Chapter 27 Which Fish Killing Technique Is Stronger?
Zhou Shiyuan slapped her elbow and lowered his voice and said: "Sister Nian, forget it. If the price is lowered, the price will be lowered. If someone else's fish is destroyed, our dinner will be gone."
Shi Nian glared at him, "You kid, do you look down on me?"
Zhou Shiyuan tried to persuade her: "It doesn't matter whether you can see it or not. The main thing is to kill fish...it requires technology, technology, you know? The camera is filming, just in case..."
Faced with his earnest persuasion, Shi Nian didn't listen to a word of it. She went to the next stall to borrow a knife, slapped the carp on the chopping board, and started her operation.
Scraping scales, disembowelling, picking out gills...
Looking at those skilled and smooth movements, I really couldn’t have mastered this technique without killing fish at RT-Mart for ten years.
Netizens who were waiting to see the joke were all shocked!
【Shocked my whole family! She actually knows how to do it!】
[I have been a security guard at RT-Mart for 20 years, and I testify that Shi Nian is really the gold medal fish killing technician in our store.]
[(Rubs eyes and lifts the table) (Stands up and roars loudly) Big female monkey! How many surprises do you have that I don’t know about? 】
[Who is spreading the news that Shi Nian is a vase that knows nothing? Nonsense, whose vase is so smart and practical!]
[Mainland’s top all-around female artist [Love] The world’s number one bamboo shoots master and gold medal fish killer [Spreading Flowers] Spicy guest, love overlord [Lightning] Suitable for both movement and sound, soul mate [Lightning] The big female monkey flies bravely, and the monkey Sun Yong follows her
[Spreading flowers] ]
"Sister Nian, have you really worked at RT-Mart?"
After watching her series of smooth operations, Zhou Shiyuan silently swallowed all the nonsense and asked in shock.
Shi Nian raised his eyes and glanced at him:
"Of course... no, if I said I learned it in a dream, would you believe it?"
Zhou Shiyuan shook his head, "I don't believe it."
"Hey~ If you don't believe it, I'll throw you away."
This time she really wasn't lying. This skillful fish killing technique was indeed something she only dreamed of.
I still remember the girl in my dream who fished on the desert island day and night in order to fill her belly.
One piece or two pieces, one day or two days... for two whole years, who knows how she survived!
Fortunately, Huangtian lived up to the poor man, and the fish-killing skills she had engraved in her DNA finally came in handy today.
Shi Nian clenched the kitchen knife tightly, and the interosseous muscles, flexor brevis, and abductor brevis muscles of the hand, as well as the biceps brachii and triceps brachii of the elbow all roared with hunger and thirst:
Kill! Kill all the fish in the market!
Ji Yu felt the blood in her body that had nowhere to vent. He raised his hand and threw another big carp in front of her:
"RT-Mart Fish Killer, please continue. Comrade Xiao Zhou and I will go to capture the guests nearby."
Everyone was busy, except Song Xinyou, who was still standing stupidly in front of the stall. After struggling for a moment, she picked up the loudspeaker with despair and read the advertisement:
"Those who come from the south or the north, those who kiss on the street, uh, those who swim through the mountains and play in the water..."
Soon, the fish stall was crowded with people.
Those who wanted to buy walked away happily with the fish in hand; those who didn't plan to buy lost themselves in Zhou Shiyuan's "brother and sister" and walked away with the fish.
The two barrels of fish were all sold out in less than half an hour, and even the barrels containing the fish were snatched away by the eldest sister Zhou Shiyuan had just recognized for 20 yuan each.
The final total was sold for a total of 563 yuan.
For the four people who were still struggling to make ends meet, this amount of money was tantamount to a huge amount of money.
Zhou Shiyuan was so happy that he tilted his mouth, "Hot pot, barbecue, spicy hotpot, cakes, milk tea, skewers, your grandpa Zhou is here!"
Shi Nian, who was supposed to celebrate with him, put down the kitchen knife, raised his head, looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and sighed from the depths of his soul:
"Alas~!"
"tired?"
Ji Yu's deep voice sounded beside him.
Shi Nian kept tilting his head and looking at the sky, "No, I'm missing my lost youth..." and life.
Ji Yu reacted quickly, "Youth pain literature? Idiot review of the second teenager?"
"?"
Shi Nian raised the fish-killing knife fiercely: "Don't think that I won't dare to chop you in front of the camera."
"Save your energy." A smile flashed in Ji Yu's eyes, "Come here and wash your hands. I asked the staff. There is a fast food restaurant one thousand meters north of the market. Your fried chicken burgers are good."
"Tell me earlier!"
The sadness was swept away, Shi Niannian dropped the kitchen knife and jumped up from the bench.
Ji Yu bent down, scooped out a ladle of water from the bucket, and directed her to stand in the open space aside.
The water flows through the fingers, pattering.
The golden sunlight shone on the sides of the two of them. One was holding a water ladle, his charming peach blossom eyes were slightly upturned, and he had a sweet smile; the other was lowering his eyebrows and concentrating on cleaning the dirt on his fingertips.
The two people who didn't speak looked particularly gentle and beautiful.
[Don’t wash it, it’s clean and ready to be sent to the bridal chamber.]
[Ah, there is a sweet smell in the air (suddenly transformed into a dog) (jumping around) (showing off food) (grabbing other people's dog bowls) (kicked over) (rolling on the ground) (roaring) (biting) (fighting back)
)(Domination of the dog world)]
[Xiaoyuan, stop making incense sticks, your wife has been cut off, go and rob her!]
Zhou Shiyuan immersed himself in announcing the names of the dishes for five minutes. After finding no response, he finally stepped out of the food world and ran to the middle of Ji Yu and Shi Nian and asked:
"So what exactly are we having for dinner tonight?"
Before the two could answer, the staff of the program team gave a friendly reminder: "Dear dear, please use the task funds rationally to avoid subsequent shortages of funds and the situation of collectively going to the village entrance to drink the northwest wind."
Zhou Shiyuan drooped his eyebrows, grinned, and gave the staff a very kind smile: "Thank you."
The staff member smiled back: "Dear, you're welcome. It's my honor to answer your questions."
"..."
Damn politeness!
Zhou Shiyuan had no choice but to turn around and ask Ji Yu and Shi Nian for their opinions: "What should I do? Are we going to eat fried noodles tonight?"
"Go to a fast food restaurant."
Ji Yu's words are concise and to the point.
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Shi Nian pedaled all the way on his tricycle and arrived at the fast food restaurant Ji Yu mentioned in less than five minutes.
Judging from the appearance alone, there is nothing wrong with it except that it is a bit crude.
Pushing open the glass door of the store, I bumped into an old acquaintance - the security guard.
The uncle took off his security uniform and put on a floral apron. Don't tell me, it really looked like that.
Shi Nian hesitated and took a half step back, unable to believe his eyes. Are all the rich people in such a mess these days?
"Uncle, are you still working part-time here?"
The uncle smiled and waved his hand, "It's not a part-time job, it's my own shop. It's all my fault. My old lady had nothing to do and imitated other people's selling burgers. As a result, after three days of opening the fast food restaurant, she felt tired and quit working.
I have no choice but to take advantage of my spare time from working as a security guard to work as a cook and entertain the guests."
"..."
Shi Nian and the netizens in the live broadcast room were simultaneously offended by the uncle's inadvertent display of wealth.
[I was just watching a variety show for fun, but I was stabbed twice by the same person in one day. Is there any justice? 】