Emperor Tianqi said: Want a mine? Look for a fat man! Want an oil field? Look for a fat man! Want to... come back, let the dean handle the matter of cultivating talents and developing technology! Emperor Chongzhen said: Someone rebelled? Look for Brother Cong! Foreign race? Look for Brother Cong! Are you interested in other people's territory again? Look for Brother Cong! The Ninety-ninth War has started over there? Go sell arms with Brother Cong, the court does not discuss these trivial matters! Improve people's livelihood and select officials ? Oh, this is an internal affair, and I will handle it! The people of Ming Dynasty said to the emperor of the small country: We are special citizens of the world, so what if we bully you? You have Tianling Gai, and we have Fat Fortune King! Zhu Youcong——Unlucky time travel The person, Prince Fu’s son, General Zhenguo of the Ming Dynasty, said: Shamelessness is my virtue, playing rogue is my specialty, and being idle is my hobby! Who has an opinion? What about Li Zicheng’s demolition brigade? What about Daming’s million-strong army? What about the three major fleets? Come with me and reason with him!