The fake daughter shows off in a love variety show, and becomes famous all thanks to her mouth Chapter 26 The wind is blowing, the car is screaming, and the fried noodles are roaring
Chapter 26 The wind is blowing, the car is screaming, and the fried noodles are roaring
[I dug and dug through my husband’s mobile phone and found a mistress with a baby.]
[If you touch and touch in a small fish pond, you won’t be able to keep even the tiny fry alive.]
[They were digging and digging in a very big bank, and there were so many police officers coming to arrest them.]
[Poisonous, I actually sang along, I reflected, hahahahahaha...]
[Can everyone please be normal? Children are afraid of qaq]
The uncle took off his security hat, scratched his bald forehead, and asked in a low voice: "Is there something wrong with your children's song?"
Shi Nian tilted his head and pointed at the little girl who was following "dig, dig" and asked:
"Don't worry about whether it's okay or not, just ask the child if he's happy?"
Faced with this ironclad fact, the uncle admitted, "Okay, as long as the child is happy."
After saying that, he rubbed his oily head again and stretched out his hand to the little girl, "Stop digging, go home and eat. If I dig your breasts again, I will need an excavator to dig us both home."
"Uncle, your fish." Shi Nian thoughtfully and enthusiastically presented the big carp that had just been roped on.
The uncle waved his hand, "No, I'm just spending money to have fun, and I have to clean it up when I take it back. Am I crazy?"
The old man and the young man walked away hand in hand, leaving Shi Nian standing at the door of the market holding his heart and wiping tears.
Pain - the feeling of being paid and humiliated is really painful!
"Little girl, put away your tears."
Ji Yu took the big carp in her hand and threw it into the bucket. Shi Shiran said:
"Life is not just about the things you have in front of you, but there are endless flowers and borrowings. You have to learn to be strong."
Shi Nian cried loudly: "Ouch! Woohoo, Bengbu is here... I have to eat a three-layer luxury beef burger at noon today to resolve this sadness!"
"Eat, eat a double portion."
The ideal was beautiful, but the reality was that they walked around the vegetable market and couldn't find a burger restaurant, so in the end they had to squat on the roadside and order a few fried noodles.
In order to soothe Shi Nian's injured soul, Bodyguard Ji specially added double the amount of eggs and intestines to her portion of fried rice noodles.
However - as soon as the pho was cooked, two urban management officials suddenly appeared at the end of the street.
Seeing that familiar uniform, Shi Nian's back went cold. Before she could slap her thigh and scream, the experienced fried noodle brother had already run away in the dining car.
"Hey! My fried noodles! My fried noodles!"
Shi Nian was shocked and chased after him, howling.
The wind was blowing, the car was roaring, and the rice noodles in the pot were roaring, sizzling, and black smoke was about to emit. Shi Nian, who was running over, grabbed the spatula, turned it over, and swore domineeringly:
"As long as I'm here, don't even think about getting any pho noodles out of your mind!"
After flipping three or four times, the fried noodle brother suddenly accelerated and threw her two meters away in an instant.
"No, don't run away, brother, come back!"
Shi Nian became anxious and chased wildly while waving a spatula. However, his legs and physical strength were limited, so he chased for a long time without seeing the distance shorten.
At the critical moment, Ji Yu rushed over on three wheels, "Get in the car, I'll be responsible for chasing, and you'll be responsible for frying, understand?"
"clear!"
Then, this strange scene appeared on the street:
The stir-fried noodle brother was running ahead on his tricycle, and Ji Yu was chasing after him on his three-wheeled tricycle, which was dragging someone with him.
Later, there was a man dancing and shouting: "Come on, come on! It's smoking!"
Netizens in the live broadcast room were laughing crazy at this scene:
[He escapes from their pursuit, but he has no wings to fly, wuwu, what kind of beautiful love is this? 】
[Ji Yu, Ji Yu, your uncle dotes on his father.]
[Looking at them looking so embarrassed, why do I want to laugh so much? Isn’t this not good? No, I have to hold it in...ah, I can’t hold it in anymore, hahahahahahahahahahaha...]
[Cheng Guan: I just want to eat a bowl of fried noodles. Why are you running around? Can’t you afford it? 】
[This year’s photographers are not good. They can’t even catch up with a broken three-wheeler. Hurry up. I want to see the close-up shots of Shi Nianchaofen!]
The cameraman’s mood at the moment: I want to cry.
I want to cry!
Even though he spent his entire life, he could only manage to take a blurry shot of his back.
By the time he was out of breath and caught up with the two tricycles, the exciting scene that netizens wanted to see was over. Shi Nian was holding a bowl and eating fried rice noodles with satisfaction.
The fried noodle brother poured some new noodles into the pot and stir-fried while sighing: "I have been running a stall for eight years, and I have avoided urban management eight hundred and eighty-one times. This is the first time I have met a customer as persistent as you. This meal
money……"
Shi Nian stopped eating and shook his head repeatedly, "It's not appropriate, this is not appropriate."
The eldest brother looked at her and said, "You have to pay for this meal, but I can give you a sausage for free."
"……oh."
After finishing a thrilling and exciting lunch, Shi Nian wiped his mouth and drank boiled water, then took a deep breath... His stomach was still empty, which meant he hadn't eaten at all.
It’s normal to think about it.
After all, who has to run a thousand meters before eating?
Alas, life is not easy, Chong Chong sighed.
*
At two o'clock in the afternoon, the flow of people in the wet market gradually increased, and the fish buying business was officially put on the agenda.
Shi Nian put the loudspeaker borrowed from the assistant director on the chopping board and gestured to Song Xinyou:
"Sister Xinyou, it's your turn to perform!"
Song Xinyou looked left and right, with a confused look on her face, "Do I have to use this? I've never sold anything before, so I don't know how to shout."
"It doesn't matter if you don't know how. I'll teach you how to do it."
Shi Nian raised the trumpet and said, "Those who come from the south and north, those who have been to France and Hong Kong, those who have swam in the mountains and played in the water, those who have studied abroad and visited the United States, those who have kissed on the streets."
, come and take a look.
This product has just been fished out of the pond. It is natural and pollution-free. It is a good choice to buy it. It only costs a few yuan to take it home. My sister-in-law laughs and the children praise it, and the whole family laughs haha!"
After reading a bunch of lines, Song Xinyou was stunned.
Ji Yu glanced at her in surprise, "So smooth, you grew up eating plums, right?"
Shi Nian shook his head, "No, I grew up eating from a small stall owner. I eat two of them at a time. They are crunchy and fragrant."
The aunt who sells vegetables next door said, "Hey, you're so pretty, and you eat so hard? I'm willing to spend money to buy your carp, can you stop eating it?"
Shi Nian snapped his fingers, "Of course! If you buy Niu's fish, you are Niu's friend, and Niu never eats her friends!"
"Okay, okay!" The aunt smiled so hard that she couldn't see her teeth. "Then let's give her two. The one with the tail raised is good."
When I was thinking about it, I caught the fish and bagged them smoothly. I did it in one go, but I hesitated when it came to settling the accounts:
"How should I calculate this money?"
The aunt helped to the end: "In our market, crucian carp costs twelve to three yuan per catty, and carp costs seven to eight yuan per catty. The stall owner will help handle it when you buy it.
But I think you won’t be able to deal with it if you’re like this. If you want to sell it, you’ll probably have to lower the price.”
"Auntie, you have mistaken the wrong person."
Shi Nian raised his hand, confident:
"I have been killing fish at RT-Mart for ten years. I can handle this for you with my eyes closed!"