The green mule waved his Zaoyang gun and hit him shamelessly. The little eunuch held the gun disdainfully and blocked it. The mule was a bit dazzled. The young eunuch's marksmanship was not in line with the rules, and some were unreasonable. He punched the old master to death. He also wanted to retaliate with teeth, and also used quickness to control the quickness. However, the shooting was a physical task, and he could only hit it. After seven or eight rounds of hitting, bumping, but not pounding, poking, poking, the green mule had its head on its head, its chest and back were dripping with cold sweat. It kept regretting that the wrong utensils were used when learning the art from the teacher, but the little eunuch was still the same. The gun was as tight as a spear, thrusting forward and pulling back, the tip of the spear was like a python coming out of its hole, and every move was at the critical point. Only then did Green Mule realize that he was originally going to take someone's life, but he didn't expect that he was going to take his life too. His life? He wanted to shout "Grandpa, spare my life", maybe he could live for a few more years, but it was a pity that he had developed the habit over the years. Others respected him as their master. When had he ever been allowed to be their grandson? He would suffer a loss if he talks hard but is soft butt. Naturally, it was the green mule who fought hard. The little eunuch was able to do it with ease. After a few more moves, the green mule was at the end of his crossbow. He was stabbed by the young eunuch with a sharp spear. The tip of the spear entered his belly and when he came back, he brought out some intestines and stomach. The green mule was so frightened that he threw his mug and laughed, and fell off the mule. Before he died, he screamed "I don't accept it", stretched out his legs and died, and returned to the west.
The "team" under Green Mulezi didn't come to carry the corpse. They shouted and tried to disperse, but the little eunuch stopped him from behind:
"Come here, take this away and clean it up before leaving!" He pointed to the green mule's body.
Which of the minions dares to disobey?
Miss Xueer jumped up on the little eunuch's horse, rode on the same horse with him face to face, leaned into the little eunuch's arms and said coquettishly:
"Guanren, you are really good!"
The young eunuch smiled disapprovingly and said, "Madam, what does this mean? Back then, Zhao Zilong killed Cao Bing at Changbanpo, seven in and seven out. That was when a hero came to use. It's a pity that I didn't catch up with that year..."
Xueer smiled and complained: "Guanren, our play hasn't even started yet! We were distracted as soon as we came on stage..."
The young eunuch kissed his beloved wife and said with a smile: "I'm afraid I'll have no firewood to keep the green hills here, so I'll pay you double the amount later."
The old man Shangguan danced for joy and announced loudly:
"The whole village has a three-day holiday, with lanterns and colorful decorations, flowers and candles, and gongs and drums beating to celebrate the success of my new uncle!"
The whole audience burst into cheers
"Look, sir, there's another large group of people coming down the mountain!" the soldiers patrolling on top of the village wall shouted down.
The young lady pouted and said: "Ignore him, let the eldest sister, the second sister-in-law, and the others take care of the rubbish left by the officials for a while, and we will go back to the room to have a rest."
The little eunuch smiled and said: "Madam, these turtles and bastards are all here for me, why don't I have the addiction to killing people again!"
"Officials, be careful, they may be two other mules!" The young lady got off the eunuch's horse and turned around to give instructions.
The person who came is none other than Brother Mule
There are three village owners in Qinglong Village. In order, the third green mule Luo Shiyu is the leader of the village, the eldest gray mule Luo Shifu, the second yellow mule Luo Shigui and the two brothers are the deputy. It is not that the father is partial to the younger ones. In terms of martial arts skills, the third brother Better than the two elder brothers, the three brothers do not pay much attention to farming. They only rely on excessive taxation, extorting the bones and marrow, bullying the market, and running rampant in the countryside to do what they can. The mountain people are in dire straits, and they are complaining that the brothers have accumulated so much money on their own. With their righteous money, they recruited soldiers and horses, and continued to expand their strength. Several nearby small villages have been surrendered by them. The reason why Shuanglong Village has not been obtained yet is because Lao San has taken a fancy to Shangguan Xue, and refused to allow it several times as a matchmaker. Qingluozi wants to attack by force. , the eldest and second brother refused, and advised the brothers to be patient for a few days and find an opportunity to strike again. Although the old Shangguan is old, he still has the official title of town mayor on his head. The matter was delayed until Shangguan Xue held a public competition to recruit a bride, which angered Luo Shiyu, the third green mule. According to his temper and character, he would have come to Shuanglong Village to fight against the enemy that night. This was just because there was a big river between Qinglong Mountain and Shuanglong Mountain, so he had to cross it at night. It was inconvenient, so I postponed it all night. As soon as Green Mule got off the ferry, he hurried up the mountain before his brothers could gather. He thought that capturing Shangguan's father and daughter was equivalent to feeling for the eggs in his crotch. Eunuch, he lost his life in vain. As soon as the boss and the second brother arrived at the foot of the mountain, they met the stragglers who came from the desert. The two brothers held the body of the third brother and cried loudly, vowing to avenge their brothers.
The two mules, with red eyes, worked together to attack the young eunuch Pan You'an. He was not in a hurry, blocking from left to left, and attacking from right. Within ten rounds, the two mules were killed by the young eunuch's gun, and they all chased after their brothers.
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The old Shangguan was overjoyed and took advantage of the situation to send troops and captured Qinglong Village in one fell swoop. From then on, the world was at peace.
When the little eunuch enters the bridal chamber again, it is no longer the same as yesterday.
The old play was sung anew, and the old tune was played again. The young lady held the young eunuch's shoulders, moaned softly, and called out:
"My enemy, even if you are really a eunuch, I still love you!"
The little eunuch was stunned for a moment, then he chuckled and said, "Fool, if I really become a eunuch, why would you still love me?"
The young couple spent the night together, no matter what