Under her confused gaze, the uncle quickly made a marshmallow rabbit, then thrust the wooden stick into her hand domineeringly, grinning with a simple smile:
"Sent to you, good morning!"
Shi Nian was flattered, and after being stunned for a moment, he quickly ran to the stall and paid the money.
The uncle felt sorry and gave her an extra flower-shaped marshmallow.
After winning the first battle, Shi Nian's confidence doubled. She held a rabbit in her left hand and a flower in her right hand, and started her journey to become a social cow.
"Honey, good morning! The flowers are so beautiful, and the people are even more beautiful!"
"Beauty, your dress is so beautiful... Link? No, no, just appreciation."
"Wow, it's so sweet! You're a handsome man and a beautiful woman. Call me when you get married. I'll sit at the children's table!"
"Madam boss, your fried chicken is delicious! I wish you a prosperous business!"
"..."
The expected embarrassing scene did not appear. Faced with strangers' greetings, most people responded enthusiastically, and some even insisted on stuffing something into her hand like the old man.
So halfway through the mission, she had to stop and destroy the inventory in her hand.
As soon as I took off my mask, but before the kebab was put into my mouth, a girl in Hanfu suddenly jumped out from behind the trash can, holding a pig's trotter in one hand, and wildly slapping Shi Nian's arm with the other, screaming at the top of her lungs:
"Ahhhhhh, big pig's hooves! Big pig's hooves!"
Shi Nianhun was almost frightened by her, and with a quick flash, he jumped to the opposite side of the trash can:
"Beauty, have you recognized the wrong person?"
The girl in Hanfu stopped screaming, turned around and punched the big pig's hooves in front of her, with a sincere face:
"Big pig's trotters, do you want to eat them?"
Shi Nian shook his head cautiously and moved back:
"Thank you, no need."
The girl in Hanfu took a step closer and held her hand excitedly:
"Shi Nian, I am your fan for twenty years! So... can you scold me?"
"ha?"
Shi Nian couldn't believe his ears:
"Is there such a perverted person in the world?"
The girl in Hanfu gave her a wink and paired it with Jiangnan classical makeup, which made her look a little charming:
"Scold, keep scolding, I like to hear it!"
With her beauty in front of her, Shi Nian decisively chose to obey the order, raised her eyebrows and smiled, her expression in high spirits:
"Look at you, you have a small waist, long legs, a face with melon seeds and a cherry mouth. You dare to come out like this. Are you not afraid that I will kick over the trash can, hold 9999 skewers in my hand, and propose to you with a big pig's trotter in my mouth?
?”
"Ahhhhhh..."
The girl in Hanfu screamed again, moving wildly, running up and down with the big pig's hooves in her hand, and finally jumped into the trash can.
At this time, an aunt passed by and looked at the girl and the pig's trotters, then at Shi Nian and the camera, and asked curiously:
"Girl, what are you doing?"
Shi said seriously: "Funny."
[It’s so damn funny, Shi Nian, you know the effect of the show.]
[I have to say that those who can apply Shi Nian have two brushes. Looking at the exquisite makeup and the big greasy pig's trotters, it is quite similar to Sister Lin's aesthetic feeling of uprooting a weeping willow. 】
[Help, she is really good at complimenting. Not to mention the beauty in Hanfu at the scene, I, an outsider, was moved when I heard it! 】
[Pooping is suspended, I will go to Guangfeng Lane to intercept the person!]
Saying goodbye to the Hanfu girl, Shi Nian continued her journey as a social cow.
"Hello, little friend, this is the first time you meet me, please call me big brother. With big brother in hand, you will have a worry-free future!"
"Brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters, uncles and aunts, good afternoon! I'm not perfunctory. It's because I have too few words and I'm too busy. I'm really sorry."
"..."
Finally, Shi Nian walked out of Guangfeng Lane alive.
She was once proud and had to bow to the unscrupulous netizens:
"I'm begging you, please be human and think of a simpler task next time. After all, I'm not going to do you any good if I'm exhausted."
*
A barber shop two kilometers away from Guangfeng Lane.
A barber with small yellow hair was enthusiastically selling business to Ji Yu:
"Handsome guy, do you want half a card? The store is currently doing an event. Recharge one thousand and get two hundred for free. The discount is quite big..."
Ji Yu interrupted him: "I dye my hair."
Xiao Huangmao: "Dye your hair. The hair dyeing packages in our store are divided into three grades, 699, 899 and 1099. Seeing how handsome you are, you must not be short of money. It's not as good as the whole 1099. You can save 200 by getting a membership card on site.
.”
"I'm not short of money, why should I save these two hundred?"
Xiao Huangmao smiled awkwardly: "...Haha, the wool you gave me for free will turn white if it is not shaved. What color do you want to dye it?"
There was silence in the room.
Xiao Huangmao thought he didn't hear, so he asked again.
Ji Yu turned his head away, closed his eyes in despair, and pointed to his head:
"I want to dye this thing green."
"?"
The little yellow-haired man was dumbfounded, "Handsome guy, you... how about you apply for a card, and after you apply for the card, I will give you the most fashionable look in the world, so that you can blind the eyes of the unfaithful!"
[Ji Yu: I’m tired, let’s destroy it; Clerk: Even if the sky falls, I can’t stop me from letting customers apply for cards! 】
[Barber shop owner, come and take a look, it’s really unjustifiable not to pay double wages to such dedicated employees.]
[If I had worked as hard as him, I might have become the president of a listed company long ago. Alas, I am guilty. I reflect and make snail noodles as punishment. ]
[The melon seed bench is in place, I can’t wait to see my little brother’s expression when he learns that Ji Yu only dyes one hair.]
【10086】
To the disappointment of millions of melon-eating netizens, Ji Yu did not act according to common sense, but elegantly and calmly took off a piece of hair and handed it to Xiao Huangmao:
"Dye it."
Xiao Huangmao: "???"
Cameraman: "Isn't this right?"
Ji Yu raised his eyelids, with sharp eyes, and asked:
“What’s wrong with going to the barber shop to dye your hair green?”
The cameraman was speechless.
Xiao Huangmao had something to say: "No, brother...are you here to cause trouble?"
"You dye your hair and I pay for it. What's the problem?"
Ji Yushi walked to the sofa and sat down without any embarrassment.
"No, if you dye a hair, how will I charge you?"
Xiao Huangmao's brain was running rapidly, and he finally came up with a good idea:
"How about you apply for a card, and I will dye it for you for free after you apply for the card."
It’s time to apply for a card again.
It seems that it won’t work if I don’t arrange this card today.
Ji Yu had no choice but to compromise, took out a business card from his coat pocket and handed it to him:
"This is my assistant's business card. Give him a call after finishing the dyeing. He likes to apply for a card."
Xiao Huangmao took the business card, dubious:
"Really? Don't lie to me."
"It's still being recorded, so it won't be a problem."
Five minutes later, Ji Yu walked out of the barber shop holding a piece of green hair. He didn't walk far along the street when he looked up and saw an old acquaintance.
Take a closer look, oh, no, there are two.
One was sitting on a small electric donkey, violently tearing the frog skin apart like a female gangster.
The other one was wearing a frog hood, holding his arms weakly and helplessly, and shouting: