But after seeing the tea tray, Tang Ping understood, because this tea tray was hatched by Tang Ping himself.
Claw Bird proudly showed off to Tang Ping: "This black stone tea tray is an abnormal item we captured a while ago. It will attract at least four people around to drink tea. They will continue to drink tea for twenty minutes, and they will urinate when they move.
When you come out, this attraction will disappear."
"With the help of the characteristics of the tea tray, we have recently captured two demons and three dangerous people. After they found out that they were ambushed, their faces turned green with anger, but if they resisted for a moment, they would wet their pants. They were so ashamed that their combat power was greatly reduced.
, so he was easily captured by us."
Tang Ping listened to the clawed bird bragging, but his attention shifted to a golden thread connecting himself to the tea tray.
He could feel that the Black Stone Tea Tray was kinder to him than before.
It will attract him to drink tea, but it will not be a forced attraction, but a friendly invitation, which means that Tang Ping will not be easily tricked again.
He thought about it again and felt a little lucky.
When the Black Stone Tea Tray was first hatched, if he had escaped immediately without noticing anything was wrong, wouldn't it be possible that he would be captured by the Civil Affairs Bureau while still wet in his pants?
The smiling lizard was still intoxicated. The five fingers of the clawed bird spread out. After a simple accumulation of force, it scratched through its head. The part above the teeth flew out, leaving only a tongue that twitched mechanically.
The clawed bird retracted its movement and shook off the blood on its hands, with a calm expression on its face.
Ambushing this little evil spirit can only be regarded as a casual thing. Selling information to Tang Ping to make money is the real thing tonight.
The lizard's body fell backwards and fell to the ground. As soon as the section of its head touched the ground, its tail propped up its body like a spring, and its two sharp claws grabbed the clawed bird's head.
The clawed bird was startled and immediately responded hastily. It was forced to have two head-on encounters with the lizard.
Tang Ping squinted his eyes and saw that the lizard's broken head had been restored to its original state at some point, and he didn't worry about the risk of peeing his pants at all.
Because... lizards don't wear pants.
The clawed bird was injured, and the place was too small to dodge, so he ended up in a stalemate with the little evil demon.
Tang Ping looked at the layout of the room, and after thinking for two seconds, he took out a sacred lotus pattern from his pocket.
After the lotus sacred pattern appeared, the smiling lizard's eyes suddenly glowed with green light. It abandoned the clawed bird and turned to attack Tang Ping.
"It's true...it's the same as those strange fish."
The smiling lizard climbed up the wall, quickly circled behind Tang Ping, and rushed towards Tang Ping with its teeth and claws bared.
The clawed bird immediately warned: "Be careful, this lizard is stronger than it looks."
His impression of Tang Ping was from the last battle with Chao Xun. At that time, Tang Ping's ability was only huge strength, and he could defeat Chao Xun with guns and traps.
But he didn't know that Tang Ping's strength at this time was no longer the same as before.
Faced with the Smiling Lizard's sneak attack, Tang Ping didn't even move. A black cloak emerged from Tang Ping's collar, and the cloth was rolled into spikes, which poked several transparent holes in the Smiling Lizard's body.
The smiling lizard fell to the ground, but just like before, it was obviously seriously injured, but it healed completely in an instant, jumped up and bit Tang Ping's throat.
Tang Ping frowned.
Why doesn't this guy die?
Tang Ping's palm turned black, and he punched the smiling lizard into its mouth. It tried its best to bite Tang Ping's hand, saliva dripped down, and its teeth were ground into sparks, but it could not bite through a piece of Tang Ping's oily skin.
This time Tang Ping kept a close eye on the smiling lizard, wanting to see how it came back to life.
He pinched the smiling lizard's neck hard, then held the smiling lizard's tongue in his fist, and pulled out its internal organs together with the water.
Within two seconds, the smiling lizard, with its internal organs eviscerated, bared its teeth and claws at Tang Ping again.
"Pfft...ha, that's it."
Tang Ping burst out laughing. He understood the secret of the Smiling Lizard's immortality. Every time this guy was resurrected, its tail would become shorter, just like a gecko's tail cut off to survive.
After being resurrected three times, there was only a little tip left on his tail, which would definitely be unable to support the next resurrection. Four spikes flew up from Tang Ping's cloak behind him, piercing the Smiling Lizard's limbs and holding the Smiling Lizard up.
In mid-air.
The clawed bird looked at Tang Ping in surprise.
In just over a minute, Tang Ping killed the lizard twice and subdued him completely.
This strength has even surpassed that of Chao Xun back then. Is it really possible for an ordinary alchemist to improve so quickly?
"He is a wild alchemist... maybe he is really gifted."
He used to be somewhat relaxed and liked to tease Tang Ping, but now he believes that Tang Ping is an alchemist with a bright future.
Building a good relationship with Tang Ping may be of great use in the future.
Tang Ping looked at the smiling lizard in the air. The smiling face made him feel a little uncomfortable. Maybe this was the uncanny valley effect.
He is very optimistic about the ability of the Smiling Lizard, but with the strength of this lizard, he may not be able to leave the giant egg.
"I have seen your kind before. Who are you? Why are you targeting the followers of the Afterlife Sect? Why did the old man living here mess with you?"
The Smiling Lizard didn't want to reply and smiled back at Tang Ping.
"Come on, don't smile with me!"
The spikes of the cloak that penetrated the lizard's body began to rotate, and the intense pain made the lizard succumb. It looked at the kind old man who was still sleeping soundly in the bedroom, its eyes filled with hatred.
"My brothers and I were supposed to be sent to pet shops across Muyuan City in batches, but this old man stole us out halfway and then 'released' us."
Tang Ping scratched his chin: "He released you into the wild. At least you are free, so you won't hate him so much."
The smiling lizard's face was full of hatred: "He thought we were crocodiles, so he released us into the sea. My brothers and I tried our best to crawl back to the shore, but he said we were grateful and didn't want to leave, and pushed us away again and again!"
"Well……"
Tang Ping and Claw Qin have nothing to say. There are so many flaws in this passage that I don’t know where to start.
"You survived, so you want to take revenge on the old man?"
The smiling lizard had a ferocious expression, its eyes were about to pop out, and a lot of black energy came out of its body. Tang Ping looked surprised. Is this guy about to enter the second stage?
"No, I am a collection of dead brothers!"
"The law of nature is that the weak eat the strong. It is God's will for us to be regarded as food because we are so weak, just like we have eaten countless bugs."
"But I can't accept it. You arrested us as a joke, and threw us into a desperate situation as a joke, and you kept saying it was a meritorious deed!"
"This is so hypocritical, so cruel, and so ridiculous! We and the 'Cursed Human Group' will first kill all the Afterlife Cult, and then all of you humans. None of you can escape!"
Tang Ping looked unhappy: "What you said is a bit broad. The damage was only done by the old man and has nothing to do with me."
The smiling lizard smiled wildly: "To us, you humans are all the same. When you swat a mosquito, do you think about whether this mosquito is the one that sucked your blood? Your..."
Tear!
Tang Ping tore out the throat of the smiling lizard, his eyes cold.