The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 25 Pulling and Pulling in the Extra Large Toilet
Chapter 25 Pulling and Pulling in the Extra Large Toilet
The group hurriedly hurriedly and slowly arrived at the vegetable market before noon.
Unfortunately, most of the people were having lunch at this time, and those who were more normal would not go to the vegetable market, so the huge market was empty enough for a horse race.
In this situation, it is unrealistic to use a loudspeaker to attract customers at the door, so Shi Nian suggested that everyone abandon the strategy of casting a wide net and catch more fish, and just attack people when they see them, strike with precision, and sell a few fish first to solve the lunch problem.
The security guard standing guard at the entrance of the vegetable market is their first target, no, to sell.
After confirming the target, Shi Nian stepped on the three-bouncer and stopped in front of the duty room with a handsome foot:
"Uncle, do you want to buy fish? I just caught it from the pond. It's so fresh. It tastes great when made with pickled fish!"
The security uncle opened his eyes in confusion, "Why can a donkey still quack? Let me see!"
"I asked you if you want to buy fish? The pickled fish is very delicious!" Shi Nian picked up an extra-large carp and danced in front of him.
The security uncle stretched his neck and looked out, "Put aside the fish that are not fish. I want to see the croaking donkey."
"..."
[Hahahaha...Uncle, you know how to grasp the key points. You are worthy of being the descendant of the dragon.]
[Uncle: Today’s young people are not sincere at all. They said they had a croaking donkey but refused to show it to me. Alas, the world is declining and people’s hearts are not as old as they used to be!]
[Shi Nian, why don't you show me the croaking donkey? How sincere are you asking, but if it doesn't work, just pretend to be a donkey and bray twice.]
Shi Nian really thought so. He slapped the super-large carp in front of his uncle and said in a bold tone: "If you buy this fish, I will show you the croaking donkey."
The security guard readily took out his wallet and pulled out a red note, "One hundred, is that enough?"
Shi Nian struggled a little in his heart, but in the end his conscience defeated his greed. He turned his head away with a pained expression and pushed back the red note:
"Uncle, you don't need that much. Thirty is enough. It's not easy for you to make money."
"Who has a hard time making money?" The security guard pointed his thumb inward with pride, "Have you seen the stall inside? Half of it belongs to me!"
"!"
Everyone was shocked.
[Others go to work just for fun, but I...I am the only one who suffers all the humiliation for a salary of three thousand, ah, I can’t live anymore! Ahhhhh! What! Sha! Kill! Sha! Sha! Sha! Shark!
Sha! Sha! Sha! Hu! Kill! Xie!]
[Uncle, look at me, I am the donkey that can quack, quack, quack... Uncle, come and take me home! 】
[Donkey in front, move aside, dad, I am your daughter who has been separated for twenty-three years!]
[There are so many rich people in the world, what’s the matter with one more me? There are so many rich people in the world, what’s the matter with one more me? There are so many rich people in the world, what’s the matter with one more me? There are so many rich people in the world, what’s the matter with one more me?
What happens to a person?]
Shi Nian tightened her little hands and almost strangled the fish in her hand, "Uncle, don't say anything. Just take these two buckets of fish. They're not expensive. You can give them anywhere from three to four hundred, five to six thousand, seven to eight thousand."
Enough."
"I don't want it, I just want that one."
The security uncle walked out of the duty room, slapped the red ticket on the car, and urged her eagerly: "Where is the donkey?"
Shi Nian turned around and winked at Zhou Shiyuan, "Senior Zhou, it's time to show off your acting skills."
Zhou Shiyuan understood instantly, but was a little hesitant: "Isn't this... inappropriate?"
"What's inappropriate about this? You can make money, so don't be embarrassed."
It seems to make sense.
Thinking about his lunch that he still didn't know where, Zhou Shiyuan became determined and risked his life!
He bent his waist, put his hands on his back, and said in his voice: "Quack, quack, quack... here comes the little donkey! Quack, quack, I am a little duck brand donkey, little duck, little duck quack, quack..."
When he twisted his hips and wanted to sing a song, the security guard couldn't bear it and covered his mouth:
"Little Duck brand donkey... I also have a Swan brand washing machine! Little girl, you are committing fraud, I want to call the police!"
Shi Nian tried to calm his overly excited mood, "What kind of fraud, uncle? Just tell me, does it look like a donkey? Does it quack?"
Although the uncle is old, he is very sober, "It looks like him, but he is not!"
At this time, a little girl about four or five years old with twin ponytails came over and softly shouted: "Grandpa, grandma asked me to call you home for dinner."
Facing his little granddaughter, the uncle changed his face at the speed of light, grinned, and said, "Grandpa will be back soon!"
Shi Nian took the opportunity to set up a step for himself: "Then do you still want this fish? If you don't want me to refund the money."
This uncle's brain is too bright to be fooled, so she should change the target and defeat him.
But my uncle obviously didn’t think so.
"Yes, why not? There is no reason to take back the money that I, Mr. Zhao, have given me, but you have to express your gratitude when giving it back. You can't make me feel like I'm being taken advantage of."
"Then... can I give you two more?"
The uncle waved his hand and said, "Take it down. I have three big fish ponds and there is no shortage of that stuff. Otherwise, if you have any other talents, show them to my granddaughter. If she is happy, then this matter is over."
Song Xinyou, who had always been the backdrop, finally found an opportunity to attract fans. She raised her hand and said, "Let me do it, I can dance."
As he spoke, he unbuttoned his denim jacket, exposed his slim waist, and twisted it for the camera.
[This waist, these breasts... Hehe, sister, let me bury it, let me bury it! 】
[The dance is good, and the beauty is really beautiful, but this dance is not appropriate for this occasion, right?]
[Some people always think that Xinyou is brushing aside, but I don’t think it is. This is not brushing aside, this is redemption. In reality, no one shows me this at all. I think she is the best girl in the world. I can only
Say it sincerely: Thank you, wife!】
After a dance, Song Xinyou blew several kisses to the camera, as if the talent show was a personal thank you party.
The security guard frowned, with a mixture of disgust and incomprehension on his face, "What is this...can we be more reliable?"
Shi Nian hesitated and asked, "How about I sing a children's song to the little daughter?"
"Come."
Shi Nian cleared his throat and turned on the mic passionately:
“Climbing and crawling in a small unit, I don’t even dare to spend the small salary I earn.
I have to climb and crawl in a big workplace, and even the small salary I earn is not enough.
You have to crawl and crawl in a very large unit and earn such a small salary that you don’t even have to spend it.”
The uncle squinted, "Are you sure this is called a children's song?"
Shi Nian came back to his senses: "I'm sorry for the string of words. Let's do it again, cough cough.
Dig, dig, dig in the little nostrils, pick out the little boogers and wipe them on your pants.
In the big hospital, I was pricked and pricked, with small needle holes and big scars."
Uncle: "?"
There still seems to be something wrong. If you are not sure, please listen again.
“I pooped and pooped in a very big toilet, and there was no water splashing when I pooped a very big baby.”