Here, Tang Qing's parents and father-in-law surrounded Carpenter Wang and were excited about Xiaolong's takeoff.
Over there, Tang Qing, Li Ya, Wang Xinjie, Jian Qiang, Director Liu, Bao Wendan and his woman all covered their mouths and laughed, wanting to laugh loudly but not daring to laugh out loud.
Xiaoqiang got under the table and quietly put on the shoe for Tang Qing, then got under the table again, ran to the ground, opened his little hands, looked up to the sky and chanted loudly:
“The journey is difficult, the journey is difficult, and the roads are divergent. Where can I find peace now?
There will be times when the wind blows and the waves break, and the clouds and sails are hung directly to help the sea."
"good!"
"Pa bang bang..."
Amid cheers and bursts of applause, the dinner in the Tang Family Courtyard began in a joyful and harmonious atmosphere.
"Qing'er, this is nutritious eight-treasure porridge specially cooked for you. Eat it while it's hot."
"Thank you, mom. I want to eat the braised pork you made."
"You'd better eat something lighter first. There will be plenty of opportunities to eat braised pork later."
"Grandma, you should eat whatever you eat to make up for it. You should stew the trotters for my mother."
"Xiaoqiang, are you scolding your mother again in different ways?"
"Mom, I don't have anything. This is what the book says. It says that people who have injured their bones are best to eat cow hooves."
"Aren't you scolding mom?"
"Mom, if you must think that I call you a pig or a cow, then I am a pig or a calf, okay?"
"You are just a pig and a calf!"
"Who said our Xiaoqiang is a pig and a calf? Our Xiaoqiang is a little dragon."
"Yes, Master Wang said that our little dragon, Xiaoqiang, is about to take off."
"Our little dragon, Xiaoqiang, must be able to take off, otherwise that big bird wouldn't be able to fly into the courtyard for no reason."
"Okay, okay, Xiaolong is about to take flight, and the courtyard will be demolished soon. You three can finally live in a new house."
Tang Qing hurriedly changed the topic, fearing that everyone would return to her shoe, and her father would not let her go easily. He would probably have to take off his shoes and chase her all over the yard.
"Oh, I still like living in our little courtyard."
Tang Qing's mother sighed and put down her chopsticks.
"How about a suite that looks like a bird's nest and is comfortable in our small courtyard?"
Tang Qing's father agreed with his wife's idea and put down the wine cup.
"It would be better to demolish the shabby house in my old Taimen. It can give Xiaoqiang some cash, which he can use to study in college in the future."
Tang Qing's father-in-law was very happy. He raised his neck and drank the wine in one gulp.
"Of course it's better to demolish your shabby house. No one wants to sell it, and my Xiaoqiang doesn't care about it."
"You are the only one who treats your little yard as a treasure. If you want to sell it, no one may want it."
"If anyone wants it, I won't sell it. This is the family property that our ancestors of the Tang family worked so hard to acquire."
"If the old ones don't go, the new ones won't come. When Xiaoqiang grows up, he will definitely live in a suite."
"What's so good about a suite? How can it be compared to our small courtyard with unlimited space and space?"
"Of course it's good to have heaven and earth. Then Xiaoqiang will live in a big villa from now on."
"Hmph, to put it lightly, are you qualified to let Xiaoqiang live in a big villa?"
"I can always get some compensation for the demolition over there. I have also saved some money myself. Maybe I can buy a villa for Xiaoqiang."
"Dream on, you! How much can you lose for just that big piece of space in your old platform?"
"How many butts are there in your small courtyard? Isn't it just a place as big as two butts?"
"Are you a cow's butt? Or an elephant's butt? Are you saying that our Tang family courtyard is only as big as two butts?"
"Then what kind of butt do you have? You said my old house is only as big as your butt?"
"My butt is definitely bigger than yours, and my small yard is definitely bigger than your old house."
"Not necessarily. My old house is deep. If you measure the area, your small courtyard might be bigger than my old house."
Tang Qing's father and Tang Qing's father-in-law argued endlessly.
Tang Qing couldn't help but said with a smile:
"You two old kids, why don't you take off your pants and compete to see who has the bigger butt? Xiaoqiang, go get a ruler and measure it carefully. Is your grandpa's butt bigger or your grandpa's butt is bigger?"
"Okay!"
Xiaoqiang agreed, jumped off the stool and ran into the back room.
"Just measure, who is afraid of whom? Stand up!"
"Stand up, just stand up, what do I have to be afraid of? My butt is definitely bigger than yours anyway!"
"Then you must have a cow's butt. How can my human butt be as big as your cow's butt?"
"Didn't you say you are an elephant's butt? Why did you become so humble all of a sudden?"
"I am a great man and I don't care about a villain like you."
"You are the villain. If you have the ability, let me test it out."
"Humph, if you have the ability, let Xiaoqiang measure it first."
"You were the first to say something about a cow's butt or an elephant's butt. You measure it first."
Tang Qing's father and Tang Qing's father-in-law stood up and still expressed dissatisfaction with each other.
"Hey, grandpa, grandpa, who of you two will measure first?"
Xiao Qiang stood behind Tang Qing's father and father-in-law with a soft ruler in his hand and asked.
"He goes first!"
Tang Qing's father and father-in-law answered Xiaoqiang in unison, pointing their hands at each other at the same time.
"Xiaoqiang, spank their butts, each with fifty spanks!"
"Mom, then I'll get the stick."
"No, this will do."
Tang Qing picked up a rolling pin behind him and handed it to Xiaoqiang.
"Hehe, this is good. Grandpa, grandpa, are you ready? I'm going to start beating."
Xiaoqiang raised the rolling pin.
"No, no, no, Xiaoqiang, I was joking with your grandpa."
"Yes, yes, Xiaoqiang, your grandpa and I are playing around."
Tang Qing's father and father-in-law were busy waving their hands to Xiaoqiang.
"Xiaoqiang, mom is not kidding, please hurry up and hit them a few times to have a good time."
Tang Qing refused to give up.
"Grandpa, grandpa, I'm going to make a joke."
Xiaoqiang raised the rolling pin again and aimed at the buttocks of Tang Qing's father and father-in-law.
"Xiaoqiang, you can't play around like this. You must not play around like this. Hey, you two old kids, why don't you sit down quickly? Do you really want Xiaoqiang to hit you with the rolling pin a few times? You are already this age, and you are not as good as Xiaoqiang.
Where is this child? Director Liu and Li Ya are both here, so you are not afraid of being laughed at by them?"
Tang Qing's mother hurriedly came over and took the rolling pin from Xiaoqiang's hand, and scolded her wife and Grandpa Xiaoqiang.
"Aunt, it's okay, we are all a family."
"Yes, Mrs. Tang, we are all a family."
Li Ya and Director Liu quickly responded. In fact, they couldn't hold it in for a long time. They couldn't laugh even if they wanted to, and they were very uncomfortable.
"Yes, yes, we are all a family. As a junior, you should know how big the butts of the two elders are. When buying diapers in the future, you should buy them according to the size to avoid buying a small one or a big one. Mom, please
If not, let Xiao Qiang take a look at your butt to see if it’s bigger than your pig’s butt or their cow’s butt or elephant’s butt.”
Tang Qing's mother was thinking about how to respond to Li Ya and Director Liu. When she heard what Tang Qing said about diapers? She also asked her which butt was bigger? She got anxious and blurted out:
“How can my pig’s butt be as big as their cow’s butt and elephant’s butt?”
"Haha, grandma, do you admit that you are a pig butt?"
"Hahaha……"
Everyone laughed together with Xiaoqiang.
"You kid, my mother is taking advantage of you!"
Tang Qing's mother raised the rolling pin in her hand, pretending to hit Tang Qing.
Tang Qing tilted his head and said to his mother with a playful smile:
"Are you having fun talking and laughing? You'd better go over and sit down. We'll listen to Director Liu talk about business."
"Director Liu has something serious to say? Then I have to go and sit down quickly."
Tang Qing's mother turned around and ran back to her seat. Everyone else stopped laughing and focused their attention on Director Liu.
"Master Jiujin, are you really an immortal descended to earth and possessed by a Vajra? How do you know I have something serious to say?"
Director Liu was a little embarrassed by everyone and asked Tang Qing with a smile.
Tang Qing smiled slyly at Director Liu and asked:
"Director Liu, are you here because Li Ya is back? Your business must have something to do with Li Ya, right?"
"It's amazing! It's amazing! Master Jiujin, you must be an immortal descended to the earth, possessed by a Vajra. You are better at pinching and calculating than Master Wang. I really knew that Manager Li had returned to Yancheng before I came here to find her."