Chapter 19: A Blockbuster
"Fuck..." the two men yelled.
When I woke up in the morning, I opened my eyes and saw a grown man lying next to me. Anyone who is a pure man would feel frightened. Wu Ming immediately kicked him out. Zhuge Dachang also punched, and their fists and feet collided.
, the two of them rolled out of bed at the same time, and then got up again...
"Why are you in my bed?"
"Why am I in your bed?"
The two men looked at each other while holding on to the edge of the bed. They both felt an inexplicable heat in their anus and shuddered. They quickly checked and found that fortunately, their clothes were still on them and they didn't feel any discomfort in their bodies. It seemed that they had not been fucked or been fucked.
Pass!
Seeing each other carefully checking his body, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang shouted in unison: "I like women."
Heaving a sigh of relief, Wu Ming scratched the back of his head and asked doubtfully: "I remember that I seemed drunk. How can I get drunk even if I drink milk?"
"Yan Ruyu mixed wine into your milk..." Zhuge Dachang smiled, then sighed and continued: "That Feng Wushuang is really powerful, it's really difficult to get her drunk!"
Wu Ming looked at the time and said anxiously: "Damn it, it's eight-twenty."
The two of them washed their faces in a hurry, Wu Ming rushed into Yan Ruyu's boudoir, picked up the car keys on the dressing table, turned around and ran away, coming and going like the wind...
Why didn't he kick my lady's butt today? Yan Ruyu opened her eyes in confusion, and then her face turned red with embarrassment. What on earth was I thinking?, My child, I heard your wish, and I will grant it to you!
"Bang..." The door opened again, Wu Ming rushed in anxiously, kicked Miss Yan in the buttocks...
"You bastard, if you don't kick me for one day, will you die?" Yan Ruyu rubbed her buttocks in shame and jumped up.
"I always feel like I forgot something. I really forgot to kick your butt!" Wu Ming showed a look of realization and ran out the door after speaking...
"Don't run, stop!" Yan Ruyu jumped out of bed with her lotus feet bare, and chased out with the doll...
Feng Wushuang stretched out and walked from the room to the balcony. She saw Yan Ruyu and Wu Ming playing in the garden in front of the garage, with several black dogs wagging their tails around them to please them. She showed a faint smile and said briefly
After a few days, the girl seemed to have been captured, and the fox began to regain its wild cat temperament.
Zhuge Dachang, who was reversing the car, looked back at the moon and happened to see Feng Wushuang standing on the balcony. He then showed a look of astonishment and accidentally knocked away the white wooden fence in the courtyard...
This idiot! Feng Wushuang covered her mouth and chuckled. Then she realized that she was wearing pajamas, and the skirt just reached her thighs. It turned out that she had exposed herself and made the idiot lose his mind. She yelled in shame and anger: "Look at your sister!"
After saying that, she stomped her feet and walked back to the room.
Zhuge Dachang has been in a trance since he came out of the villa. It can be seen that he is a child trapped in love. The important thing is that he is driving...
"Sangui! Brother is in love!" Zhuge Dachang's eyes were blurred.
"I can see..." Wu Ming wiped his cold sweat and said, "Please pay attention, you are driving."
"That touch of light blue will become the most beautiful color in my memory." Zhuge Dachang recalled something and showed a silly smile.
Wu Ming sighed: "Fortunately, she didn't wear black underwear. Your memory would be dark."
"Fuck!" Zhuge Dachang finally woke up and became furious: "You bastard, you dare to peek up my Feng'er's skirt. Are you tired of living?"
"You don't seem to have Feng Wushuang's phone number. If I don't help you..." Wu Ming chuckled but did not finish the sentence.
"Sangui! Brother is wrong!"
"The attitude is very good..." Wu Ming praised, then showed a hint of melancholy and said: "I gave my wallet to Yan Xiaozhu just now. There are thousands of dollars in it, which is all my belongings. Now I can't even eat.
The money is gone.”
"You just need to remember that you still have my brother!" Zhuge Dachang said with a righteous look on his face.
"Thank you, Brother Zhu..." Wu Ming looked grateful and said, "How about we go eat lobster tonight?"
Zhuge Dachang had cold sweat streaming down his head. He quickly turned his head away and pretended not to hear. After a long time, he turned back and urged: "Hurry up and call your mazi and help me ask for Feng'er's phone number."
"Just a phone call? Do you want me to ask you about your measurements?" Wu Ming showed a lewd smile.
Zhuge Dachang said proudly: "No need to ask about the measurements. According to my visual inspection, Feng'er has a perfect figure, 34, 24, 32, D cup!"
"The butt is a little smaller!"
"Stupid!" Zhuge Dachang said with disdain, "A woman's breasts are like a bad stock. Without external factors, they will only shrink. A woman's waist and hips are like a good stock, with a lot of room for appreciation."
Wu Ming showed admiration and regarded Zhuge Dachang as a god, and then asked: "What about Yan Xiaozhu's measurements?"
"You really want me to tell you?"
Wu Ming sighed: "I'm mentally prepared to say it!"
"32, 23, 38, A cup!"
It's so sad to be a princess and be titled Changping! Wu Ming couldn't help but shed tears of sympathy for Yan Ruyu...
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When the employees in the company saw Wu Ming, they all nodded and bowed, with flattering expressions on their faces, and their flattery was palpable. The single female employees even smiled like nymphos, saying, "Young Master Wu, these days, no one is in their twenties."
Anyone who has a boyfriend is either a fairy or a natural disaster.
Wu Ming did not have the courage to challenge such a beautiful woman.
After the morning meeting, Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang, brothers in distress, were once again entrusted with the important task of cleaning toilets by the president. The difference was that this time they were only allowed to clean the men's toilets, and they could only rest after being inspected by Team Leader Mark.
There is a world of difference between the men's and women's restrooms. The women's restroom has a pleasant fragrance, while the men's restroom is stinky. There are also guys with crooked chrysanthemums who poop on the shore. Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang almost vomited stomach acid!
Of course, this is only the first floor, and I don’t know what the situation is like in other floors. In short, the two of them just put down their picks and sneaked back into the sports car to watch Japanese dramas. After watching a few love action movies, the energetic old man started to breathe a little heavier...
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"Sangui! What do you think after reading this article?" Zhuge Dachang felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward and quickly said something to ease it.
"Now I want to go to the 20th floor, catch Leng Bingbing and pop her anus!"
"Uh...I support you mentally!"
"Is it a crime to explode an ass?"
"Forget it! And it's an extra penalty!"
"Then I'll blow her anus mentally."
"…………"
Wu Ming showed a lewd smile, his brows twitched, and said: "By the way, Brother Zhu, is there anything interesting about Zhonghai?"
Zhuge Dachang showed a sanctimonious expression and said: "I only have Miss Feng Wushuang in my heart now. For her, I must clean myself and love myself!"
"Hey! Isn't that Suzuki Meiko?" Wu Ming pointed casually.
"Where is it? Where is it?" Zhuge Dachang looked around quickly.
Wu Ming glanced at him sideways, showing contempt: "With your ethics, how can you still keep yourself clean?"
Zhuge Dachang coughed twice and said with a smile: "It's okay to cheat physically occasionally, as long as you don't cheat mentally!"
Wu Ming said nothing, middle finger!
Putting down the car seats, the two fell asleep leisurely...
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When having lunch, Wu Ming didn't meet Leng Bingbing in the restaurant. He lost the fun of teasing beautiful women and lost the beauty of the meal. The meal... was still delicious.
The first equipment class in the afternoon is shooting training.
There is only one shooting class every week. Of course, the bodyguard cannot be equipped with a gun, but the bad guy may have a gun. Before the gangster shoots you into a sieve, you have a chance to seize the gun from the gangster. In this way, you are not
Do you have a gun?
Therefore, shooting training is a required course for bodyguards.
In China, the management of firearms is very strict. There are usually no firearms in the shooting gallery of Anle Company. Only when they are needed, they will be escorted over by military vehicles from the special department. Each gun and each bullet has a detailed record.
All cartridge cases must be confirmed for recycling.
At the shooting range, Wu Ming unexpectedly saw Leng Bingbing, and immediately approached him to show his courtesy: "Mr. Leng, do you want to learn how to masturbate too?"
Leng Bingbing remained expressionless, treating Wu Ming as if he were nothing.
The person who taught shooting was not an instructor from Anler Company, but a middle-aged soldier. For a whole hour, he went from the origin and development of guns to the usage of various firearms, and finally talked about the Type 54 pistol used for shooting today.
, everyone else listened attentively, only Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang were drowsy.
It wasn't until he started practicing that Wu Ming felt a little energetic. Who knew that what he was practicing was how to hold the gun, how to aim, how to remove and install the magazine, and how to open the safety. Another hour passed like this.
Finally, it was time to start the live ammunition practice. Wearing earplugs and goggles, the first round of practice was rapid fire at a 25-meter fixed target. Each person had five magazines and forty rounds of ammunition.
There are twelve target positions in the shooting range. Target No. 1 is cold, and Wu Ming and Zhuge Dachang are coincidentally ranked at target positions No. 2 and 3.
start!
The first gunshot came from Wu Ming, who fired an incredible shot and magically knocked out a light bulb.
The impact was so bad that everything stopped and the shooting range was silent...
If you don’t make a sound, it will be a blockbuster!
The middle-aged soldier had a solemn expression: "Please shoot at the target, not the light bulb, thank you!"
Wu Ming said: "Ahem...I know."
Soon, the gunfire rang out again, and then became more and more intensive, and the shooting range was filled with smoke. Wu Ming was the first to finish five magazines, followed by Zhuge Dachang.
The gunfire continued, and the two people walked out of the shooting position and looked at each other.
"It seems that your marksmanship is good!" Zhuge Dachang said with a faint smile.
"Not bad!" Wu Ming's mouth curled up slightly.
The middle-aged soldier looked at Wu Ming and the two men and thought to himself: These two are both experienced gun users. Others are in a hurry from shooting to changing magazines, but these two people all use one hand to unload the magazine and the other to load it.
They are agile and experienced, holding the gun with one hand but as steady as a mountain, and are not affected by the recoil at all, but I don't know what their results are.
Twelve people finished shooting in the first round. When the target moved back, the middle-aged soldier almost stared out of his eyes...
Wu Ming shot a square "Ming" from the target!
Zhuge Dachang shot out the word "Chang"!
He is indeed a monster! The voices of everyone.
Chapter completed!