hand and holding the spear tightly with her right hand.
The little eunuch's game was over long ago. Looking at today's formation, he knew that a fierce battle was inevitable. Someone handed him the spear, someone brought the white dragon colt over, and someone whispered the story of the Green Mule to him.
After he told the story once, the little eunuch smiled evilly in his heart: Another one looking for death has arrived! The little eunuch saw that Qing Mulezi was talkative and seemed to have some skills. He was afraid that his wife would suffer a loss, so he urged him to take a step forward and said
:
"Madam, since he is here to teach me, then I will pay my respects to this dog master!"
Green Mule saw that the young eunuch was really talented, and said angrily: "Where did the bastard come from and dare to spread seeds on my ground? Boy, take off your pants and let me watch. If it really doesn't happen,
Son, uncle, I am so good at accumulating virtue that I will let you live. Where did you come from? Why don’t you go back there! If the legend is wrong and your kid has a root that can cause trouble, then no wonder I’m rude. Please write down today for me.
At this time next year, we will celebrate his anniversary, a lonely ghost from a foreign country..."
Before Qing Mulezi could finish his words, the young eunuch's sharp gun had already taken action. Qingluozi was caught off guard and a large piece of his pants was torn off first.
"You foreigner! Are you a human? Do you understand human language? Why did you take action when the conditions were not agreed upon? Is there a bastard like you?" Green Mule covered his lower body with one hand and cursed viciously.
The little eunuch laughed and said: "You only hear the dogs barking, how can anyone talk to the dogs? You are about to die, and you still want to celebrate your anniversary with me?"
"No fight, no fight! We can't fight if our pants are torn. Besides, there are women here. Can you wait for me to change my pants?" Green Mule shouted.
"What does it matter if your pants are torn? Your father and I don't wear pants at all." The little eunuch said, lifted the hem of his pajamas, and said with a smile, "Don't you need to inspect the goods? Look at this, I'm not as good as yours.
air?"
The green mule became angry and beat him with a wave of his hand
If we talk about martial arts, the green mule Luo Shiyu actually has some abilities. He is tall and strong. Although he may not be able to match the young eunuch, he will not lose too badly. The problem is on the battlefield. If you are afraid of underestimating the enemy, you will be careless
, The second one is afraid that he has evil thoughts and thinks that he has the victory before he has a clear understanding of the opponent's reality. The green mule has committed a taboo among military strategists, and is afraid that he will suffer a loss right before his eyes.
Shangguan Xue could not abandon her husband and run away. She just took a few steps back and hid aside to watch. After she witnessed the little eunuch using all his strength to lift Feng Jingang and throw him to death, she couldn't help but secretly rejoice: A man is born to be a hero.
, this is what a man should be like. At this moment, someone had already hurriedly returned to the young eunuch’s seduction gun and handed it to the young lady. As the young eunuch turned around, the young lady shouted, “Master, catch it.”
The eunuch has a gun in his hand
In the officers and soldiers, they saw that Feng Jingang was dead. If a tree falls, the hozens will scatter. In an instant, the formation was in chaos. Although there were a few confidants among the dozens of people brought by Feng Jingang, none of them were close friends in life and death.
At this juncture, everyone thinks more about themselves than others. Everyone is stepping on the watermelon rind and is ready to run away at any time. There are quite a few people in the government office, but none of them are really working hard.
, as the saying goes, a borrowed cat doesn’t catch mice! Besides, they have a long-standing relationship with the villagers, so who has nothing to do with these thankless activities?
The little eunuch shook his soul-seducing magic gun in his hand, frowned coldly, and shouted to the officers and soldiers: "Is there anyone else who dares to come and die?"
The leader who came from the government office looked around and asked Feng Jingang's people, and discussed, "Brother, why don't we withdraw?"
Feng Jingang's people were eager for this, so they took the opportunity to say something: "Remove, this person may not be a young eunuch, otherwise how could he be worshiping with this girl in the flower hall!"
Immediately, the front team changed to the rear team, and the rear team changed to the front team. For a moment, everyone was scattered and everyone was still friends enough. He walked over, jumped off the horse, picked up Feng Jinjiang's body, put it on the horse's back, and disappeared.
Out of sight
The village was filled with joy, and the little eunuch became a hero that everyone expected. A few brave soldiers among the village soldiers came over sneakily. When the little eunuch was not prepared, he suddenly stepped forward. Seven or eight people picked him up and threw him into the air.
I threw it and yelled at it. After several times, the little eunuch finally revealed his treasure. In his reply, he said that the little eunuch was wearing pajamas, and he didn’t even have time to put on the crotch of his trousers. His robe was fluttering in the wind, and all his love was revealed.
?The little eunuch's true colors have been revealed. The old Shangguan is the closest. He was not watching the fun but passing by. Unexpectedly, when he looked up, he saw his son-in-law's terrible lump. It was a string of muscles. It was no smaller than anyone else's. See you, old Shangguan.
He was overjoyed and felt happier than picking up a gold ingot. This time, it took a stone for him to completely fall to the ground.
The most embarrassing thing is the lady. Originally, it was something that all men had, and it was not considered a rare treasure. The problem with valuables was that no one was willing to look at their belongings, especially in broad daylight. This was also It's common sense that his men's things were put on display once. Everyone was joking with good intentions. This is also a way to celebrate victory since ancient times. The young lady couldn't get angry and the old village leader came over. The young lady blushed and begged:
"Dad, please persuade them to go, stop them from going, what do you think..."
The old village leader disagreed, stroking his gray beard, and said with a smile: "It doesn't matter, let them make trouble, young people! Let everyone understand that my good son-in-law is not an eunuch." ah!"
Dad refused to stop him, and it was inconvenient for the young lady to come forward. At this moment, a man with a dark face, riding a big green mule, carrying a jujube tree on his shoulders, rushed up from the mountain angrily, followed by a large team. The black-faced man went up the mountain without saying hello to anyone. Facing the laughing and joyful crowd, he roared and said:
"Stop it, stop it all! Call that bastard called the eunuch to come out and fight San Lily with me. If he can defeat this stick in my hand, let him stay in Dazhai and continue to be his prince-consort. If he can't pass this test, let him go to the palace of the king of hell and have sex with the daughter of the king of hell!"
The young lady was displeased and scolded: "Third brother, today is my good day, why are you so wild?"
"This matter has nothing to do with you," the black-faced man yelled, "I was talking to that eunuch. I came here specifically to compete with him today to see how powerful he is? Can he urinate to the sky with just one pee?"
The old village leader couldn't stand it anymore, so he changed his face and said, "Lao San, aren't you trying to cause trouble?"
"Not only do I want to tear down trouble, I also want to tear down the temple!" The black-faced man said angrily, not taking the old village owner seriously at all, "It was originally agreed that the two villages would become one, but you chose not to do it. If you don't find one, you have to recruit a wild boy from outside to act as your son-in-law. All the men in the two villages will die. What's the point?"
The speaker's name is Luo Shiyu, nicknamed Green Mule. He is twenty-five and six years old. He has been coveting the beauty of Miss Shangguan Xue for more than a day. He is the owner of Qinglong Mountain, a nearby village. He once proposed that the two villages merge into one, Xueer. As the head of the village, he is his deputy. The old Shangguan is older. The third condition is that Shangguan Xue marries him as his concubine, or it doesn't matter if he takes his wife to Shuanglong Mountain as a son-in-law. This condition is too harsh, and Qing Mulezi has a bad character. , the man was so ugly, how could Shangguan and his daughter agree? So they didn’t dare to inform him in advance this time. They originally wanted to find someone with strong martial arts skills, who could frighten this green mule if necessary. The green mule didn’t know where he got the news. They blocked the door early in the morning looking for trouble.
The young lady saw that Qing Mulezi was talking more and more outrageously, so she suppressed her anger and said, "Third brother, I'm holding a wedding today, and you're just in time to come to the village to have a wedding drink!"
"Sister Shangguan," Qing Luozi said with a smile, "even if your mutton turns into steamed buns, I don't mind hearing that the son-in-law you hired is a eunuch. He already entered the bridal chamber last night. If he is really a eunuch, I will let him go." Ma, if he wants to hide something in his pants, don't blame Third Brother. I'm rude. We got married yesterday. Today you can stay a widow for a day. How about we worship the heaven and earth again the day after tomorrow? "
"Bah!" The young lady spat on Qing Mulezi's face and cursed, "You shameless thing, come on, come on, I will fight you three times!"
After saying that, the lady got on the horse, holding the horse's rein with her left hand and holding the spear tightly with her right hand.
The little eunuch's game was over long ago. Looking at today's formation, he knew that a fierce battle was inevitable. Someone handed him the spear, someone brought the white dragon colt over, and someone whispered the story of the Green Mule to him.
After he told the story once, the little eunuch smiled evilly in his heart: Another one looking for death has arrived! The little eunuch saw that Qing Mulezi was talkative and seemed to have some skills. He was afraid that his wife would suffer a loss, so he urged him to take a step forward and said
:
"Madam, since he is here to teach me, then I will pay my respects to this dog master!"
Green Mule saw that the young eunuch was really talented, and said angrily: "Where did the bastard come from and dare to spread seeds on my ground? Boy, take off your pants and let me watch. If it really doesn't happen,
Son, uncle, I am so good at accumulating virtue that I will let you live. Where did you come from? Why don’t you go back there! If the legend is wrong and your kid has a root that can cause trouble, then no wonder I’m rude. Please write down today for me.
At this time next year, we will celebrate his anniversary, a lonely ghost from a foreign country..."
Before Qing Mulezi could finish his words, the young eunuch's sharp gun had already taken action. Qingluozi was caught off guard and his pants were ripped off first.