Chapter 28 Secret Big Burger, Edible, Rua, and Walnut
[I'm just a little poorer? I haven't done anything wrong. Why do you keep attacking my fragile heart? If you really think my heart is made of stone, won't it hurt? [Crying bitterly]]
In addition to defense-breaking groups, large and small crazy groups can also output stably at any time and anywhere:
[Who stole my second-generation rich life? (Running around) Who? (Looking up to the sky and screaming) Did you steal my second-generation rich life? (Grabbing the collar) Tell me, is it you? (Staring hard)
Live) What? Not you? (Very confused) Who stole my second-generation rich life? Who is it? (Continue running)]
[I have decided to resign and stop working! The next plan is to turn into a monkey! Swing around! Slap everyone with a big hand! Swing around! Slap all the monkeys with a big hand! Steal the wallets of tourists
!Blow up the whole world!]
After a brief silence, Shi Nian accepted the reality that everyone in the world was wealthy but she was the poor one, and got down to business:
"Uncle, where is the menu in our store?"
The uncle shook his head and waved his hands, "What menu do you want? No, there are only two kinds of food available in our store. One is Lao Zhao's secret small burger, and the other is Lao Zhao's secret big burger. Which one do you want?"
Shi Nian realized that something was wrong, but out of respect for the uncle, he still asked: "What is the difference between the two?"
The uncle smiled confidently: "Old Zhao secretly makes small hamburgers with thin skin and thick meat and tastes good; Old Zhao secretly makes big burgers that are both edible and delicious.
ua can also smash walnuts.
Little girl, what do you want?"
Do you still need to consider this?
Any hesitation for even a second is disrespectful to a walnut-cracking burger.
"Let's have two small burgers first, taste them, and then order them if they taste good."
The uncle was unwilling to give in, "I still recommend the big burger, the portion is large, one can hold two."
Seeing that Shi Nian was still hesitating, the uncle directly launched his ultimate move: "Don't say anything. For the sake of our fate, Uncle will treat you to this burger!"
As soon as Zhou Shiyuan entered the door, he happened to hear this sentence and jumped three feet high with excitement: "Uncle, you are really my dear uncle! I want two burgers with more toppings!"
Shi Nian patted his shoulder with a complicated mood, wanting to say something, but after thinking about it, he decided to forget it.
The uncle was very nimble with his hands and feet. He walked out with a full plate within ten minutes of entering the room.
The camera zoomed in, and there were two steamed buns, one large and one small, on the wooden tray. The steamed buns were cut in half, and meat slices, lettuce leaves, tomato slices were sandwiched between them... and the legendary secret burger was completed.
[I don’t read much, uncle, tell the truth, is this thing really called a hamburger? 】
[I am a graduate student, and I testify that this thing is a hamburger, a native Chinese hamburger, and the elderly and children all agree!]
[If you’re a loser in school, ask my mother to do it for seventy or eighty years.]
Zhou Shiyuan looked at the steaming big burger, he didn't dare to take action, "You, this..."
The uncle couldn't help but push the large hamburger into his hand, "What are you doing standing there? Eat it!"
Shi Nian covered her mouth and snickered beside her. Just as she burst out laughing, the uncle turned around and shoved the hamburger in front of her eyes, "Don't be idle, eat it while it's hot. There are three more in the pot, I'll get them right away.
"
Based on the most basic trust between people, Shi Nian tried to take a bite. Well...it tasted the same as Roujiamo, and it was quite delicious.
On the other hand, Zhou Shiyuan, who was holding a big hamburger and chewing on it, also expressed his opinion: "The meat is quite thick and the ingredients are quite good, but the bun is too hard and I couldn't chew it for a long time."
Shi Nian laughed sarcastically, "It must be hard. How can you smash walnuts if it's not hard?"
Zhou Shiyuan: "???Is it too late for me to retract what I said before?"
As soon as he finished speaking, the uncle's domineering voice sounded in the kitchen: "It's too late! Your big burger has been cooked. You have to eat it today if you don't want to eat it. Don't think about leaving until you finish it!"
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In the evening, the four of them returned to the small courtyard after eating and drinking.
The living room was empty, and the bamboo shoot digging team was huddled in the kitchen preparing dinner.
Jiang Wanqiao and Shen Yi'an took over from Shi Nian's shift and were squatting by the window picking bamboo shoots.
Xu Sheng is in charge of cooking, and Lu Youchuan is doing the miscellaneous work. You pass the spatula to me, and I feed you the vegetable leaves. From time to time, they make eye contact, creating a room full of pink bubbles for each other.
The barrages of these two groups were also very peaceful, they knocked on CP until their mouth cramped, and licked their faces until they lost control of their saliva.
Shi Nianshou inquired at the door of the kitchen and learned that they only made more than 300 yuan from selling bamboo shoots and spent more than 100 yuan to buy vegetables. He went back to the living room to chew potato chips with satisfaction.
At 7 p.m., dinner time ended, and the program team announced a new task: each guest would randomly connect with the audience in the live broadcast room and answer questions raised by the audience.
Shi Nian likes this kind of work very much. You don’t need to use your hands or your brain. You can spread your hands and just start swinging. It’s beautiful~
So while the other guests were arranging their appearance, drinking water to clear their throats, and determined to face the audience in their best condition, Shi Nian had already entered the old monk's meditation mode while holding the potato chips.
The first guest to connect is Xu Sheng.
She was lucky enough to connect with her own fans.
As soon as the video was connected, an ultra-high decibel scream sounded like a rooster crowing in the living room:
"Ahhh! It's really you! Xu Sheng, I'm your fan! I love you! I love you!"
Xu Sheng lowered his eyebrows and smiled slightly, with a gentle expression, just like the small white flowers blooming on the branches, fresh and beautiful.
"Little Peanut, I have received your love, and I love you too, very much."
As he spoke, he raised his arms and gave a big heart sign to the camera, and also blew several kisses.
[Help! So gentle! Shengsheng is so gentle! I want to pass out from her sweetness!]
【Shengsheng, mom loves you and will always support you!】
[Wuli Shengsheng is the most beautiful in the world! What can the monkey next door compare to? 】
[Eh~ There is something dirty in the barrage. I will crush it with one foot, flatten it, make it into a specimen, and display it in reincarnation across the country.]
Looking at the various rainbow fart barrages passing by at the speed of light, Xu Sheng smiled even brighter: "Thank you everyone for your support and love. I will continue to work hard and strive to create more and better works."
Zhou Xingyan, who was outside the camera, reminded her impatiently: "Dear guests, please pay attention, this is the question and answer session."
"Sorry." Xu Sheng nodded slightly to apologize, and then faced the netizen: "This little peanut, do you have anything to ask?"
"Yes, yes, yes! Shengsheng, will you join the cast and film again this year? I have been out of dramas for a long time, and I urgently need your drama to keep it alive!"
"Of course I will. Not only do I have movies to film this year, but I also have several business endorsements that are being negotiated. I hope everyone will support me when the time comes."
The netizen's ultra-high-decibel screams sounded again in the living room. This time, even the staff couldn't bear it and cut off the call.
The second person connected is Shi Nian.
Unlike the previous netizen, this short-haired girl is quite polite. She said nothing while the video was connected, and just watched quietly while chewing potato chips.
Click, click, click, click, click...
At Zhou Xingyan's urging, the short-haired girl pursed her lips, smiled shyly, and asked a question that made Shi Nian's heart palpitate and Ji Yu's heart explode:
"Big female monkey, may I ask if the thing you touched in the pond this morning is really a fish?"