Japanese melon stole a pig and was discovered by Jin Shan before the money was even heated. What a speed! It was incredible!
Everyone secretly admires Jin Shan. He doesn't like to be praised openly, but he appreciates it secretly.
I was thinking about how to take a vacation when I suddenly encountered a human life lawsuit. I didn't investigate it clearly before, but now my superiors ordered him to solve the case. Because there are too many doubts, many aspects need to be considered. Where to start is the key.
It is said that the deceased was a cow doctor, which is equivalent to a doctor who treats cows, that is, a veterinarian. Because of his skills, such doctors are particularly popular in places with livestock. The cow doctor is not a doctor who brags, he is a veterinarian, not a human being.
To see a doctor.
The cow doctor's surname is Ma, and people respectfully call him the horse cow doctor. When he hears this, he means he treats livestock.
Dr. Niu has a daughter who he regards as the apple of his eye. Her name is Malanhua. As her daughter grows up, the boy is getting married and the girl is getting married. As the parent of Malanhua, he wants his daughter to be happy, so he urges her to talk to others while she is young.
She was looking for a partner, but she didn't know that Ma Lanhua wouldn't do it. She couldn't stand it, matchmakers came to the house frequently to propose marriage, and the doorsteps in the house were changed several times, and there were signs of bad things happening.
In fact, Malanhua has someone she likes, and the person she likes cannot do anything else. It is said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. She likes someone, and if someone comes to introduce him, she will not see him at all, and he will immediately get out of the way.
Be quick! Otherwise you'll get beaten.
The scholar he was interested in had a surname of Sun Shanqian and a courtesy name of Ziheng. Sun Shanqian had no idea that such a good thing existed. It wasn't until the matchmaker came to his door that he figured out that it turned out that Ma Lanhua, the daughter of the famous local doctor Ma Niu, was watching
He was a little flattered to win the prize. You know, he is still just a scholar.
The scholar knew about this beautiful thing and did not refuse it. He just cared more about etiquette. After all, she was a eldest lady. She had grown so old that she could not marry for nothing. To appear noble, the best way was to marry according to etiquette and the proper procedures.
If you want to get there, you can't drop your words and let others laugh at them, otherwise you will lose all face.
While planning, the matchmaker left. After she left, she cursed in her heart, "This nerd is still a scholar! He has lost all his money!"
It turned out that the scholar Sun Shanqian was only thinking about how to marry Ma Lanhua and the good things, and ignored the matchmaker. The matchmaker felt that she was being ignored and was really unwilling. She left the scholar Sun Shanqian's home angrily and walked on the street.
, she met an acquaintance, not someone else, but a close friend. Her best friend’s surname was Nie, and the last name was Chu.
When Nie Chu saw the matchmaker, he felt itchy because he hadn't touched a woman in a few days. He had difficulty eating and had no money to spend. He had been having a hard time these past two days. He just saw the matchmaker he was dating hurriedly walking down the street and knew that she was in business.
, I had money in my hand, so I went to ask.
"where to?"
"go home."
"Is something wrong?"
"have."
"What's up?"
"Good thing."
"What good thing?"
"Men look for women, and women look for men. It's the same thing."
"You said it's a marriage?"
"It hasn't started yet."
"Who is the man? Who is the woman?" Nie Chu asked.
"We'll talk about it when we get back," the matchmaker said. What she meant was to go back first and then make a new plan.
Nie Chu has always been single. He met a matchmaker when he was playing cards. The matchmaker is also a good person. It happened that the matchmaker died and he was free. Nie Chu knew that the matchmaker was doing this business. When he made money, he went to the card table. He went back and forth with the matchmaker.
There is contact.
When we encounter shortages while playing cards, we help each other and live a tight life every day. Having money makes life easier, but without money, we are annoying and disliked everywhere.
Men are getting married when they are older, and women are getting married when they are older. When Nie Chu saw that some of his peers around him were now grandfathers, but he was still a virgin, he lost his pride and always felt inferior to others.
He also wanted to be like others, but he was not good enough. No one dared to marry him. The matchmaker found many girls or wives, but none of them were willing. Finally, Nie Chu said: "If it doesn't work out, please ask the eldest sister to help me!"
Where has the matchmaker seen this? A hundred of them were unwilling. She expected to make some money. She found that Nie Chu was poor and had nothing. She was a pauper. It was disgusting to think about it. However, Nie Chu had not paid off the gambling money he owed her.
She always cheated, and she really had no choice. She wanted to make Nie Chu break off the relationship with him after paying back the money, and no longer have any contact with him, so as not to be buried abroad when the time comes. That would be tragic!
He had to hang out with the matchmaker first, and the matchmaker wouldn't refuse. In this way, everyone could get what they needed, have food, drink, and a place to sleep, which was better than anything else.
Nie Chu didn't expect what would happen tomorrow. As long as he had wine, meat and someone to sleep with, it was fine. Of course, it was limited to members of the opposite sex, which meant that he was normal. He was acting in accordance with nature, not against nature.
Something is better than nothing. The matchmaker and Nie Chu made do with each other by making mistakes. This time when they came back, Nie Chu discovered something strange about the matchmaker. He had a hopeful spring breeze on his face, as if he was about to achieve something in his career or reach a certain level.
For a purpose, or with a large income, even if you meet a scholar who smells sour and rotten, it is still a dish. You can't help but treat bean buns as dry food!
Nie Chu asked: "Is the eldest sister going to get rich?"
"Yes, dreaming can make you rich. Have a good dream tonight."
"Don't hide it from me, I've seen it all."
"You see it and you still ask?"
"I just want to make sure, how did you make this fortune?"
"You never talk about getting rich. If you talk about it, it won't work. You won't have a chance next time. Don't you know this?"
"Okay, I understand. You don't tell me, I don't ask. I'm just interested in women. I can't live without them all day long. When you go to play cards, I stay alone in the empty room. I'm unbearably lonely. How can I pass the time?" Nie Chuyan said, as if
There are some complaints, but he doesn't dare to complain too much about the person he can call his sister, because they are his parents, his food and clothing, and his livelihood security.
In other words, he is a soft-cooked person, and of course he does not dare to speak in a high-profile manner. However, the matchmaker is also willing to keep such a person. At least the old cow eats tender grass, and his face will be bright if he tells it. She also knows about Nie Chu’s dog
Sex is hard to change, and she knew it when he went out to eat secretly, so she let him do what he wanted. She meant what she said, and she knew that Nie Chu meant it. The rest was up to fate. If she could capture Nie Chu's heart, she would do it.
His people.
That night, Nie Chu and the matchmaker spent the night together. They were quite affectionate and each got what he needed. During the next day, they each did their own business, but in fact they didn't make much of a living. The matchmaker went to another man's house, and they entrusted the matchmaker to find him.
Of course, a woman will receive a lot of betrothal gifts, and she can make some money from it. Where can she find such a good thing?
Soon, it was night. The night before, Nie Chu had already understood the situation between Sun Shanqian and Ma Lanhua, but he was not interested in Sun Shanqian, otherwise it would not be his character. He had a soft spot for Miss Ma.
.
He had a sinful plan in mind.
The night turned dark, and he saw the matchmaker going out to play cards as usual. He saw her leaving the yard and closing the door. He stayed a little longer and waited to see if there was any movement. If the matchmaker killed another one, maybe the matchmaker would come back.
It caught people off guard, and besides, he made a good impression on the matchmaker. If he left immediately as soon as he was gone, there would be a problem.
He saw that the sour woman had indeed left home, so he came to Malanhua's house in the dark.
It happened that the horse and cattle doctor was out, and someone came to ask him to do a consultation. He said that his donkey was not suitable. It had not eaten or drank for several days and looked like it was about to die. He asked the cattle doctor to come and take a look at it, because the donkey had merit.
We must cure it, no matter the cost, we must find a way to cure it.
The cattle doctor knew that the owner of the family was rich and wanted to treat the donkey. It seemed that he was affectionate and particularly kind to living creatures. In this way, being a donkey in his family was worthy of celebration, because he could ensure that he was alive, not just a burden.
The master who killed the donkey.
The cattle doctor has a high professional quality and cannot wait for his illness. No matter how late it is, he will still go if there is an emergency. In this way, he went and was carried away in a sedan chair sent by the owner. This saved him the money to hire a car.
As soon as he left, the house became quieter, and Ma Lanhua had gone to bed long ago. She was still waiting for Sun Shanqian, the sour scholar. She knew that this guy was a bit stupid, but she didn't expect him to be so stupid! When people meet the eldest daughter of a yellow flower, the eldest daughter, the daughter of a daughter, she will be surprised.
He sharpened his head and drilled it in. He had a big heart, so he felt that nothing was wrong. This is incredible. Do you still want more space?
He is not proactive, and the woman is even more embarrassed to be proactive. The matter seems to be at a stalemate.
The idle Nie Chu had already reached Malanhua's room and climbed in through the window.
"who?"
"I."
"Who are you?"
"I am sent by Sun Shanqian." Nie Chu said.
When Malanhua heard that it was Sun Shanqian, she immediately perked up, but thinking about it carefully, she realized that no, he was sent, so she immediately asked: "Which Sun Shanqian?"
"Scholar Sun Shanqian." Nie Chu replied
In the darkness, Malanhua couldn't see his face clearly, so she was very wary and asked: "Since he was sent by Sun Shanqian, why don't you follow the etiquette? Why don't you go through the door and climb through the window?"
"I'm not a scholar, I can be rude. I came today just to see if Miss Ma is as chaste as ever?" Nie Chuyan said.
"You are so dirty, get out of here! You piece of shit!" Malanhua said angrily.
"I'm a dog! I'm the scholar's dog! Don't I deserve to smell it first? How can I report to the scholar? You let me check it first, and then I can report it. Otherwise, this
It's hard to get married!" Nie Chu said.
"Are you kidding? Get out of here, or I'll call someone!" Malanhua said angrily.
Nie Chu didn't expect that this strategy wouldn't work. If this little girl really shouted at people in the movie, it wouldn't be fun.
So, he laughed and said: "Just obey me! In the future, I will put in a few nice words for you in front of the scholar to ensure that you will successfully marry the scholar. If you don't obey me, be careful of my bad words, but I don't have the door."
Damn it, don’t blame me for talking nonsense and damaging your reputation!"
"Get out, get out, get away." Malanhua shouted, she would not eat his pot.
Nie Chu was about to catch Malanhua, but Malanhua kicked her hard. Unexpectedly, the embroidered shoe was kicked out. Nie Chu just caught it and was about to move on when he heard the sound of a carriage outside. Someone might have come back.
Nie Chu saw that something was wrong. If Malanhua shouted, someone from outside would capture him alive, and he would not be able to escape even if he had wings.
Nie Chu could only stop doing evil, put the embroidered shoes in his arms, and said, "Miss Ma, our affairs are not over yet! See you later!"
After saying that, Nie Chu climbed over the window, jumped out, and disappeared in three or two steps.
The carriage belonged to no one else but the owner of the family where the donkey was sick. Because it was midnight, the carriage was moving slowly. Before it reached the carriage, the owner of the donkey sent a carriage and said: "The donkey is dead, there is no need to go any further."
Go for treatment. Let the sedan go back, change to a carriage, and send the cattle doctor back."
Fortunately, this carriage, otherwise, Nie Chu would have succeeded. After all, Malanhua is a woman and has no strength. This Nie Chu is a flower thief and an old thief who has harmed many people. Malanhua sincerely thanks the carriage for arriving home.
Later, I heard my father's voice and hurried to see him.
"Why haven't you slept yet?" Doctor Niu asked.
"No, daddy, I was about to sleep, but couldn't fall asleep. I was about to fall asleep, but I heard a carriage arriving and was awakened again." Malan said in a flowery way.
"That's dad's fault. Well, go to bed early." Doctor Niu said.
Malanhua was about to talk about what had just happened, but she saw that her father was quite tired, so she gave up. She felt very sorry for her father, so she woke up at midnight and went to bed in the middle of the night. She could go out at any time if something happened.
There was nothing to say that night, so everyone had a rest.
Besides, Nie Chu tiptoed back home. The matchmaker had already fallen asleep, but she was still pretending to be asleep. As you get older, you become less sleepy. It looks like you are asleep, but in fact you are pretending to be asleep. If you make the slightest movement, you will wake up immediately. Just like japonica rice.
The vermicelli made will not stretch long.
As soon as Nie Chu lay down, the matchmaker asked, "Where did you go fooling around in the middle of the night?"
"No, I just went to the toilet." Nie Chuyan said.
"Oh my God, you are not honest. I just went to the toilet, and I didn't even see any hair on my body. Are you using the toilet? Who are you trying to coax?"
"Really, it's quite far for me to go to the toilet."
"Haha, it's quite far away. Are you going to the capital to go to the toilet? It takes so much effort?" asked the matchmaker.
"I went to Ma's house." Nie Chu said. He found that the sour matchmaker would definitely ask endless questions. It was better to confess frankly. If you explain clearly, you can be saved. If you try to continue to deceive, the consequences may be serious.
The sooner you confess, the better. After all, the matchmaker has an agenda.
After he finished telling the whole story, the matchmaker didn't get angry or angry. She actually burst into laughter and said, "Men can't be trusted after all. You despise me for being old, and you went out to steal cucumbers in the middle of the night. You're really brave! If I were
If you are twenty years younger and you lick me, I will feel dirty. Now that you are old and yellow, you will have evil thoughts. Remember, if you don't tell the truth, I will cut off your money and food. I will watch you drink the northwest wind.
Go, if you drink the northwest wind, can you still get affirmation?"
"Sister, everything I said is true. There is absolutely no lie. I still have evidence to prove it." Nie Chuyan said.
"Evidence? What evidence?"
"When I was molesting Miss Ma, she kicked me, but she didn't kick me."
"Why don't we kick you to death? Only if we kick you to death will the world be at peace!"
"I'm lucky, I didn't die, but I got an embroidered shoe. This embroidered shoe is what Malanhua wears on her feet, and it can be provided as evidence. If you don't believe me, please take a look!" Nie Chu said, as she spoke, she held her hand in her arms.
He was digging around, but he didn't find anything. His face was full of doubts and regrets.